Salvatore Bonpensiero
@salbonpensiero.bsky.social
I'm popping percocet like jujubes
Can't help but feel weird the new Pope is from Chicago
May 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Can't help but feel weird the new Pope is from Chicago
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social ever since I started seeing you on Spotify this is what is in my head when I listen
April 10, 2025 at 8:00 PM
@dannyheifetz.bsky.social ever since I started seeing you on Spotify this is what is in my head when I listen
I think the biggest reason why people need to learn history is for the simple understanding of oh shit, people really will do anything to pull off some bullshit
April 10, 2025 at 3:51 AM
I think the biggest reason why people need to learn history is for the simple understanding of oh shit, people really will do anything to pull off some bullshit
It's so weird to see Trumpers be like "see?!?!? rebound bitch" and it's like so you recovered some of your losses?
April 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It's so weird to see Trumpers be like "see?!?!? rebound bitch" and it's like so you recovered some of your losses?
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I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I may be tired and a little hoarse, but as I said again and again on the Senate floor, this is a moment where we cannot afford to be silent, when we must speak up.
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Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people.
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Records are meant to be broken. Congrats @booker.senate.gov for stepping up and standing up for the American people.
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
Blazing your own path for the W
👏👏👏👏👏
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Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
March 26, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Pete Hegseth is a f*cking liar. This is so clearly classified info he recklessly leaked that could’ve gotten our pilots killed.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
He needs to resign in disgrace immediately.
"Dad, are you in Three 6 Mafia?"
March 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
"Dad, are you in Three 6 Mafia?"
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In fairness to Pete Hegseth nobody asked him *specifically* at his confirmation hearings if he would get drunk and text the editor in chief of the Atlantic his war plans.
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
March 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
In fairness to Pete Hegseth nobody asked him *specifically* at his confirmation hearings if he would get drunk and text the editor in chief of the Atlantic his war plans.
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
We find ourselves in a real “gotcha” moment!
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You added an Atlantic Editor to an illegal group chat of senior naitional security officials and the vice president who shared bombing plans for air strikes in Yemen.
Pete Hegseth:
Pete Hegseth:
March 25, 2025 at 1:00 AM
You added an Atlantic Editor to an illegal group chat of senior naitional security officials and the vice president who shared bombing plans for air strikes in Yemen.
Pete Hegseth:
Pete Hegseth:
It's pretty ironic that conspiracy theorists help elect the actual New World Order to take over the world. We're all just a bunch of chimps wearing shoes
February 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
It's pretty ironic that conspiracy theorists help elect the actual New World Order to take over the world. We're all just a bunch of chimps wearing shoes
Really enjoying my daily midday shit where I get to catch up on what national emergency has been created today
January 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Really enjoying my daily midday shit where I get to catch up on what national emergency has been created today
Bye bye America. Say bye bye
January 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Bye bye America. Say bye bye
Watching the Aaron Rodgers Doc and I sorta like the spirit of what he's saying about questioning stuff but it's like the first time you smoke weed in high school and are like woah the world is fucked up bro but he's 40, rich as fuck, and famous as hell so it's weird to see him going through puberty
December 22, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Watching the Aaron Rodgers Doc and I sorta like the spirit of what he's saying about questioning stuff but it's like the first time you smoke weed in high school and are like woah the world is fucked up bro but he's 40, rich as fuck, and famous as hell so it's weird to see him going through puberty
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Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
December 17, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Tried my best. Sorry I couldn’t pull it through everyone - we live to fight another day. ♥️
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I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I had polio when i was 9. I was taken from my parents & placed in a Hospital for contageous diseases- the polio ward. I would see them once a week - thru the glass window at the end of my ward. I could not walk. It was terrifying. Kids died. Iron lungs were awful. Dont let RFK Jr ban the vaccine
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The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
A Message Of Hope From Global Tetrahedron
We have taken another proud, collective stride toward dystopia. A bankruptcy court has denied the sale of InfoWars following a month of drawn-out legal proceedings. The experience was long and punishi...
theonion.com
December 14, 2024 at 3:21 PM
The InfoWars assets remain in limbo. Everything is now in doubt and everyone is worse off than before.
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
In short, it is the kind of world we at Global Tetrahedron have always envisioned. theonion.com/a-message-of...
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SOME GOOD NEWS
More than 30 stranded whales saved in New Zealand by people lifting them on sheets
“It’s amazing to witness the genuine care and compassion people have shown toward these magnificent animals,” said a Department of Conservation spokesperson.
www.nbcnews.com
December 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
SOME GOOD NEWS
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I invested a bunch of money into a company that makes guillotines.
I'd love to get rich off of it. But not TOO rich.
I'd love to get rich off of it. But not TOO rich.
December 10, 2024 at 4:04 AM
I invested a bunch of money into a company that makes guillotines.
I'd love to get rich off of it. But not TOO rich.
I'd love to get rich off of it. But not TOO rich.
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Currently crying laughing at the fact that my gf just called James Gandolfini “Gandalf Mancini” thinking that was his actual name. I’m losing it.
December 9, 2024 at 8:26 PM
Currently crying laughing at the fact that my gf just called James Gandolfini “Gandalf Mancini” thinking that was his actual name. I’m losing it.
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Comedian Bill Burr comments on slain CEO Brian Thompson: "I was sitting there reading an article — 'Oh my god, he's such a great guy; he had a wife and kids...And then you find out, he and the other guys he's working for are getting sued for $121 million for dumping a stock"
December 8, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Comedian Bill Burr comments on slain CEO Brian Thompson: "I was sitting there reading an article — 'Oh my god, he's such a great guy; he had a wife and kids...And then you find out, he and the other guys he's working for are getting sued for $121 million for dumping a stock"