im gods favorite adopted son

the god Khonshu blesses and remakes me every night, which is why I can go 39/0 as Moon Knight on Marvel Rivals

Wasn't gonna drink tonight but god damn it I miss Itachi Uchiha

sometimes when you smoke down to the filter the heat can feel like someone is touching you before it starts to burn you

my life is sort of like Star Wars if everything was normal instead of science fiction and Luke hated himself

accidentally brushing hands with a cute cashier with dyed bangs as she hands me my third pack of cigarettes in as many days so I awkwardly mumble "t-thanks, you too" and then walk away flexing my hand like Mr. Darcy from Pride & Prejudice

A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita's all I need
A little bit of Tina's what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Mambo was made.

Scratch that

hello bluesky i am getting married in late april

This is my peepaw. Today's his birthday. Please wish him a happy birthday

i have recently taken up a vow to treat all living beings around me with as much compassion and kindness as i can muster, and it is this vow that makes it impossible for me to share my thoughts on Elon Musk naming a child Techno Mechanicus

if u don't fuck with owls then i wish for great calamity upon your house

I'm putting together a Delta Green campaign for my partner, their roommate, and their roommates boyfriend and I'm so psyched dude

Knocking on the bathroom door at the gym and asking how many sets they have left