Edward R Morris
@saintofbouncers.bsky.social
Witch.Writer. BSFA & World Fantasy Award finalist.Pushcart/Rhysling/ noms, 160+shorter works in 7 LANGUAGES.Activist.Bouncer."High Queer." Multiple Sclerosis/Ehlers-Danlos/Autism.Night King Stunt Double. Antifa Weapon X. RELATIONSHIP STATUS: SHAKESPEAREAN
Grizzled Mantis were the best Black Sabbath tribute band of all time..
Young grizzled mantis derped around for me this afternoon as I was about to leave after my walk. Perky grabby flail-y child 🤎
November 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Grizzled Mantis were the best Black Sabbath tribute band of all time..
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During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
November 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
During tonight’s Trick-or-Treating, our 3-year-old got more and more excited.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
“More houses! More candy!”
Until he suddenly looked to the sky and shouted (verbatim):
“Can I eat the moon!?”
Don’t let anyone tell you you can’t, little one. Be the cosmic horror you want to see in the world.
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"What's that they're chanting, Smithers?"
"Um. I believe they're saying 'Release the E... arhart Files', sir."
"Um. I believe they're saying 'Release the E... arhart Files', sir."
November 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
"What's that they're chanting, Smithers?"
"Um. I believe they're saying 'Release the E... arhart Files', sir."
"Um. I believe they're saying 'Release the E... arhart Files', sir."
some good news: kim davis publicly ate shit, again
New: The Supreme Court DENIES Kim Davis' request to overturn Obergefell, the marriage equality decision. No noted dissents. www.supremecourt.gov/orders/court...
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
HAPPY NOVEMBER TENTH, TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. IT IS THE FEAST OF ST. BIG BLUE DONG
November 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
HAPPY NOVEMBER TENTH, TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. IT IS THE FEAST OF ST. BIG BLUE DONG
Go-go-Gadget ROACHCLIIIIIP 🤣🔥🦖
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Go-go-Gadget ROACHCLIIIIIP 🤣🔥🦖
When I am so angry it takes me two or three days to calm down, chances are there is some aspect of substandard rental housing responsible. Usually housemate-shaped. Everything I loved about Portland is gone, and I live shoved into this little dolly-house and get barked around by munchkins. So done
November 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
When I am so angry it takes me two or three days to calm down, chances are there is some aspect of substandard rental housing responsible. Usually housemate-shaped. Everything I loved about Portland is gone, and I live shoved into this little dolly-house and get barked around by munchkins. So done
"You can't outrun a radio. See these guys? They're my friends. We all shop at the same store, hence the STAFF shirts. And..yeah, I saw you looking. They're not here to protect me from you." Beat. "They're here to protect you from me." #wip
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"You can't outrun a radio. See these guys? They're my friends. We all shop at the same store, hence the STAFF shirts. And..yeah, I saw you looking. They're not here to protect me from you." Beat. "They're here to protect you from me." #wip
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, WE THOUGHT TURKEYS COULD FLY.
---Arthur Carlson, Station Manager, WKRP-Cincinnati
---Arthur Carlson, Station Manager, WKRP-Cincinnati
"A $400K house at 6% costs $863K on a 30-year mortgage. On Trump’s 50-year plan? $1.38M. That’s half a million more in interest. Trump supporters cheering for 50-year mortgages is like turkeys cheering for Thanksgiving."
'I regret voting for him': Internet erupts over Trump's 'spectacularly dumb' mortgage idea
Donald Trump's latest plan to help people buy homes is getting a horrible reception from many experts and political observers, with one individual declaring it a "spectacularly dumb" idea.Trump recent...
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November 9, 2025 at 3:28 PM
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, WE THOUGHT TURKEYS COULD FLY.
---Arthur Carlson, Station Manager, WKRP-Cincinnati
---Arthur Carlson, Station Manager, WKRP-Cincinnati
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SHARON
LEMMY IS WEARING THE BLOODY SHORTS AGAIN HIS BALLS ARE HANGING OUT SHARON
LEMMY IS WEARING THE BLOODY SHORTS AGAIN HIS BALLS ARE HANGING OUT SHARON
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
SHARON
LEMMY IS WEARING THE BLOODY SHORTS AGAIN HIS BALLS ARE HANGING OUT SHARON
LEMMY IS WEARING THE BLOODY SHORTS AGAIN HIS BALLS ARE HANGING OUT SHARON
TIMELINE CLEANSE www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtz...
Lovindeer - Fire Ina Babylon/Fire Version "Wildlife "
YouTube video by Ivan Zamudio
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November 8, 2025 at 7:49 PM
TIMELINE CLEANSE www.youtube.com/watch?v=NBtz...
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Imagining the jam session. Come for "God Was Never On Your Side" in o.g. Seventies Funk form, stay for Lemmy Kilmister saying "Oh eee oh eeeh oh."
November 8, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Imagining the jam session. Come for "God Was Never On Your Side" in o.g. Seventies Funk form, stay for Lemmy Kilmister saying "Oh eee oh eeeh oh."
Sometimes, it takes me all day long to calm down. This usually involves my tweaker housemate. Taking all day to calm down today. Soon, this will all be in the past. If that were not the case, this would be about going to court. Chewing through it till the end.
November 8, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Sometimes, it takes me all day long to calm down. This usually involves my tweaker housemate. Taking all day to calm down today. Soon, this will all be in the past. If that were not the case, this would be about going to court. Chewing through it till the end.
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Authorities breached the front door of the suspect and were confronted by the sight of four hulking cis-female dominatrices with squeaky clown paddles, and Ms. Davis bent over/tied to a hassock, bellowing WHUP ME, MOMMY, I BEEN BAD
November 7, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Authorities breached the front door of the suspect and were confronted by the sight of four hulking cis-female dominatrices with squeaky clown paddles, and Ms. Davis bent over/tied to a hassock, bellowing WHUP ME, MOMMY, I BEEN BAD
There is a scam email going around from bots, like, "Your BlueSky account is temporarily suspended." I knew it was a scam because I haven't been posting many political things lately. Would like to find its author and do things that would actually get me banned for discussing
November 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
There is a scam email going around from bots, like, "Your BlueSky account is temporarily suspended." I knew it was a scam because I haven't been posting many political things lately. Would like to find its author and do things that would actually get me banned for discussing
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Artist: sometimes_right1 on Reddit
November 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Artist: sometimes_right1 on Reddit
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Four solid pages into new novella HARLEQUIN JURY. It's been a few months since this level. Also two nonfiction projects back up to snuff, and story submissions in the works. Am about to show Publishing what I look like when I come in from the cold
November 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Four solid pages into new novella HARLEQUIN JURY. It's been a few months since this level. Also two nonfiction projects back up to snuff, and story submissions in the works. Am about to show Publishing what I look like when I come in from the cold
THIS IS MY PART-TIME CAT YUMYAN HAMMERPAW. HE LOVES YOU ALL. @saraterror.bsky.social and I are his new hoomins
Contemplating committing another crime against my sandwich.
November 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
THIS IS MY PART-TIME CAT YUMYAN HAMMERPAW. HE LOVES YOU ALL. @saraterror.bsky.social and I are his new hoomins
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Signed my second story contract of the week! This one is a bleak horror-satire about the political and personal agonies of working in higher ed right now. (No time to celebrate: I have 300 papers to grade, and four fellowship deadlines, and I lost a lot of time this week to a shooting hoax, and—) 🫠
November 6, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Signed my second story contract of the week! This one is a bleak horror-satire about the political and personal agonies of working in higher ed right now. (No time to celebrate: I have 300 papers to grade, and four fellowship deadlines, and I lost a lot of time this week to a shooting hoax, and—) 🫠
But but but he's just a big kitty. He didn't mean any harm. JUSTICE FOR BIG KITTIES <3 www.wtae.com/article/bobc...
'Oh my goodness, that's not a cat': New Hampshire couple shocked when bobcat wanders into home
A couple in New Hampshire got an unexpected visitor when a bobcat wandered into their home.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:57 PM
But but but he's just a big kitty. He didn't mean any harm. JUSTICE FOR BIG KITTIES <3 www.wtae.com/article/bobc...
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I sang this.
November 6, 2025 at 3:29 PM
I sang this.
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Her Husband Claimed She Was Murdered by the Mob. Hollywood Made a Hit Film About It. The Truth Was Far Darker.
A mythical sheriff, a murder—and a Tennessee town that wants none of it.
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November 6, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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