Thank you. I am at the "bellowing Robyn songs into a margarita" level of processing.

It's going in the kitchen.

I did 😞

He promised he wouldn't eat me if I die but I'm pretty sure he is lying.

MOTHER WHY DOST THOU WISH TO PEE IN PRIVATE?!

It's perfect. It really cheers me up.

Today Floof is learning about window ledges. It's fascinating to watch his progress discovering House and how it works.

Yes! Found out at his first vet visit. In my defense there's a whole lotta fur down there. So I've dropped the Nandi and he's just Floof now.

It's been many, many years since I've had a kitten. I totally forgot the whole "they're goddamn deranged in the morning" thing. Every day Floof gets antibiotics, he levels up his kitten skills.

It's a fluffy murder gremlin, how could I not love it?

Aaaaaand then he tried getting on the couch by pulling himself up using his claws, except he did it to my thigh instead of the furniture.

So if you've ever had to give doxycycline to a cat for a long period of time, please talk me out of my panic?