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Needing some acetaminophvfefe today
Distraction from the horrors tonight
January 24, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Distraction from the horrors tonight
The last thing anyone in this country needs right now is a gotdam “catastrophic” winter storm. It’s just going to have to come back later, we’re busy
January 22, 2026 at 5:31 PM
The last thing anyone in this country needs right now is a gotdam “catastrophic” winter storm. It’s just going to have to come back later, we’re busy
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January 21, 2026 at 3:11 PM
So 2026 is gonna be like if 1984 and Brave New World had a baby via Handmaid surrogate and they named the baby Skynet, huh?
January 22, 2026 at 8:38 AM
So 2026 is gonna be like if 1984 and Brave New World had a baby via Handmaid surrogate and they named the baby Skynet, huh?
Polite reminder that Elon is allowing AI generated child 🌽 on X because he thinks it’s funny
January 18, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Polite reminder that Elon is allowing AI generated child 🌽 on X because he thinks it’s funny
Just to recap, the actual winner of the Nobel Prize gave her prize to the President just because he wouldn’t quit whining about it. Someone wanna tell him that grinning and toting around someone else’s trophy does not, in fact, mean that he won it? We learned how this worked in kindergarten T-ball.
January 17, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Just to recap, the actual winner of the Nobel Prize gave her prize to the President just because he wouldn’t quit whining about it. Someone wanna tell him that grinning and toting around someone else’s trophy does not, in fact, mean that he won it? We learned how this worked in kindergarten T-ball.
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X put another band-aid on its nonconsensual sexual images problem. Meanwhile Grok is still putting whoever you want in a bikini. from @mattburgess1.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Elon Musk’s Grok ‘Undressing’ Problem Isn’t Fixed
X has placed more restrictions on Grok’s ability to generate explicit AI images, but tests show that the updates have created a patchwork of limitations that fail to fully address the issue.
www.wired.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:38 PM
X put another band-aid on its nonconsensual sexual images problem. Meanwhile Grok is still putting whoever you want in a bikini. from @mattburgess1.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/elon-m...
Oooh so it’s gonna be a “KNOTTY PINE???” kinda day
January 16, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Oooh so it’s gonna be a “KNOTTY PINE???” kinda day
Listen, I don’t want to give Sarah Palin props for anything ever, but she wasn’t wrong about Russia and Alaska already being [redacted] neighbors
January 10, 2026 at 3:22 PM
Listen, I don’t want to give Sarah Palin props for anything ever, but she wasn’t wrong about Russia and Alaska already being [redacted] neighbors
Friend, pointing at glittery girl next to me: Who’s that?
Me, sighing: That’s Destinee. She just showed up when I was thinking really hard about global dominion
Friend: You manifested Destinee?
Me: Yeah, and I don’t know how to turn off that Hinder song either
Me, sighing: That’s Destinee. She just showed up when I was thinking really hard about global dominion
Friend: You manifested Destinee?
Me: Yeah, and I don’t know how to turn off that Hinder song either
January 10, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Friend, pointing at glittery girl next to me: Who’s that?
Me, sighing: That’s Destinee. She just showed up when I was thinking really hard about global dominion
Friend: You manifested Destinee?
Me: Yeah, and I don’t know how to turn off that Hinder song either
Me, sighing: That’s Destinee. She just showed up when I was thinking really hard about global dominion
Friend: You manifested Destinee?
Me: Yeah, and I don’t know how to turn off that Hinder song either
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I wrote about the Top 10 Movies of 2025, which were all about resistance, but also, more crucially, about loss.
The Best Movies of 2025 Were Oddly Prescient
These films and documentaries speak to our current political moment.
slate.com
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I wrote about the Top 10 Movies of 2025, which were all about resistance, but also, more crucially, about loss.
Im trying to do the things but its in the 20s outside. This aggression will not stand, man
December 30, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Im trying to do the things but its in the 20s outside. This aggression will not stand, man
Heartbreaking: making a sick rhyme on paper that doesn’t work at all when read aloud
December 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Heartbreaking: making a sick rhyme on paper that doesn’t work at all when read aloud
It was the late early aughts; mostly ok to be wearing a trilby. His eyes were Hypnotiq blue, with Carson Daly fingernails. Parliaments in his pocket. A Saving Abel song wafted like funnel cake sugar past the stuffed bears and Gravitron. The Crossroads Chili Cookoff had begun. The portal had opened.
December 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It was the late early aughts; mostly ok to be wearing a trilby. His eyes were Hypnotiq blue, with Carson Daly fingernails. Parliaments in his pocket. A Saving Abel song wafted like funnel cake sugar past the stuffed bears and Gravitron. The Crossroads Chili Cookoff had begun. The portal had opened.
It feels clammy outside.
December 26, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It feels clammy outside.
It’s so fitting that the Jon Hamm meme is 2025’s outro. Because the only way any of this feels tolerable is collective dissociation.
December 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
It’s so fitting that the Jon Hamm meme is 2025’s outro. Because the only way any of this feels tolerable is collective dissociation.
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December 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Referring to children as young men and young women instead of teenagers was certainly a choice on the part of whomever wrote the Patriot Games announcement.
December 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Referring to children as young men and young women instead of teenagers was certainly a choice on the part of whomever wrote the Patriot Games announcement.
We were promised bread and circuses but I was really hoping that would mean baguettes and bears.
December 19, 2025 at 2:17 PM
We were promised bread and circuses but I was really hoping that would mean baguettes and bears.
Wouldn’t it be amazing if Trump got booted from his position and someone yelled “You’re fired!”?
December 17, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Wouldn’t it be amazing if Trump got booted from his position and someone yelled “You’re fired!”?
[stunning topical insight]
December 13, 2025 at 1:12 PM
[stunning topical insight]
Organizing the kitchen cabinet, aka dismantling the pantryarchy
December 7, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Organizing the kitchen cabinet, aka dismantling the pantryarchy
Drove to a neighboring city to visit a friend for two nights. Left my cat with plenty of food, water, and toys. She’s been inside the whole time. I just got back and there’s an asploded bird in the bathtub. So many questions. Chiefly: HOW, Idgie???
December 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Drove to a neighboring city to visit a friend for two nights. Left my cat with plenty of food, water, and toys. She’s been inside the whole time. I just got back and there’s an asploded bird in the bathtub. So many questions. Chiefly: HOW, Idgie???
I don’t know that there’s any greater validation for this girl than journaling out some thoughts then hopping on YT and finding that HCR’s brain went to similar places mine did. (This time: MTG’s resignation and the formation/dissolution of the Whigs)
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I don’t know that there’s any greater validation for this girl than journaling out some thoughts then hopping on YT and finding that HCR’s brain went to similar places mine did. (This time: MTG’s resignation and the formation/dissolution of the Whigs)