Not me having a mini existential crisis while watching a total lunar eclipse.

If you own Control on Steam, Epic Games Store, or GOG, you get a free update. Surprise!

Here's what's in it. #ControlRemedy

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body: we're going to sleep now

brain: WE…..aren't doing anything

Just a reminder for anyone out shopping for me today…I do not want ANY birds for Christmas this year. I don’t care if you can get 2 turtle doves for the price of 1 or if there’s a 4AM door-buster deal on French hens. Zero birds. None birds.

It's the Steam Autumn Sale, and you can get our games at a discount!

80% off Control: Ultimate Edition
75% off Alan Wake and Alan Wake's American Nightmare
70% off Max Payne 2
67% off Quantum Break
65% off Max Payne

Get them here: https://store.steampowered.com/developer/RemedyEntertainment/ 👾

Happy Thanksgiving, y’all!

I need some personal time off…from being a person. Honestly just gimme like 2 days of being a little frog chilling on a lily pad or a long weekend of full-on cozy bear hibernation and I’ll be good to go for the rest of the year.

Look, you don’t want to be *completely* delusional. You just wanna be like nice middle ground delusional. Like just enough to take the edge off. That’s the sweet spot.

“Have fun in your little safe space echo chamber” like dude calm down I’m just going to hang out with my friends

weezer was right. what IS with these homies dissing my girl?

Whelp. I finally made the jump. Already having a much nicer time 😊