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salarta.bsky.social
Two new NSFW related links on my linktree and added a “newest” section to my Halloween 2025 doc so people who do look at it (if anyone) don’t have to go hunting through several pages for my latest additions. linktr.ee/salarta
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Local Polaris/Lorna Dane fetishist. Also writes incredibly weird NSFW fics.
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Decimating the alert system for critical infrastructure so as to provide for more raids of Home Depot parking lots
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katzish.bsky.social
I don’t even know Habeas. He was a coffee boy
atrupar.com
Q: Have you given any more thought to possibly suspending habeas corpus?

TRUMP: Suspending who?

Q: Habeas corpus

TRUMP: I don't know. I'd rather leave that to Kristi.
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davidcorn.bsky.social
I have a friend who owns a restaurant. He says tourism and travel to DC in recent months has devastated many restaurants in DC. So, yes, Trump is lying. Again.
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Trump: "You can go and eat at the restaurants. The restaurants are booming. They were closing one after another and now they're booming, they're opening. Nobody has ever seen a transformation like they have in Washington DC. It's as hot as it can get."
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marisakabas.bsky.social
if this isn't civil war i'm not sure what is
annabower.bsky.social
U.S. Northern Command says that elements of the Texas national guard are now “employed in the greater Chicago area.”

The statement claims that they’ve been deployed to protect ICE and federal property.
U.S. Northern Command &
@USNorthernCmd
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Effective today, elements of the Texas National Guard, under Title 10 authority and command and control of U.S. Northern Command, are employed in the greater Chicago area.
These soldiers are employed to protect U.S.
Immigration and Customs Enforcement and other
U.S. Government personnel who are performing federal functions, including the enforcement of federal law, and to protect federal property.
For the latest information on our Federal Protection Mission, please see the link below:
salarta.bsky.social
Well. I have an idea for a fic that’s extremely persistent, so I’ll probably give it a shot.
salarta.bsky.social
Mounjaro commercial: “I see you”

Me: “Why are you looking at me?”
salarta.bsky.social
Yeah Zell’s cooler than me too
salarta.bsky.social
Dave Thomas!?
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
salarta.bsky.social
We need two different buttons for “I’m looking at your mom” and “I endorse your mom.”
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bisexualkaiju.myatproto.social
Just a reminder that anti-queer and anti-trans policies aren't actually popular.
taniel.bsky.social
JUST IN: The Republican Mayor of Fairbanks, Alaska’s second biggest city, lost re-election last night to a Democrat.

Mayor David Pruhs is a conservative who fought protections for LGBTQ+ residents; he made comments this year drew condemnation this year from Alaska Natives. He lost to Mindy O'Neall.
salarta.bsky.social
Honestly the fascists are past the point of needing Trump anymore. He could die and the damage is already done enough for them to keep going.

Doesn’t mean they’ll succeed. We’ll push back and ultimately win, but his needed role is done.
salarta.bsky.social
The robot needs replacement oil as it was shutting down in public earlier today
salarta.bsky.social
Donald Trump died on the way back to his home planet
salarta.bsky.social
You might say you evolved past the need to recognize time
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levostregc.bsky.social
Heere ys the booke of the humoral and elemental values of the Teenaged Mutante Turtles Who Are Ninjas:

Michelangelo - Ayre - Sanguine - Springtyme
Raphael - Fyre - Choleric - Somer
Donatello - Earthe - Melancholic - Autumn
Leonardo - Watir - Phlegmatic - Wynter
salarta.bsky.social
… I didn’t know Indiana killed Charlie Kirk but I guess I didn’t recognize Indiana’s game. Thought it was just corn.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
As a reminder, when Jack Posobiec was in the US Navy, they assessed his full capabilities and concluded that he was best suited to collecting samples for urinalysis
justinbaragona.bsky.social
Incredible.

Jack Posobiec references the earliest version of antifa -- the anti-fascists in the Weimar Republic who were opposed to the Nazi Party -- as the bad guys.
salarta.bsky.social
Especially since the person who actually created Pepe doesn’t approve of how it’s been hijacked.

Fascists like taking good things and destroying them. They get a thrill out of it.
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p0ph3r3t1c.bsky.social
He *should* be, instead of a groyper symbol.
words.bsky.social
gonna tell my kid this is pepe the frog
frog guy scaring ice jackboots in Portland
salarta.bsky.social
Hey guys I’m basically gonna doxx myself right now.

Here it goes.

I’m basically a Final Fantasy character. Except I’m not cool.
salarta.bsky.social
I keep forgetting this cursed skeet and someone always reminds me