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Sake Barry
@sakebarry.bsky.social

Stares at CCTV for a living. "Looks like a colourblind tramp that fell into a dressing-up box". Dead good at house-and/or pet-sitting. Stoic. Overenthusiastic on several topics.

"You're here to set people's heads on fire"
Yeah, but you were told to stop touching it inappropriately.
February 3, 2026 at 9:34 AM
🎶 Recorded here on paperrrr/My chills and thrills and spills 🎶
February 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
Reposted by Sake Barry
This watermark graffiti by street artist Mathieu Tremblin is, like, the best thing ever.
January 29, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Buh-bye, Cheshire.
February 2, 2026 at 6:53 PM
🎶 BA-BA-BAAAA BABABABABAAAAAAAA 🎶
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Mum's doctor seems a little.....*hairy*
February 2, 2026 at 10:07 AM
🎶 Probably just hungry 🎶
February 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
This is who runs this account.
February 1, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by Sake Barry
Would be very Spursy to seal Arsenal's title for them.
February 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
GERRUMPEM SPUDS!
February 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
You can tell how quiet it is there when you can hear Pep's every utterance on the sideline.
I don't think there's a worse back 4 than Tottenham's Romero isn't nearly as good as he thinks he is. Van Der Ven is a last minute Micky, can't actually defend properly. Dragusin is permanently culpable. A relegation defence. Wouldn't have got near Frank's first Brentford 11 #Spurs
February 1, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Someone tried to use Mum's card details in 'Spoons and Domino's last night while she's still laid up in hospital. I hope they get the absolute raging shits.
February 1, 2026 at 8:22 AM
If I was a West Ham player, I would simply not try to strangle an opponent #CHEWHU
January 31, 2026 at 7:31 PM
PRETTY AAAAAANDBAGS IN THE AIR #CHEWHU
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Ah well #CHEWHU
January 31, 2026 at 7:24 PM
FAAAWCHOONS ALLLWoh #CHEWHU
January 31, 2026 at 7:01 PM
RefCam makes everything look like really shit FIFA. What next, MagicSpongeCam? TeaBarCam? #CHEWHU
January 31, 2026 at 6:10 PM
OHMYGOODGAWWWWD! #CHEWHU
January 31, 2026 at 6:06 PM
I still maintain that Garnacho has an absolutely haunting ugliness #CHEWHU
January 31, 2026 at 5:36 PM
The second clip. Even on a normal day.
Tag yourself I'm woman under car 👍
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 PM
One of these things is not like the other.
January 31, 2026 at 3:03 PM
youtu.be/ZQMUtkWv3Ik?...
O'Hara in Second City, a zillion years ago.
Perma-Lacque Hair Spray Commercial
YouTube video by SCTV
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 9:39 PM
youtube.com/watch?v=QwLZ...
Goodnight, Mickey 😞
Mitch & Mickey - A Kiss At The End Of The Rainbow
YouTube video by mayhew7
youtube.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Sex is great and everything, but have you ever avoided major TrAvEL cHaOs at Euston?
January 30, 2026 at 3:12 PM
The picture I just sent Mum/The picture she sent me back
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 AM