Bram Stoker's Chocula
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#Blazers fan, sandwich enjoyer. Hong Kong cinema enthusiast, music eclectic
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No notes, very accurate
December 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
No notes, very accurate
Lmao, there's literally no bottom with these freaks
(Clinton probably is guilty, tho. Throw him under the prison, too.)
(Clinton probably is guilty, tho. Throw him under the prison, too.)
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Lmao, there's literally no bottom with these freaks
(Clinton probably is guilty, tho. Throw him under the prison, too.)
(Clinton probably is guilty, tho. Throw him under the prison, too.)
It really is unfathomable how depraved and despicable this piece of shit is. Just an evil, dumpster bin of a person.
December 15, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It really is unfathomable how depraved and despicable this piece of shit is. Just an evil, dumpster bin of a person.
We've reached critical levels of clown car
December 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
We've reached critical levels of clown car
My very reasoned response to someone asking me to work for them NYE
December 13, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My very reasoned response to someone asking me to work for them NYE
#IT:WelcometoDerry is really fuckin good
October 29, 2025 at 10:04 PM
#IT:WelcometoDerry is really fuckin good
Almost daily I wonder why Che' Noir isn't a household name. Just criminal.
Blood is Thicker
YouTube video by Apollo Brown - Topic
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Almost daily I wonder why Che' Noir isn't a household name. Just criminal.
What the fuck
October 23, 2025 at 1:43 PM
What the fuck
I'm sorry, WHAT?
D’Angelo, Neo-Soul Pioneer and ‘Untitled (How Does It Feel)’ Singer, Dies at 51
Legendary R&B singer D'Angelo, who released three albums throughout his career, has died. He was 51.
variety.com
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I'm sorry, WHAT?
Kristi Noem surveys war-ravaged Portland
(Nah, this is too fuckin funny)
(Nah, this is too fuckin funny)
October 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Kristi Noem surveys war-ravaged Portland
(Nah, this is too fuckin funny)
(Nah, this is too fuckin funny)
If someone prefaces a statement with "on my momma", they're about to tell you the most egregious falsehoods ever told
October 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If someone prefaces a statement with "on my momma", they're about to tell you the most egregious falsehoods ever told
Wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment
Drake - Fair Trade (Audio) ft. Travis Scott
YouTube video by DrakeVEVO
youtu.be
September 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment
This bitch is plotting everyone's demise
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
This bitch is plotting everyone's demise
Craziest part of being alive in 2025 is, shit is so terrible, actual UFO footage is greeted with shrugs
September 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Craziest part of being alive in 2025 is, shit is so terrible, actual UFO footage is greeted with shrugs
No greater feelin than waking up with no work or obligations for multiple days
August 25, 2025 at 1:04 PM
No greater feelin than waking up with no work or obligations for multiple days
Finding out the billionaire who just bought the Trail Blazers is also a Trump donor isn't surprising, but it sure is depressing.
August 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Finding out the billionaire who just bought the Trail Blazers is also a Trump donor isn't surprising, but it sure is depressing.
We're so back
August 13, 2025 at 2:35 AM
We're so back
This is a BANGER
August 12, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This is a BANGER
Saw this last night, and it delivers everything I needed. After this and "Thunderbolts", I'm cautiously optimistic that Marvel has course corrected.
July 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Saw this last night, and it delivers everything I needed. After this and "Thunderbolts", I'm cautiously optimistic that Marvel has course corrected.
TikTok just called me a fat fuck
July 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
TikTok just called me a fat fuck