Edward R Morris
@saintofbouncers.bsky.social
Witch.Writer. BSFA & World Fantasy Award finalist.Pushcart/Rhysling/ noms, 160+shorter works in 7 LANGUAGES.Activist.Bouncer."High Queer." Multiple Sclerosis/Ehlers-Danlos/Autism.Night King Stunt Double. Antifa Weapon X. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SHAKESPEAREAN
Awww, he looks like HR from The Bad Brains
November 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Awww, he looks like HR from The Bad Brains
THINGS ARE FINE. I AM CLEANING THE KITCHEN. ONE 4" SQUARE CORNER OF IT. WITH A TOOTHBRUSH. BLINKING IS FUN. THERE ARE NO ILLEGAL DRUGS HERE, OFFICER 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 6:25 PM
THINGS ARE FINE. I AM CLEANING THE KITCHEN. ONE 4" SQUARE CORNER OF IT. WITH A TOOTHBRUSH. BLINKING IS FUN. THERE ARE NO ILLEGAL DRUGS HERE, OFFICER 🤣
You know, Flonase is like a factory reset for the old nasal mucosa after a good fun night of... wait, this is a public reply 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
You know, Flonase is like a factory reset for the old nasal mucosa after a good fun night of... wait, this is a public reply 🤣
I' use'd to live in rural Pennsylvani'a. The thing's they do with apostrophe's are m'agnifi'que 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
I' use'd to live in rural Pennsylvani'a. The thing's they do with apostrophe's are m'agnifi'que 🤣
These disorders are tough to diagnose. They thought I had Marfan's. It is one of the hypermobility spectrum, GP thinks EDS. I still get the same mandatory heart ultrasound every year if they call it a Banana. Solidarity with you and your sister
November 10, 2025 at 5:48 PM
These disorders are tough to diagnose. They thought I had Marfan's. It is one of the hypermobility spectrum, GP thinks EDS. I still get the same mandatory heart ultrasound every year if they call it a Banana. Solidarity with you and your sister
Motherfuckerly.
November 10, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Motherfuckerly.
"Smithers adapted strangely well to life in the Turkish prison.."🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"Smithers adapted strangely well to life in the Turkish prison.."🤣
Ehlers-Danlos and MS go together like Spain and Inquisitions. I love autoimmune people because we have the coolest workarounds for things, same as my fellow Autistics. And we love to teach
November 10, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Ehlers-Danlos and MS go together like Spain and Inquisitions. I love autoimmune people because we have the coolest workarounds for things, same as my fellow Autistics. And we love to teach
Every time I have ever had to use the 'Reconcile' function on QuickBooks, I spit long bits of IMAJICA verbatim. 🤣 Greatest Trans love story since "The Matrix"
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Every time I have ever had to use the 'Reconcile' function on QuickBooks, I spit long bits of IMAJICA verbatim. 🤣 Greatest Trans love story since "The Matrix"
Now I am going to get two hundred oiled up dudes in bondage gear in my feed. NO MORE, BLUESKY. I AM OFF THE MARKET. CEASE RECOGNIZING THE WORD 'DONG '🤣
November 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Now I am going to get two hundred oiled up dudes in bondage gear in my feed. NO MORE, BLUESKY. I AM OFF THE MARKET. CEASE RECOGNIZING THE WORD 'DONG '🤣
(Garth Ennis Watchmen one-shot:) Behold. He is the Saint of Dongs.
November 10, 2025 at 5:26 PM
(Garth Ennis Watchmen one-shot:) Behold. He is the Saint of Dongs.
I do that too, homie, it's the only way. "The message was simple: Adapt Or Die.... So he lashed his long tail behind him and waddled out into the sun to listen to the timeless music."
---AE Van Vogt, 'The Enchanted Village'
---AE Van Vogt, 'The Enchanted Village'
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I do that too, homie, it's the only way. "The message was simple: Adapt Or Die.... So he lashed his long tail behind him and waddled out into the sun to listen to the timeless music."
---AE Van Vogt, 'The Enchanted Village'
---AE Van Vogt, 'The Enchanted Village'
I love BlueSky because there are no chuds immediately firing back little bits of my bio without context as though personally attacking me, when I mention various chuddery. It feels like something like Heaven hath dawn'd 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I love BlueSky because there are no chuds immediately firing back little bits of my bio without context as though personally attacking me, when I mention various chuddery. It feels like something like Heaven hath dawn'd 🤣
Ooooh, ick, the older steroid-yoked cousin of Fibromyalgia. I understand, I also have Ehlers Danlos. New connective tissues for all!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ooooh, ick, the older steroid-yoked cousin of Fibromyalgia. I understand, I also have Ehlers Danlos. New connective tissues for all!!!!!!
I run the Steel Toed Doc Marten Gender Reassignment Clinic for cis white dudes who "go down to Portland to start shit."
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I run the Steel Toed Doc Marten Gender Reassignment Clinic for cis white dudes who "go down to Portland to start shit."
I AM JOHN FURIE ZACHARIAS, WHO WAS CALLED GENTLE, AND THE RECONCILIATION IS AT HAND </Barker >
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I AM JOHN FURIE ZACHARIAS, WHO WAS CALLED GENTLE, AND THE RECONCILIATION IS AT HAND </Barker >
I was thinking it might have been you, but I have MS and my memory is cheese. There should be a .gif of the "reinflation" scene, that was hilarious. I bet Hays and Hagerty took about twenty takes each to not crack up. The pilot did OK, never lost that knowing, enigmatic smile 🤣
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I was thinking it might have been you, but I have MS and my memory is cheese. There should be a .gif of the "reinflation" scene, that was hilarious. I bet Hays and Hagerty took about twenty takes each to not crack up. The pilot did OK, never lost that knowing, enigmatic smile 🤣
Someone posted a pic of Donald Trump and Mike Johnson where Trump was snoring and Johnson was in the position that Julie Hagerty was in, in this movie, when it was time to "reinflate" the pilot. Have had this movie on the brain ever since
November 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Someone posted a pic of Donald Trump and Mike Johnson where Trump was snoring and Johnson was in the position that Julie Hagerty was in, in this movie, when it was time to "reinflate" the pilot. Have had this movie on the brain ever since
Laughing Butt Meme were the greatest They Might Be Giants tribute band of all time \m/
a cartoon of beavis and butthead with metallica and acfoc on their shirts
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November 9, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Laughing Butt Meme were the greatest They Might Be Giants tribute band of all time \m/