Sara THE MURDERIEST UNICORN
@saraterror.bsky.social
Murdery unicorn. Horror writer & reader. Herder of feral cats. Disabled badass (pudendal neuralgia, severe light sensitivity). Survivor. ADHD chaos muppet. Queen of seahorse penises. Queer. Boob monster. Face biter.
exactlyyyyyy
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
December 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
exactlyyyyyy
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
Earlier he got in the dog kennel and I almost died
Yumyan Hammerpaw paid me a visit, so enjoy these photos of father and son.
December 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Yumyan Hammerpaw paid me a visit, so enjoy these photos of father and son.
The cat thinks he's found the perfect hiding place and camouflage.
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The cat thinks he's found the perfect hiding place and camouflage.
When you go through a bad breakup, you get to have a Junji Ito UZUMAKI rug, right? That's how the universe works, right?
December 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
When you go through a bad breakup, you get to have a Junji Ito UZUMAKI rug, right? That's how the universe works, right?
MOTHER WHY DOST THOU WISH TO PEE IN PRIVATE?!
December 11, 2025 at 8:40 PM
MOTHER WHY DOST THOU WISH TO PEE IN PRIVATE?!
Today Floof is learning about window ledges. It's fascinating to watch his progress discovering House and how it works.
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Today Floof is learning about window ledges. It's fascinating to watch his progress discovering House and how it works.
ATTENTION: A CAT IS NOW WATCHING THE CAT SHOW
December 11, 2025 at 5:07 PM
ATTENTION: A CAT IS NOW WATCHING THE CAT SHOW
I've had a really horrible few days, and I am so grateful this floofy, goofy feral cat decided to love and trust me. It is impossible to not laugh around this fella.
December 10, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I've had a really horrible few days, and I am so grateful this floofy, goofy feral cat decided to love and trust me. It is impossible to not laugh around this fella.
My cat: Mother, why is the bird dead? Why does the bird no longer fly for me?
Me: You’re sitting on it.
Cat: *long pause*
Cat: MOTHER, WHY IS THE BIRD DEAD? WHY DOES THE BIRD NO LONGER FLY FOR ME?
Me: You’re sitting on it.
Cat: *long pause*
Cat: MOTHER, WHY IS THE BIRD DEAD? WHY DOES THE BIRD NO LONGER FLY FOR ME?
December 1, 2025 at 3:51 PM
My cat: Mother, why is the bird dead? Why does the bird no longer fly for me?
Me: You’re sitting on it.
Cat: *long pause*
Cat: MOTHER, WHY IS THE BIRD DEAD? WHY DOES THE BIRD NO LONGER FLY FOR ME?
Me: You’re sitting on it.
Cat: *long pause*
Cat: MOTHER, WHY IS THE BIRD DEAD? WHY DOES THE BIRD NO LONGER FLY FOR ME?
Change in plans. Needed the backup hood I keep at my mom’s to shield my peripheral vision when my light sensitivity gets bad. What the fuck animal is this supposed to be? Werewolf? Ewok?
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Change in plans. Needed the backup hood I keep at my mom’s to shield my peripheral vision when my light sensitivity gets bad. What the fuck animal is this supposed to be? Werewolf? Ewok?
Yes, me and my naked lady earrings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social are fabulous. Thank you for noticing.
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Yes, me and my naked lady earrings from @peculiarityshop.bsky.social are fabulous. Thank you for noticing.
“Yes I broke the floor in an attempt to get inside this bathroom. In my defense, I am a cat and I am perfect.”
November 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
“Yes I broke the floor in an attempt to get inside this bathroom. In my defense, I am a cat and I am perfect.”
We played with her toy so much she passed out on it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:08 AM
We played with her toy so much she passed out on it.
Cat tax: the poop maestro herself, looking silly in no way whatsoever.
November 25, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Cat tax: the poop maestro herself, looking silly in no way whatsoever.
Nandi Floof’s very feral sibling, who I call Ringtail, lying on top of their momma, Nosy. Ringtail is so small and so incredibly ferocious. She’ll never let a person near her but she will ruthlessly exterminate any rodent in a five mile radius.
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nandi Floof’s very feral sibling, who I call Ringtail, lying on top of their momma, Nosy. Ringtail is so small and so incredibly ferocious. She’ll never let a person near her but she will ruthlessly exterminate any rodent in a five mile radius.
Yesterday was “stopped hiding under the furniture day” for Nandi Floof. Her journey today has been ambitious. She explored a mostly empty room. And she has progressed to “I will cry nonstop if you leave my line of sight.” Currently she is sacked out in a corner but I’m not allowed to leave the room
November 23, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Yesterday was “stopped hiding under the furniture day” for Nandi Floof. Her journey today has been ambitious. She explored a mostly empty room. And she has progressed to “I will cry nonstop if you leave my line of sight.” Currently she is sacked out in a corner but I’m not allowed to leave the room
Once again, Floof’s daddy/grandpa Yumyan shows up for a visit solely to take her stuff (currently her food). I think we will see this look of betrayal on her little face many times.
November 23, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Once again, Floof’s daddy/grandpa Yumyan shows up for a visit solely to take her stuff (currently her food). I think we will see this look of betrayal on her little face many times.
Nandi Floof’s father stole her toy and she looks so betrayed
November 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Nandi Floof’s father stole her toy and she looks so betrayed
Big daddy Yumyan materialized to show his daughter everything is cool and she’s safe. Very helpful to get the much-sought Hammerpaw endorsement.
November 22, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Big daddy Yumyan materialized to show his daughter everything is cool and she’s safe. Very helpful to get the much-sought Hammerpaw endorsement.
The kitten is not the only fuzzy animal around here.
November 22, 2025 at 9:51 PM
The kitten is not the only fuzzy animal around here.
KITTY PROGRESS!!!
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
November 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
KITTY PROGRESS!!!
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
She has emerged from under the chair. She has defeated churus and eaten cat food. She has played with a toy, drank water, and used the litter box. Most of all she has purred and purred and purred and luxuriated in being pet. My phone is broken so her purrs aren’t very audible here
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ADMINISTERED CHURU. And successfully or unsuccessfully sat on a glass of water. I’m not sure which one applies when you didn’t intend to sit on a glass of water at all.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY ADMINISTERED CHURU. And successfully or unsuccessfully sat on a glass of water. I’m not sure which one applies when you didn’t intend to sit on a glass of water at all.
The funny thing is that a few nights ago, I tried to bring Nandi in and it went horribly wrong. She scratched the shit out of me and escaped in a way I couldn’t even figure out. I put her in a room with no exit but, poof, she was suddenly gone.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The funny thing is that a few nights ago, I tried to bring Nandi in and it went horribly wrong. She scratched the shit out of me and escaped in a way I couldn’t even figure out. I put her in a room with no exit but, poof, she was suddenly gone.
So this is happening. Meet Nandi Floof, the daughter of Yumyan Hammerpaw. Though she is tiny, she has her daddy’s monstrous peets. She has only been inside since last night. We are going very slowly with this, but she purrs nonstop and I figure that’s a good sign
November 21, 2025 at 9:46 PM
So this is happening. Meet Nandi Floof, the daughter of Yumyan Hammerpaw. Though she is tiny, she has her daddy’s monstrous peets. She has only been inside since last night. We are going very slowly with this, but she purrs nonstop and I figure that’s a good sign
Yumyan Hammerpaw sleeps with his mouth slightly open and drools.
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Yumyan Hammerpaw sleeps with his mouth slightly open and drools.