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@beatskelton.bsky.social
DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
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November 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
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FINALLY A GIFT FOR YOUR LOVED ONES THAT SENDS THE RIGHT MESSAGE.
November 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
FINALLY A GIFT FOR YOUR LOVED ONES THAT SENDS THE RIGHT MESSAGE.
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Big tech weirdos have a real disconnect from what people think is good and what is technically impressive.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Big tech weirdos have a real disconnect from what people think is good and what is technically impressive.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
They're the type to be like "we have invented a new AI powered robot to tell you about new fun facts" and the robot looks like if the animatronic from the Technologic video grew up.
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I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
November 24, 2025 at 2:04 PM
I got so stoned at a Mets game once I compared the Jumbotron to the top screen of a Nintendo DS bc it had “a bunch of useful contextual information” and the field to the bottom screen bc “it’s where the game is actually played”
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Firefox broke the image upload somehow, reposting
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Firefox broke the image upload somehow, reposting
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Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Founders on LinkedIn still seem to be struggling with the difference between telling people about their humble beginnings and admitting to straight up committing fraud.
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![[Scene is a MEDIEVAL PLAGUE PIT with all the bodies inside it. On the edge of it is a young peasant woman, in a sack cloth dress, covered in boils. She is lounging glamorously next to the pit. Her boyfriend is standing a few feet away, photographing her with an anachronistic mobile phone]
GIRL:
OK so I'll sit here...
With my hair like this…
Rubbing my cyst with the corpse's hand.
[She produces a whithered severed hand and starts rubbing it on her face.]
[We are treated to a revolting close up of her rubbing the severed hand on her disgusting massive cyst.]
[Her boyfriend takes a photo of her.]
SNAP
GIRL:
OK, now write this:
"Hanging out at the burial pit, rubbing my sebaceous cyst with a severed corpse hand from
#BurtsGraverobbers…”
And then: #selfcare, #metime, #BurtsGraverobbers…
... nails emoji, heart emoji, cyst emoji.
BOYFRIEND:
Um...
Should we really be promoting this?
I mean… does rubbing a corpse's hand on a cyst actually work?
GIRL:
Look, Burt's done research, OK?
And he's paying us four groats.
BOYFRIEND:
Hmm.
[Boyfriend dutifully taps out the post on his phone]
TAP TAP TAP
BOYFRIEND:
Cyst emoji?
GIRL:
Just use a fried egg.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreifyvq2vzehtutrj7ild2dd7kkljmkbcby7yompicekbbpa2bqpluq@jpeg)
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for the dub theyve got the liquid snake guy doing the voice of his talking dog, named Bellend
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
for the dub theyve got the liquid snake guy doing the voice of his talking dog, named Bellend
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in the new OVA series King Ralph Gaiden an american man named Ralph Jones is, over the course of one horrible night, crowned the london rat baiting underworld kingpin
November 25, 2025 at 11:13 AM
in the new OVA series King Ralph Gaiden an american man named Ralph Jones is, over the course of one horrible night, crowned the london rat baiting underworld kingpin
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Shoutout @beatskelton.bsky.social & @funky49.com for reminding me I have enough loose tracks & mini EPs to make a compilation album. Maybe I'll do that in December. Maybe something like this, but I bet I've got a couple of other bits that'd fit this I haven't added: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
November 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Shoutout @beatskelton.bsky.social & @funky49.com for reminding me I have enough loose tracks & mini EPs to make a compilation album. Maybe I'll do that in December. Maybe something like this, but I bet I've got a couple of other bits that'd fit this I haven't added: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
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billy mays would have never
Offer Vince Shlomi said the assassination of Charlie Kirk inspired him to run for office.
‘ShamWow’ guy running for Texas House seat
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November 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
billy mays would have never
BORN ON A MOUNTAIN
RAISED IN A CAVE
RAISED IN A CAVE
A proto of Guilty Gear X for Dreamcast had a 'FUCKIN' button
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
BORN ON A MOUNTAIN
RAISED IN A CAVE
RAISED IN A CAVE
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Well, the song isn't out yet. I'm slow. :)
You're welcome to listen to a collabo called Monetized Rot
ultraklystron.bandcamp.com/track/moneti...
You're welcome to listen to a collabo called Monetized Rot
ultraklystron.bandcamp.com/track/moneti...
Monetize Rot (feat. funky49, Nursehella), by Ultraklystron
track by Ultraklystron
ultraklystron.bandcamp.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Well, the song isn't out yet. I'm slow. :)
You're welcome to listen to a collabo called Monetized Rot
ultraklystron.bandcamp.com/track/moneti...
You're welcome to listen to a collabo called Monetized Rot
ultraklystron.bandcamp.com/track/moneti...
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headline = Many Top MAGA Trolls Aren’t Even in the U.S.
funky49 lyrics= "Evil mathematicians, calculating our schisms
practicing our division, all without our permission
evil barges in on the margins, man made like margarine
They’re sent in to blend in and pretend to be friends"
funky49 lyrics= "Evil mathematicians, calculating our schisms
practicing our division, all without our permission
evil barges in on the margins, man made like margarine
They’re sent in to blend in and pretend to be friends"
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
headline = Many Top MAGA Trolls Aren’t Even in the U.S.
funky49 lyrics= "Evil mathematicians, calculating our schisms
practicing our division, all without our permission
evil barges in on the margins, man made like margarine
They’re sent in to blend in and pretend to be friends"
funky49 lyrics= "Evil mathematicians, calculating our schisms
practicing our division, all without our permission
evil barges in on the margins, man made like margarine
They’re sent in to blend in and pretend to be friends"
THERE'S A SMALL WINDOW IN WHICH YOU CAN JUMP OUT OF THE SONIC 3 LEVEL 1 ENDING ANIMATION SO YOU CAN STAY IN THE AREA LONGER INSTEAD OF GOING ONTO THE NEXT LEVEL.
IN SPEED RUNNING TERMS THAT WOULD BE A FRAME PERFECT TIME LOSS.
IN SPEED RUNNING TERMS THAT WOULD BE A FRAME PERFECT TIME LOSS.
i was going through my X archives and found this by @superpodsaga.com, which I qrt'd at some point years ago
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
so, let me bring the question back: what is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 PM
THERE'S A SMALL WINDOW IN WHICH YOU CAN JUMP OUT OF THE SONIC 3 LEVEL 1 ENDING ANIMATION SO YOU CAN STAY IN THE AREA LONGER INSTEAD OF GOING ONTO THE NEXT LEVEL.
IN SPEED RUNNING TERMS THAT WOULD BE A FRAME PERFECT TIME LOSS.
IN SPEED RUNNING TERMS THAT WOULD BE A FRAME PERFECT TIME LOSS.
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A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
November 23, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A friend who teaches theology shared with me a post about CS Lewis's Mere Christianity, which discusses foundational Christian logic across denominations. It reminded me of Dale's tweet below, and I wanted to share some thoughts here regarding modesty and respectability, which are often hot topics.
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In Super Mario Sunshine, the differences between surfing Bloopers are presented as a tradeoff between speed and handling, appearing to not have any clear advantage over each other. However, this is not true, and the green Blooper is actually OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR to the other two.
November 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
In Super Mario Sunshine, the differences between surfing Bloopers are presented as a tradeoff between speed and handling, appearing to not have any clear advantage over each other. However, this is not true, and the green Blooper is actually OBJECTIVELY SUPERIOR to the other two.
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Aerodrome and Velodrome suffer website takeovers, again
November 22, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=aerodrome-and-velodrome-website-takeovers
November 22, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=aerodrome-and-velodrome-website-takeovers
November 23, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Aerodrome and Velodrome suffer website takeovers, again
November 22, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=aerodrome-and-velodrome-website-takeovers
November 22, 2025
https://www.web3isgoinggreat.com/?id=aerodrome-and-velodrome-website-takeovers
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BARREL ONE TEARS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' FLESH
BARREL TWO TEARS YOUR FUCKIN' HEART OUT YOUR CHEST
YOU SEE I'M QUICK TO LET THE HAMMER GO CLICK
ON MY TEC-9, IF YOU TRY TO WRECK MINE, FOOL IT'S YOUR BEDTIME
FEEL THE BLAST FROM THE CHOCOLATE BOMBER
INFARED AIMED AT YOUR HEAD LIKE YOUR NAME WAS SARAH CONNOR
BARREL TWO TEARS YOUR FUCKIN' HEART OUT YOUR CHEST
YOU SEE I'M QUICK TO LET THE HAMMER GO CLICK
ON MY TEC-9, IF YOU TRY TO WRECK MINE, FOOL IT'S YOUR BEDTIME
FEEL THE BLAST FROM THE CHOCOLATE BOMBER
INFARED AIMED AT YOUR HEAD LIKE YOUR NAME WAS SARAH CONNOR
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
BARREL ONE TEARS YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN' FLESH
BARREL TWO TEARS YOUR FUCKIN' HEART OUT YOUR CHEST
YOU SEE I'M QUICK TO LET THE HAMMER GO CLICK
ON MY TEC-9, IF YOU TRY TO WRECK MINE, FOOL IT'S YOUR BEDTIME
FEEL THE BLAST FROM THE CHOCOLATE BOMBER
INFARED AIMED AT YOUR HEAD LIKE YOUR NAME WAS SARAH CONNOR
BARREL TWO TEARS YOUR FUCKIN' HEART OUT YOUR CHEST
YOU SEE I'M QUICK TO LET THE HAMMER GO CLICK
ON MY TEC-9, IF YOU TRY TO WRECK MINE, FOOL IT'S YOUR BEDTIME
FEEL THE BLAST FROM THE CHOCOLATE BOMBER
INFARED AIMED AT YOUR HEAD LIKE YOUR NAME WAS SARAH CONNOR
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I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
November 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
Feeling so faithless, lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB, I CAN'T FEEL YOU THERE
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I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
November 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS
I STAPLE TAPEWORMS TO MY PENIS
SO THE FLESH WORMS WILL DRINK BRAIN JUICE FROM YOUR FETUS