Salem
salembitchtrials.bsky.social
Salem
@salembitchtrials.bsky.social
live fast, eat ass, and most importantly smoke one big ass.
i also make really shitty photo edits.
non binary and autistic, so im the whole shebang, the double whammy

account abandoned due to bluesky's osa compliance. i HAVE NOT accepted their new terms.
making sure my bluesky account, fediverse and matrix are all ready for this "kids online safety act" bullshit. i surely hope bluesky doesnt crack under the pressure
August 2, 2025 at 6:00 PM
last year i pre-ordered the gummigoo plush from glitch prod stores. the shipping cost was $5.45 for a $29.99 plush, which is an normal acceptable shipping cost. now im trying to pre-order the maid jax plush, and the shipping is $28.99!! thats insane
July 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ate an entire carton of goldfish, aka my meow mix
March 9, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Reposted by Salem
Let Denmark cook.
January 28, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Reposted by Salem
Might have overdone it with the dick jokes in the next video. I worry that they'll be too long for most people to handle
January 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
my throat hurts so bad and im so fuckign sick please give me the horse treatment. take me to back yard and shoot me with a shotgun right in the head uhhh
#illness teehee
January 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
rip in piss tiktok #byebyeclockqapp #tiktok
so sad... number one tragedy never foegoet ;(
January 19, 2025 at 5:27 AM
HOW THEYVE MASSACRED MY POOR BOY
March 13, 2024 at 12:19 PM
happy #internationalwomensday. i cant believe all women were born today, on march 8th, 2000. the year the world began
March 8, 2024 at 1:41 PM
hope yall appreciate this
March 8, 2024 at 6:29 AM
dark souls customization just looks like the average british citizen
October 4, 2023 at 2:48 AM
i just started season 4 of netflix's sex education and im like 16 minutes in. i dont wanna jump to conclusions but.. so far its really bad lmao
September 28, 2023 at 2:08 AM