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Sake Barry
@sakebarry.bsky.social

Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics.

"You're here to set people's heads on fire"
I passed out visiting the beehives on the roof of our workplace. There were about six or seven of us up there and I was listening to the Beekeeper talking and the next thing I'm thinking "Why am I lying on the floor?" and everyone is going apeshit.
February 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
She said he was very good at prescribing snossages.
February 2, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I'll take it.
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Everything, and yet nothing.
February 1, 2026 at 6:12 PM
I take that back.
February 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
(The Trying To Throw Cucurella Into The Stand was hilarious)
January 31, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Obviously the half-time team talk was GO BACK OUT THERE AND LOSE YOUR MIND.
January 31, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Quite the chokehold there.
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Or the ref looking down while he's giving himself a pleasing ballscratch.
January 31, 2026 at 6:13 PM