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Wakey wakey, rise and shine, it's raving time
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25 🤍 any pronouns 🤍 man violator
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🤍 just call me salt
🤍 any pronouns
🤍 24
🤍 cold boy enthusiast
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Wish you all my dears a 2026 full of love. And remember 🩷:
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I finished Quiz! I thought it was kind of cute, Adrian seems autism coded to me

It reminded me of all of the other autistic people I know (and me too. tbh) who get so wrapped up in the potential of what they're fixated on and the simple satisfaction of being able to do something that they don't
January 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
TGrav being cast into TROP after being a LOTR nerd for years and then permanently inserting himself into the overall spread of Tolkien's legacy was honestly an extremely taurean thing to do

There's nerds and then there's Taurus nerds
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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you don't know me
January 2, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I really like this screenshot because it has a "you know you're not supposed to unsheathe your sword in the house, mister, next time i catch you doing that you'll go to bed without any dinner" energy
January 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Who's gonna draw Pharazôn as a pallas cat nekomimi boy
January 1, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Having an unnecessarily detailed knowledge of a certain genre of music will have you like "Oh this TV show is set in 1993, they totally could have been jamming it to Renegade Snares wouldn't they"
December 31, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Happy Holidays everyone! I hope sexy Rudolph Collins brings you festive cheer! #nsfw #theterror #fanart
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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A Galadriel portrait ^^
September 19, 2023 at 8:06 PM
Tumblr censoring is a weird beast, this got taken down, i posted it again with a small transparent censor and now it's fine

Hashtag FreeThePenis
December 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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My partner today out of nowhere while waiting for the train:

“You know who reminds me of a Pallas cat? Pharazon.”
December 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Yesterday I cashed out a guy with the most gorgeous curly read hair and beard, he bought trade paperbacks of the unfinished tales of numenor and something else and I almost wanted to say "sir, you look like you're from numenor"
December 28, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Noooo free him
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Tonight we listen like kings
December 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 5:20 AM
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art by Tom of Finland
#gay #gayart #cock #dick
December 24, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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ppl come to bsky and be like "gee it sure is boring around here!" my boy, this peace is what all true warriors strive for.
December 24, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Dick crashed right through my walls, shit looked like 9/11
December 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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This is hands down the best trop bts pic ever I love them so much
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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21. DIESEL
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
More fem goodcollins because I have a Disease
December 22, 2025 at 12:32 PM
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December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I miss having a twitter so I could write nasty things in private. Bluesky just feels like this
December 21, 2025 at 5:05 AM
My iPad has been having some battery issues I guess, it will shut off even when the percentage is at a reasonable level but for some reason its not turning back on even despite shutting off at 80% or so

If i bricked my iPad drawing Alien Pussy I'm gonna be kinda mad
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM