Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. She/her
Pinned
I will never regret getting this tattoo.
Floof a goof
February 16, 2026 at 3:36 AM
Floof a goof
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Billionaires and tech bros: "AI is the future. AI is smarter than you. AI is better than you. You could never achieve what AI can do."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Billionaires and tech bros: "AI is the future. AI is smarter than you. AI is better than you. You could never achieve what AI can do."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
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Help! My cat is made of feet.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Help! My cat is made of feet.
Just texted my tattoo artist about scheduling my tragically delayed Junji Ito shark monster tat and I am giddy. I deserve a celebration after that slog through health hell.
Got very rainbow happy tokidoki unicorn plans for the other arm, but that shark is my precious, disturbing baby.
Got very rainbow happy tokidoki unicorn plans for the other arm, but that shark is my precious, disturbing baby.
February 15, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Just texted my tattoo artist about scheduling my tragically delayed Junji Ito shark monster tat and I am giddy. I deserve a celebration after that slog through health hell.
Got very rainbow happy tokidoki unicorn plans for the other arm, but that shark is my precious, disturbing baby.
Got very rainbow happy tokidoki unicorn plans for the other arm, but that shark is my precious, disturbing baby.
Why can't I be a floaty-boaty murder-monster? All I can do is swim like a normal density monster. IT'S NOT FAIR.
Franzi Schimmer captured this Grizzly bear in Brooks Falls, Alaska just floating along, tippy-tapping down the river, browsing the salmon.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
Prior to hibernation, up to 40% of a bear's body mass is fat, which is less dense than water (~0.9 g/cm^2), so the murder-monster is also a floaty-boaty.
February 15, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Why can't I be a floaty-boaty murder-monster? All I can do is swim like a normal density monster. IT'S NOT FAIR.
I am struggling to muster sympathy here. You're destroying the planet for a meaningless rat race that prevents you from enjoying life. You're literally killing others just to make yourself unhappy. It's some of the most selfish self-destruction I've ever seen.
Token Anxiety
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
i think i mostly echo this for myself. with so much that can be done, i often feel like i *should* be doing something, always
February 15, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I am struggling to muster sympathy here. You're destroying the planet for a meaningless rat race that prevents you from enjoying life. You're literally killing others just to make yourself unhappy. It's some of the most selfish self-destruction I've ever seen.
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If you liked The Trouble with San Francisco you’ll like this too
LIFE IN THE VAST LANE
Upon birth, the North American cumulonimbus cloud rolls down from the Rocky Mountains, and from there, ever eastward into its notorious adult form, scraping along the troposphere with its anvil-like plumage. Cloudforms throughout... www.greaterrealityarea.net/life-in-the-...
Upon birth, the North American cumulonimbus cloud rolls down from the Rocky Mountains, and from there, ever eastward into its notorious adult form, scraping along the troposphere with its anvil-like plumage. Cloudforms throughout... www.greaterrealityarea.net/life-in-the-...
LIFE IN THE VAST LANE
Upon birth, the North American cumulonimbus cloud rolls down from the Rocky Mountains, and from there, ever eastward into its notorious adult form, scraping along the troposphere with its anvil-like p...
www.greaterrealityarea.net
February 15, 2026 at 3:14 AM
If you liked The Trouble with San Francisco you’ll like this too
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My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
February 15, 2026 at 2:22 AM
My favorite photos from the Olympics are of this Italian figure skater Daniel Grassl. He looks absolutely insane in so many of them. It's great.
Help! My cat is made of feet.
February 15, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Help! My cat is made of feet.
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ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 15, 2026 at 1:51 AM
ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.
i will not fedpost i will not fedpost i will not fedpost i will not fedpost i will not fedpost
February 15, 2026 at 1:57 AM
i will not fedpost i will not fedpost i will not fedpost i will not fedpost i will not fedpost
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Great form. 10/10 no notes. Except Fuck ICE.
February 14, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Great form. 10/10 no notes. Except Fuck ICE.
If you're wondering how this is going: there are now three glasses of water on the table and they all belong to the cat.
Floof has become enough of a house cat for me to now need a decoy glass of water.
February 15, 2026 at 12:02 AM
If you're wondering how this is going: there are now three glasses of water on the table and they all belong to the cat.
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This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
February 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This is Lexa. She really hopes you’ll be her valentine. Wouldn’t want to waste this look on just anybody. 14/10 (IG: bambiandlexa)
GOT TO TAKE MY FIRST SHOWER IN OVER A MONTH I AM SO FUCKING GIDDY
February 14, 2026 at 4:15 PM
GOT TO TAKE MY FIRST SHOWER IN OVER A MONTH I AM SO FUCKING GIDDY
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Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
February 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Within 18 months all white collar workers could be replaced by a 1km sphere of flesh in Central Park
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"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
February 13, 2026 at 9:03 PM
"I think camp counselors should save drowning children instead of having sex"
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So anyway here’s a new photo in my collection from one of my favorite genres: Toilet Detective.
February 14, 2026 at 3:14 AM
So anyway here’s a new photo in my collection from one of my favorite genres: Toilet Detective.
Muted the word Newsom for my sanity and now I can't even see this skeet as I'm typing it.
February 14, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Muted the word Newsom for my sanity and now I can't even see this skeet as I'm typing it.
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get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 10:28 PM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
I will never understand why the opening credits always make me cry.
If you want to learn about how figure skating works via the medium of incredibly charming gay anime, may I STRONGLY suggest "Yuri on Ice" (which is available free on Youtube)?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6zo...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6zo...
Yuri!!! on ICE Episode 1 | Easy as Pirozhki!! The Grand Prix Final of Tears
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
www.youtube.com
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
I will never understand why the opening credits always make me cry.
I need the world to stop telling me when it's the 40th anniversary of something from pop culture.
February 13, 2026 at 5:15 PM
I need the world to stop telling me when it's the 40th anniversary of something from pop culture.
Oh my god, my tiny dog just fell between the couch cushions like loose change 💀
February 13, 2026 at 1:06 AM
Oh my god, my tiny dog just fell between the couch cushions like loose change 💀
Billionaires and tech bros: "AI is the future. AI is smarter than you. AI is better than you. You could never achieve what AI can do."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
February 13, 2026 at 12:16 AM
Billionaires and tech bros: "AI is the future. AI is smarter than you. AI is better than you. You could never achieve what AI can do."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
Meanwhile, AI: "There is a kangaroo in your yard."
Just started playing Promise Mascot Agency. I am still on the opening of the game, but this one introductory line has me sold:
"My mum was a fairy mascot and my deadbeat, absentee father was a severed finger."
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
"My mum was a fairy mascot and my deadbeat, absentee father was a severed finger."
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
February 12, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Just started playing Promise Mascot Agency. I am still on the opening of the game, but this one introductory line has me sold:
"My mum was a fairy mascot and my deadbeat, absentee father was a severed finger."
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
"My mum was a fairy mascot and my deadbeat, absentee father was a severed finger."
SIGN ME THE FUCK UP