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saltylawyer.bsky.social
@saltylawyer.bsky.social
Yes, I am a pirate two hundred years too late.
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Would have been cool, I guess, to be exactly the 1 millionth user. Oh well.
As Liz Lemon would say, I want to go to there
Taco Tuesday edition: Smash or Pass?
January 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
What's the over-under on Dead songs played going to commercial during the Eagles-Niners match today? I'm guessing 3, one of which will be Throwing Stones
January 11, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The video doesn't do justice to that SYSF jam and lights. Was Daft Punk-esque... and dope AF #spac #phish
phish.com Phish @phish.com · Jul 26
🔥🥵 Smokin’ set two last night at SPAC. Watch the entire "Set Your Soul Free" → "Chalk Dust Torture" → "Beneath a Sea of Stars Part 1" → "Piper" → "Everything's Right" 🎥: youtu.be/b-UsgKRNT0g
July 28, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Good fucking riddance
June 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM
In the words of the estimate Jerome John Garcia

Don't murder me / I beg of you, don't murder me /Please, don't murder me

#GratefulDead #DireWolf
A serial entrepreneur worth an estimated $3.7 billion and a professor of genetics at Harvard Medical School have teamed up to try and bring back extinct species—starting with the dire wolf.
The Dire Wolf Is Back
Colossal, a genetics startup, has birthed three pups that contain ancient DNA retrieved from the remains of the animal’s extinct ancestors. Is the woolly mammoth next?
www.newyorker.com
April 7, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Journey, Don't Stop Believin'. There, I said it.
Fuck your favourite song. Tell me your least favourite song. The one that makes you die inside the moment you hear the first 3 seconds.
March 30, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
March 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Randomly stumbled across a post about a cheesy pretzel bear claw croissant from Radio Bakery and now I need it in my life

eatthisny.com/2024/02/05/d...
February 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Need some help with this one @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
February 10, 2025 at 2:33 AM
"You will be visited by three spirits."

The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 2:40 PM
To quote some wise old sage: Hide yo wife, hide yo kids
December 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Nice to see some VT Beer deep in the heart of Texas
December 17, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Brewery daydrinking at noon... stroller parking to the left
November 29, 2024 at 6:12 PM
I mean, what 8-10 year old doesn't want to make bathtub gin?
November 25, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Would have been cool, I guess, to be exactly the 1 millionth user. Oh well.
October 2, 2024 at 2:56 PM