Salami
@salamimk.bsky.social
20 5'4 130
headcase
any/all
banned on twitter :(
headcase
any/all
banned on twitter :(
may the people rise up and make their land a nation once again
February 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
may the people rise up and make their land a nation once again
the closer i get to "exhaustion" the more i realize that i can just call myself a dude and medically transition
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 AM
the closer i get to "exhaustion" the more i realize that i can just call myself a dude and medically transition
bad news gang, i clogged my toilet and dont have a plunger :(
February 2, 2026 at 8:53 AM
bad news gang, i clogged my toilet and dont have a plunger :(
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cheese from a girl that hates you
February 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
cheese from a girl that hates you
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Water experiencing itself🐟
February 1, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Water experiencing itself🐟
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i am a good mouse! i deserve belly rubs!
February 1, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i am a good mouse! i deserve belly rubs!
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a cute girl sleeping under my desk and licking me on command would definitely help me be more productive
January 31, 2026 at 4:44 PM
a cute girl sleeping under my desk and licking me on command would definitely help me be more productive
lowkey i wish i had people gooning to me and that i was getting cum tributes in my dms
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 AM
lowkey i wish i had people gooning to me and that i was getting cum tributes in my dms
gang im highkirkenualy feeling dysphoria right now i hate being a tranny fag
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
gang im highkirkenualy feeling dysphoria right now i hate being a tranny fag
:3 i hate having this useless thing between my legs it makes me feel disgusting
February 1, 2026 at 2:32 AM
:3 i hate having this useless thing between my legs it makes me feel disgusting
i need a 40ish year old women rto just use me gang
February 1, 2026 at 2:29 AM
i need a 40ish year old women rto just use me gang
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Time to enter IKEA building mode. Gonna need my fake squeaky hammer and a box of candy cigarettes.
February 1, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Time to enter IKEA building mode. Gonna need my fake squeaky hammer and a box of candy cigarettes.
lowkey, what if i just became yalls pamper packing princess, and i made yall subsidize the pamp packing?
February 1, 2026 at 2:15 AM
lowkey, what if i just became yalls pamper packing princess, and i made yall subsidize the pamp packing?
watching breaking bad with my roomie while bouncing between poke.on shiny hunting, and all the diff fetish sites while im next to my vanilla cis het normie :3c
January 31, 2026 at 11:46 PM
watching breaking bad with my roomie while bouncing between poke.on shiny hunting, and all the diff fetish sites while im next to my vanilla cis het normie :3c
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I’m in such a drawing slump… good thing I know how to get out of it- by drawing something very specific that caters to entirely to my own preferences lol. I apologize in advance for
January 30, 2026 at 10:50 PM
I’m in such a drawing slump… good thing I know how to get out of it- by drawing something very specific that caters to entirely to my own preferences lol. I apologize in advance for
i be barking at transistors
January 31, 2026 at 11:20 PM
i be barking at transistors
$.end to godde$$ pretty please it make me so happy and id post more smut of me if u just $.ent
lemme try being a findom!
January 31, 2026 at 11:09 PM
$.end to godde$$ pretty please it make me so happy and id post more smut of me if u just $.ent
lemme try being a findom!
January 31, 2026 at 11:08 PM
lemme try being a findom!