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sakura 🌸

@sakura.aegis.cafe

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 7h

shortcuts are genuinely apples best feature

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 15h

mfw cinephile gf

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 17h

its so fun seeing accessibility tech that i never knew existed on melbournes transit system

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jean @jeanmachine.dev · 1d

stop arguing! if youre gonna argue on bsky dot app, just post "meow" instead. trust me, it'll all be better if we do this.

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Femcel Succubus 🔞 @boobkiwi.bsky.social · 1d

A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI

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Gwen @i.lovelesbian.sex · 1d

I've had it with all these browser alternatives

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 2d

i find the median user on this site very irritating, but i dont see how this shit flinging contest is doing us any good?

sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 2d

i had this for two years and took full advantage of it

sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 2d

people are more annoying than usual today

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 2d

perfect

Jellyfin playlist named “Science-Backed ADHD Music” w/210 tracks (12h29m)

Genres: Electronic, Game, Vocaloid, J-Rock, Black Metal/J-pop, Hardcore Techno, J-Core, Rock, J-Pop, Asian Music,
Game Soundtrack, Trance, Dance, Jazz,
Dance & House, Alternative, Kawaii Future Bass, JPOP,
Aziatische Muziek, Musique asiatique,
Soundtrack, Pop, Electropop, French House
, Kawaii EDM, VTuber, TV Series, Pop, Rock, Alternatif et Indé, {N/A}, Indietronica, Other, Video Game, Denpa,
J-Pop / Utaite / Doujin, '-4,
Séries TV, Film, Uk Hardcore,
Film, Bandes originales de films, Rock, Pop, Pop, Rock, Anime, Singer-Songwriter,
Musica Asiatica, Electronic, Pop, Classical

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 2d

stealing this for a playlist name

youtube ad headlined “Science-Backed ADHD Music”

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 6d

the real problem with kids transitioning is that they cant post transition timelines without posting a pre-puberty photo of themselves. fucked up

sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 6d

every time i see actual antisemitism its always some insane qanon-esque shit

sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 7d

has anyone else noticed that standby time is a lot better in ipados 26?

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faye✨ @segirly.aegis.cafe · 8d

screenshot of a bluesky draft (over the character limit) that reads:

[smash dic reveal day]

PowerMushroomJoey: I think it will be Crash Bandicoot because he's really iconic and we need Playstation reps and he would be a good one

LucinasHusband27: Are you stupid? It's going to be Geno. He's a fan favourite. And Sakurai has always wanted to add him. Get off the internet kid.

[livestream fades in]

Sakurai: Hello. We added the little shit from Katamari Damacy this time. He's really fun to play. Please enjoy his unique style.

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sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 8d

dangerfield might have the highest person to space ratio of any store on earth

sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 8d

the dynamic island is alive and it is my friend

sakura 🌸 @sakura.aegis.cafe · 8d

giving people the ability to publicly classify why they're blocking/muting someone via lists was a mistake. everyone i block is blocked for the same reason, they piss me off