sallyp
@sallypoastes.bsky.social
Cis, pākehā, adhd person, sometimes disabled with ehlers-danlos stuff. I like making bad jokes and yelling about stuff. Please join me in yelling.
日本語は読めるけどあまり書けない
日本語は読めるけどあまり書けない
Hikaru, an idiot baby for all of his life
November 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Hikaru, an idiot baby for all of his life
If your systems and processes can be bypassed without detection, they are not very sound. This is really basic shit and at least someone in your organization knows that.
November 12, 2025 at 6:39 PM
If your systems and processes can be bypassed without detection, they are not very sound. This is really basic shit and at least someone in your organization knows that.
It's quite a problem
November 9, 2025 at 6:00 AM
It's quite a problem
Yeah, i do realize it was unexpected
Or hope it was
Or hope it was
November 6, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Yeah, i do realize it was unexpected
Or hope it was
Or hope it was
Folks, do we think the sexual assault of minors counts as an "antic" or a "scandal"?
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Folks, do we think the sexual assault of minors counts as an "antic" or a "scandal"?
The only thing i will forgive current Google for is that it has decided that, as i have te reo Māori saved as an option, it should give me its shitty plagiarized search summaries in te reo
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 AM
The only thing i will forgive current Google for is that it has decided that, as i have te reo Māori saved as an option, it should give me its shitty plagiarized search summaries in te reo
Dressed for success
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Dressed for success
It's going to be a bin night tonight
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
October 27, 2025 at 1:45 AM
It's going to be a bin night tonight
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
It's going to be a bin day tomorrow
Government pledges to bypass hope
October 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Government pledges to bypass hope
Ayyyy, at least some of the blocklists i follow are still here and working just fine:
October 17, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Ayyyy, at least some of the blocklists i follow are still here and working just fine:
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"I was married but I'm not married anymore. Women don't like the vehicle."
What happened to your lip, mate?
October 15, 2025 at 7:53 AM
What happened to your lip, mate?
Thanks, Wikipedia, for this extremely charming description of a planarian, and boo to your "citation needed"
October 14, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Thanks, Wikipedia, for this extremely charming description of a planarian, and boo to your "citation needed"
Today's Facebook memories purge brings you the local church fair from a few years back
October 9, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Today's Facebook memories purge brings you the local church fair from a few years back
I made a small cake
October 4, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I made a small cake
Rnz playing its usual game with the headlines, while other outlets are happy to go with "intercepted" rather than "says it has been intercepted"
October 1, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Rnz playing its usual game with the headlines, while other outlets are happy to go with "intercepted" rather than "says it has been intercepted"
Oh yeah thanks i wasn't fucking worried
September 25, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh yeah thanks i wasn't fucking worried
Reposting the first pic with alt text because lol at that mount hutt wind gust
September 20, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Reposting the first pic with alt text because lol at that mount hutt wind gust
Worse than who expected, Stuff? I knew it was that bad. Everybody i know already knew it was that bad. Who is sheltered enough to be surprised that it is that bad?
September 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Worse than who expected, Stuff? I knew it was that bad. Everybody i know already knew it was that bad. Who is sheltered enough to be surprised that it is that bad?
So i clicked through and read the article, but i am steadfastly refusing to read this related article:
September 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So i clicked through and read the article, but i am steadfastly refusing to read this related article: