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I like my politics, sh!tposting, and noodles spicy https://msha.ke/remotely_aussie
I don’t care what your politics are… if you hear “trafficking ring” + “identical to Epstein’s operation” + “billionaire defendants”, alarm bells SHOULD go off for EVERYONE.
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sooooo Trump is facing a $310mil lawsuit + claims of grooming, intellectual-property theft, and coordinated assaults.

Anyone STILL defending him is morally bankrupt.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sooooo Trump is facing a $310mil lawsuit + claims of grooming, intellectual-property theft, and coordinated assaults.

Anyone STILL defending him is morally bankrupt.
December 3, 2025 at 10:31 PM
If men wore leggings to the gym, the world would be a better place 🥵
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
If he says “I miss the good old days”, he means “I miss when no one questioned my privilege”.
December 3, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Billionaires: “Why is ‘billionaire’ becoming a dirty word?”

Also billionaires: “Anyway here’s my 7th yacht, it has a yacht inside it.”
December 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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I need to stop arguing with stupid people on Threads and YouTube.

The problem is I enjoy it too much.
December 3, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Ah yes, the classic "kill a bunch of random people and hope some of them end up having been bad" approach to foreign relations
December 3, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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It’s amazing how much a woman behaving badly makes people think they have a hall pass to use the most sexist language and rhetoric they can think of
December 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Dear algo, please bring me billionaires to tear apart ❤️
December 3, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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lots of things to do, but why
December 2, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Trump pardons Honduran drug lord Hernandez after 45-year sentence. 'Flooding US with coke' but now free? How's this 'America First'…?
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The appeals court has blocked Trump's SNAP cuts, so millions will still get food aid.

I’d like to see how this can be re-framed as somehow terrible by a Trumpanzee right about now
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Leftism: how can we make life better for everyone?

Conservatism: how can we make life worse for everyone I hate?

Centrism: both sides make valid points
December 2, 2025 at 3:20 PM
It’s always the people that scream ‘biology!’ like it’s a shield, when really it’s just the last excuse they have before admitting their discomfort is personal, not scientific.
December 2, 2025 at 9:13 PM
A lot of ‘gender critical’ people aren’t protecting anything… they’re just terrified their attraction isn’t as straight-line simple as they insist it is.
December 2, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Most culture wars are just people trying desperately to keep their insecurities disguised as principles.
December 2, 2025 at 9:08 PM
How old were you when you decided you were #monogamous?
December 2, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Conservative men complain about ‘liberal indoctrination’, but get their worldview straight from their favourite podcaster.
December 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Subbed to my #OnlyFans yet? Bold of you to financially support whatever creature I am today.
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
They claim they’re ‘protecting tradition’ but the only tradition they consistently maintain is refusing to read the full article before arguing.
December 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
The public: “We need accountability!”

#Billionaires: *buys AccountabilityTM and puts it in a tax haven*
December 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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it’s kind of insane it came out that the president might be one of the most notable pedophiles in modern history and he’s just still the president
December 2, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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Hey, nice well-functioning system you've got there. What if we were to.... completely ruin it by injecting A.I. into it for no reason? Would that be something you might be interested in?
December 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Trump melting down over a medical question proves that even an MRI machine gets more straight answers than reporters do.
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM