Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
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Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. Was on Twitter as saraterror / HorrorNails
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I will never regret getting this tattoo.
Blonde woman with RESIST tattooed on her forearm. Blonde woman with RESIST tattooed on her forearm.
Reposted by Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous.

This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.
On the other side was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for his help.
"I wasn't planning on letting her stay, but I didn't know what the hell was going on," the man said of his Venezuelan migrant neighbors. But he quickly relented. The little girl was inconsolable and hid under his bed.
"I didn't want them to take her," said the man, who didn't want to be named because he fears he'll be targeted by federal authorities for his actions.
"I gave her my bedroom, and I just told her,
'Just stay there. Don't open, don't, shh, just stay quiet," he recalled telling the mom and daughter as he choked back tears.
saraterror.bsky.social
Saaaaaame and I’m incapable of organizing any of it
saraterror.bsky.social
Posts like these are why I’m so grateful for the new save feature. I’ve been taking screenshots like a confused old person
saraterror.bsky.social
The worst thing is I have laryngitis and I’m desperately trying to heal my voice, but she’s making me reflexively yell YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!! over and over.
saraterror.bsky.social
It is 6:04 and she is trying to make me go to bed.
saraterror.bsky.social
My tiny dog often goes to bed really early and then decides it’s time for me to go to bed too. She barks more and more impatiently while I yell “YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!” She always wins though.

But I have thought of a brilliant gambit: “GO TELL HR ABOUT IT!”

This seems to have stumped her. HA!
elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
Alt: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
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saraterror.bsky.social
My tiny dog often goes to bed really early and then decides it’s time for me to go to bed too. She barks more and more impatiently while I yell “YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!” She always wins though.

But I have thought of a brilliant gambit: “GO TELL HR ABOUT IT!”

This seems to have stumped her. HA!
elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
Alt: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
media.tenor.com
saraterror.bsky.social
I regret to inform you that it is 7:15, I am in bed, and the HR department I made up doesn’t exist.
saraterror.bsky.social
Wait. She’s still barking.

Now I’M going to tell HR.
saraterror.bsky.social
My tiny dog often goes to bed really early and then decides it’s time for me to go to bed too. She barks more and more impatiently while I yell “YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!” She always wins though.

But I have thought of a brilliant gambit: “GO TELL HR ABOUT IT!”

This seems to have stumped her. HA!
elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
Alt: elmo is surrounded by flames and the word victory is written above him
media.tenor.com
saraterror.bsky.social
I squirted lime juice in my eyes and it hurted.
saraterror.bsky.social
I have laryngitis and I’m pitiful and that’s why there’s nothing sad about me eating reheated pho from a gigantic salad bowl that I’m hunched over like a goblin.
saraterror.bsky.social
I have procured a large amount of catnip. Will report back.
Reposted by Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
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laura palmer / everybody scream
a black abstract line art illustration of Laura palmer from David lynch’s twin peaks, screaming. she has white eyes and inside her eyeballs the words “fire walk with me” are written. the background is bright red.
saraterror.bsky.social
See? See what I mean? Pooping AND crimes.
Four feral cats mistreating planters. One is pooping elegantly.
saraterror.bsky.social
17 cats can do an awful lot of crimes.
saraterror.bsky.social
My mom is always asking why the planters are always knocked over.
Two feral cats. One is a gray tabby acting as lookout for an orange cat that has knocked a planter over and is making it roll around.
saraterror.bsky.social
You are my love and I am so glad you are going to do absolutely nothing.
Reposted by Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
drskyskull.bsky.social
“Okay I’ll come over but I can’t get wet and absolutely cannot eat after midnight.”
Gremlin Miller talking to a woman
Reposted by Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
drskyskull.bsky.social
Here we see Stephen Miller (left) explaining to a woman that she'll never get his Lucky Charms
Image of a very short Miller talking to a blond woman as they walk on grass