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I GENUINELY HATE THAT WE USE THE SAME TERM TO REFER TO THE PLAGIARISM SLOP MACHINE AND THE CODE THAT MAKES TAILS FOLLOW YOU AROUND IN SONIC 2.
July 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I GENUINELY HATE THAT WE USE THE SAME TERM TO REFER TO THE PLAGIARISM SLOP MACHINE AND THE CODE THAT MAKES TAILS FOLLOW YOU AROUND IN SONIC 2.
If we get a #dispatch season 2 and they don’t let me make the ultimate polycule with Invisigal and Mandy I’m SUING (jk jk this game is solidly in my top 3 of all time and will stay there regardless but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE @adhocstudio.com think of the pOTENTIAL)
November 15, 2025 at 4:36 AM
If we get a #dispatch season 2 and they don’t let me make the ultimate polycule with Invisigal and Mandy I’m SUING (jk jk this game is solidly in my top 3 of all time and will stay there regardless but PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE @adhocstudio.com think of the pOTENTIAL)
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she kinda got u there artemis
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 AM
she kinda got u there artemis
Life is taunting me and I can’t taunt it back rn it’s not FAIR
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Life is taunting me and I can’t taunt it back rn it’s not FAIR
If I had a nickel for every time Mia Goth played two characters in a movie… 🧐
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Mia Goth played two characters in a movie… 🧐
Actors that are entirely committed to not being typecast are my favorite. I’ll just be watching something and go “oh hey unexpected” and then it’ll happen in every single genre and they just nail it every time
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Actors that are entirely committed to not being typecast are my favorite. I’ll just be watching something and go “oh hey unexpected” and then it’ll happen in every single genre and they just nail it every time
“Second screen viewing” or whatever it’s called is a cancer to storytelling. Don’t dumb down your content for the people who look at their phone. Even when I look at my phone I don’t want to be told the plot as it happens. Fight for the viewer’s attention instead of conceding!
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Second screen viewing” or whatever it’s called is a cancer to storytelling. Don’t dumb down your content for the people who look at their phone. Even when I look at my phone I don’t want to be told the plot as it happens. Fight for the viewer’s attention instead of conceding!
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Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
I got chalk pens to write on my dresser doors because they’re glass……. My office looks like a mad room and I kinda love it
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I got chalk pens to write on my dresser doors because they’re glass……. My office looks like a mad room and I kinda love it
My dad being forced to see Jenna Ortega content on his instagram feed because I compulsively like every picture is somehow the funniest thing I’ve learned recently (you’re welcome, dad)
October 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
My dad being forced to see Jenna Ortega content on his instagram feed because I compulsively like every picture is somehow the funniest thing I’ve learned recently (you’re welcome, dad)
At this point I’ve forgotten that Jenna Ortega was born with eyebrows
October 3, 2025 at 12:27 AM
At this point I’ve forgotten that Jenna Ortega was born with eyebrows
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Your backlog called. It said, "Fine. Add Eternal Strands. At least it’s 65% off."
October 1, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Your backlog called. It said, "Fine. Add Eternal Strands. At least it’s 65% off."
I finally have a copy of Dracula because I’m a fake vampire fan who’s never read the classic and I must rectify
October 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I finally have a copy of Dracula because I’m a fake vampire fan who’s never read the classic and I must rectify
Cat snuggles are great until said cat has a nightmare and stripes your arm with the resulting startle
It’s too much the middle of the night for this 💀
It’s too much the middle of the night for this 💀
September 23, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Cat snuggles are great until said cat has a nightmare and stripes your arm with the resulting startle
It’s too much the middle of the night for this 💀
It’s too much the middle of the night for this 💀
“Was the movie good or was the leading lady just really pretty” - me after every movie
September 21, 2025 at 3:33 PM
“Was the movie good or was the leading lady just really pretty” - me after every movie
Can we like, stop calling anything we don’t like AI slop? Humans make good and bad content, but it’s still human content. Let’s not strip us of that
September 14, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Can we like, stop calling anything we don’t like AI slop? Humans make good and bad content, but it’s still human content. Let’s not strip us of that
I watched the superman BTS and watching James Gunn just go at it about characters emotions and motivations with his actors is just so inspiring. That’s the kinda shit I want to do as a writer someday, just talk with actors about scenes and moments and what’s happening in a character’s head
September 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I watched the superman BTS and watching James Gunn just go at it about characters emotions and motivations with his actors is just so inspiring. That’s the kinda shit I want to do as a writer someday, just talk with actors about scenes and moments and what’s happening in a character’s head
Wendnesday season 2 ep6 sure reminded me that Jenna Ortega was a scream queen first 🫡💀
September 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Wendnesday season 2 ep6 sure reminded me that Jenna Ortega was a scream queen first 🫡💀
It should be illegal to wear perfume when getting on a plane
September 2, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It should be illegal to wear perfume when getting on a plane
Me: excited to get back to a fandom while the show is coming out
Me when the tag is full of salt and negativity before all episodes are even out: ….what happened to “fine, I’ll do it myself” mentality?
Since when do we let the canon dictate our enjoyment????? Boring sad tragedy
Me when the tag is full of salt and negativity before all episodes are even out: ….what happened to “fine, I’ll do it myself” mentality?
Since when do we let the canon dictate our enjoyment????? Boring sad tragedy
August 24, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me: excited to get back to a fandom while the show is coming out
Me when the tag is full of salt and negativity before all episodes are even out: ….what happened to “fine, I’ll do it myself” mentality?
Since when do we let the canon dictate our enjoyment????? Boring sad tragedy
Me when the tag is full of salt and negativity before all episodes are even out: ….what happened to “fine, I’ll do it myself” mentality?
Since when do we let the canon dictate our enjoyment????? Boring sad tragedy
The scene where Wednesday talks to Tyler the first time makes it so obvious they smoothed out Jenna Ortega’s pores. Why are women not allowed to have pores????
August 16, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The scene where Wednesday talks to Tyler the first time makes it so obvious they smoothed out Jenna Ortega’s pores. Why are women not allowed to have pores????
I’m seeing some wild takes about #wednesdayseason2 out there… if that’s the only thing people have to complain about they must be doing something right lol
August 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
I’m seeing some wild takes about #wednesdayseason2 out there… if that’s the only thing people have to complain about they must be doing something right lol
I spend too much wondering if I should start streaming maybe it’s a sign but also idk what I would stream lol
August 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I spend too much wondering if I should start streaming maybe it’s a sign but also idk what I would stream lol
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Alright, here's what Saige did to me.
If you're a PoC you are not safe around her.
The last THREE YEARS have been heartbreaking and soul-crushing, and I'm SO glad to finally be able to speak out publicly.
I'm still at SDCC, so I may add more later: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rcfsd...
If you're a PoC you are not safe around her.
The last THREE YEARS have been heartbreaking and soul-crushing, and I'm SO glad to finally be able to speak out publicly.
I'm still at SDCC, so I may add more later: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rcfsd...
July 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Alright, here's what Saige did to me.
If you're a PoC you are not safe around her.
The last THREE YEARS have been heartbreaking and soul-crushing, and I'm SO glad to finally be able to speak out publicly.
I'm still at SDCC, so I may add more later: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rcfsd...
If you're a PoC you are not safe around her.
The last THREE YEARS have been heartbreaking and soul-crushing, and I'm SO glad to finally be able to speak out publicly.
I'm still at SDCC, so I may add more later: www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/rcfsd...