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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN

@saraterror.bsky.social

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Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter. Was on Twitter as saraterror / HorrorNails

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · Nov 7

I will never regret getting this tattoo.

Blonde woman with RESIST tattooed on her forearm.

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Anni Jyn @annijyn.com · 15h

laura palmer / everybody scream

a black abstract line art illustration of Laura palmer from David lynch’s twin peaks, screaming. she has white eyes and inside her eyeballs the words “fire walk with me” are written. the background is bright red.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 16h

See? See what I mean? Pooping AND crimes.

Four feral cats mistreating planters. One is pooping elegantly.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 16h

And pooping. Crimes and pooping.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 16h

17 cats can do an awful lot of crimes.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 16h

My mom is always asking why the planters are always knocked over.

Two feral cats. One is a gray tabby acting as lookout for an orange cat that has knocked a planter over and is making it roll around.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 17h

You are my love and I am so glad you are going to do absolutely nothing.

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 17h

“Okay I’ll come over but I can’t get wet and absolutely cannot eat after midnight.”

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Dr. SkySkull @drskyskull.bsky.social · 17h

Here we see Stephen Miller (left) explaining to a woman that she'll never get his Lucky Charms

Image of a very short Miller talking to a blond woman as they walk on grass

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 17h

Last night I realized I have the power to give a feral cat colony a ton of catnip.

a little girl in a blue shirt is standing in front of a shelf in a pink room .

Alt: a little girl with a truly wicked smile

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 1d

Yes you do. I and our gargoyle offspring eagerly await you. The cats are planning a whole fall-out-of-the-tree routine in celebration of your return.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 2d

I am at urgent care and there’s probably a three year old boy here and he is wearing a mask. He has some apple juice. He pulls his mask back up after taking a sip. A BABY CAN DO THIS. WHY CAN’T YOU?

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 2d

I’ve named the feral cat who watches me all the time Nosy. It doesn’t take long for me to get up in the morning before she’s standing on her hind legs to stare at me through the window. So here’s your morning Nosy.

A small orange and white feral cat stands on her hind legs on my porch to stare at me through my window. This happens every day.

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 2d

And what a weird post to throw that particular tantrum over. “Grieving for fellow disabled people I’ve seen destroyed by the system” is a heck of a statement to attack with an entirely unrelated hissy fit.

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 2d

Wow. I’m so inspired to follow you now. Wait, oops, I misspelled “mute you”

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Phineasferatu @phineas.bsky.social · 2d

Reading is Fhtagnmental

A woman with pale skin a greenish tint and green embellishment on her eyelids and lips. She has a short orange-ginger bob haircut and all she's apparently wearing is a heavy necklace chain suspending a large rough-cut green gem in a silvery metal setting. She's holding a heavy-looking leather and metal-bound tome open in one hand at chest height and seems to be pointing out a text with the finger of the other hand. Magical green letters of an unpronounceable language are floating up from the pages of the book, connected to each other and to the necklace gem by rough edged bubbles and umbilici. Her body below where it is occluded by the book shows the progress of the spell being invoked, as she transforms into a writhing mass of warped parts of hideous sea monsters: tentacles, teeth, spikes, claws, grasping mouths, and dead blue unblinking eyes. If you read this far you must agree with me that it is cool and gross.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · Oct 18

🧵Some real Jilly Cooper quotes from her Rutshire Chronicles, the series of books that Rivals is from.

1) "Her breasts swayed like party balloons when the front door opens"

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

It’s amazing to see a bunch of animals go from super intense to oh look there’s a leaf.

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

There is never actually great purpose. The front cat has no place it’s actually going. It was just running across the lawn to abruptly stop and lick its junk. But the other cats keep chugging like there’s an understood destination until they too abruptly get sidetracked.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

The feral cat colony in my blackberry bush has given me an opportunity to watch a large group of cats interact in a way I never could without maybe becoming an animal hoarder. All it takes is one cat looking like they are moving with great purpose to make a fuckton of cats follow it.

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💀Skulls and Sheets👻 @skullsandsheets.bsky.social · 3d

Another autumnal mari, this time playing a Rebec summoning the leaves

(apparently a medieval instrument, felt she needed something other than a staff)

A white and black mari with patterns of spider webs and florals holding a rebec a stringed instrument with a crown of twings with webs and leaves

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

OH MY GOD MAJIMA GETS TO MAINTAIN A MENAGERIE OF ANIMALS I AM SCREAMING

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

Playing Pirate Yakuza and dying over big tough Majima adopting a chicken so it won’t get eaten. Please tell me this game involves Majima maintaining a constantly growing menagerie of animals in a vacant lot.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

I wish my disabilities on bad people all the time. Never gonna stop. Some of the worst people have never experienced true suffering and they need to.

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Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

Some of these are worse than death.

Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN @saraterror.bsky.social · 3d

What if I just wish for someone to get a candiru fish stuck in their junk? What if I wish someone falls down an infinite staircase covered in legos? What if I wish their blood becomes itchy? Or that all food for the rest of their lives tastes like a pus milkshake left out in the sun?

Steven Angermann @sdamackay.bsky.social · 3d

I’m certain all of us older than 5 can agree it’s fhk’n wrong to murder-wish about someone. Those not in this pact are younger than 5, who might not understand the concept of violence, and idiots. That goes for anything. Politics. Star Wars fandom. Cubs fans. People with letters in their name…

CNN @cnn.com · 4d

Virginia’s Democratic candidate for attorney general Jay Jones is facing widespread criticism for text messages he sent in 2022 suggesting a colleague should be shot.

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