sallyp
@sallypoastes.bsky.social
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Cis, pākehā, adhd person, sometimes disabled with ehlers-danlos stuff. I like making bad jokes and yelling about stuff. Please join me in yelling. 日本語は読めるけどあまり書けない
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sallypoastes.bsky.social
Would you consider not using AI for illustrations?
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noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
You can just share my video from me instead of sharing a screen recording of my video from a content farm account that isn’t on the scene btw.
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social
The inflatables have made it to Broadview.
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jduvalsmith.bsky.social
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sallypoastes.bsky.social
"Your customer called back"
impavid.us
In honor of spooky month, share a 4 word horror story that only someone in your profession would understand

I'll go first: Six page commercial lease.
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sarah4ilam.bsky.social
Labour promises to repeal the RSB in the first 100 days.
Let’s make sure they are able to keep this promise.
#nzpol
duncanwebbmp.bsky.social
The select committee report on the Regulatory Standards Bill is in.
📝166,000 submissions.
❌98.7% opposed.
Yet National are going to continue supporting it.
🗣New Zealand could not have been louder, but Luxon still isn’t listening.
Regulatory Standards Bill:
Select Committee Report:
166,000 submission total
0.7% supported
0.6% unclear
98.7% opposed

AUTHORISED BY DUNCAN WEBB MP, PARLIAMENT BUILDINGS WELLINGTON
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thepillowbookbot.bsky.social
A man whom one loves gets drunk and keeps repeating himself.
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mikejbain.bsky.social
Something unexpected that I learned on my research trip last week was this: Chairman Mao was gifted a kahu huruhuru in 1957 by Ramai Te Miha Hayward & her husband, NZ pioneer filmmaker, Rudall. It was a gift of goodwill from Māori King Korokī. #nzhistory
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iwriteok.bsky.social
the boys who landed at Normandy or fought in Stalingrad couldn't have imagined the horrors of 21st century war
A picture and headline from an article: Unicorn bride marries Kenny from south park at Portland ICE protest
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ceej.online
caught my vampire neighbor creeping through my front door. he claims my saying “for sure dude, we should definitely hang out sometime” the other night counts as an invitation, but I disagree. we’re on hold with the etiquette hotline
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amybrown.xyz
riding in the car when my son (3.5) said “i have something silly to tell you. roll up the windows so nobody hears” and then he told us a clown is coming to our house. to live with us forever
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objectivereality.bsky.social
Kia ora New Zealand friends, do I know anyone with lived experience of chronic illness or disability who'd be up to talk to my wife about it on a podcast? The talk would be ~10 minutes (but allow 30 for general chat) pre-recorded via Zoom, and she'll send you a copy post-edit for approval.
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bogbird.bsky.social
why do so many straight couples look like this
kermit the frog (a puppet) resting his head on debbie harry’s shoulder
sallypoastes.bsky.social
Honestly not a great day for sexual predators who were in bands in the 2000s all round
dailycosmicmarvel.bsky.social
‘TRON: ARES’ has earned $14.3M in its opening day at the domestic box office.

For comparison, ‘MORBIUS’ opened to $17.3M.
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watershitdown.bsky.social
What i'm saying to you is did you super-glue my pockets ! #nzpol
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nurbsy.bsky.social
Smurfs real. I can’t talk more right now but smurfs are real
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emmz.bsky.social
happy #caturday from my partner’s strange cat and her beloved bag of sour cream and onion chips
a little gray cat sleepily rests her head on a large bag of lays chips the same cat curls up half on top of the same bag of chips, which is just a little bit larger than she is
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martynpepperell.bsky.social
Congrats to anyone who gets anything done at all. Congrats to everyone else as well. It is the life.
sallypoastes.bsky.social
Either that or they're desperately casting around for something that looks like economic good news