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Salty Queer (Sealbee Games 🐈‍⬛🏳️‍🌈)
@saltyqueer.bsky.social
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Making games and saving cats | Current project: Bean Sidhe at https://www.sealbeegames.com/bean-sidhe | Mod for chaoticwholesome.bsky.social | Send me cat supplies! https://throne.com/saltycats | she/they
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Me trying to get out of this timeline.
Black kitten in an incubator pressing his stupid little face and paw against the glass and showing his stupid little teeth in a desperate attempt to escape his cozy little prison.
October 19, 2025 at 9:53 PM
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Ichabod and Dullahan reporting for Halloween duty!
5w tabby kitten swaddled in a blanket with his tongue out licking milk from his nose. 4w black kitten swaddled in a blanket with his tongue out licking milk from his nose.
October 17, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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Teamwork makes the dream work #catsofbluesky #fosterkittens
October 8, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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I'M BACK LOL
July 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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So I sent this to my veterinarian friends and I appreciate how kindly they all explained to me that homeopathy is pseudoscience before they realized why I'd actually sent it over.

Anyway, read the ingredients.
Ingredients on the back of a homeopathic product called WRM CLEAR for treating parasites in cats. Included in the ingredients is "semen X2."
July 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Guess which one sent me to the ER for my rabies booster?

No seriously, guess, cuz I don't know.
Four kittens (one buff, one tuxedo, and two white) cuddling together in a kennel.
July 19, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Feral in the streets, snug as a lil bug in the sheets.
Brown tabby laying in a grey lawn chair. Bright yellow flowers are growing around him by a fence.
May 7, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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My friend took some neonatal kittens on from a cat hoarding situation I helped manage and her husband made me a custom woodturned cat themed pen as thanks for bringing her some little guys to look out for 😊
A reddish wooden pen with golden accents including paw prints around the tip, cats lounging in the center, and topped with a golden cat whose tail is the pen clip.
May 7, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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In order to dissuade bad attention-seeking behavior, I taught one of my cats to ring a bell when he wants to go in or out of the living room. Now he can summon me all day from two floors away by angrily slapping it.

Did I win? Is this winning? #catsofbluesky
A white and grey cat sits with his head tilted to one side, looking hopefully at a door.
April 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Kitten update:
Everyone seems to have chosen life and are growing exponentially into oversized potatoes. Thank you again for your support on their arrival - all the food, supplies, and well wishes have truly helped a bad situation resolve with the best possible results :)
An orange and white long haired kitten is laying on a bed, looking at the camera with a blue mouse toy between his front feet.
April 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Honestly what do I even do with this creature? #catsofbluesky #fosterkittens
Fluffy white and orange cat standing on his back legs with his front paws out like a person. His short haired orange and white brother is walking in front of him towards a bowl of food.
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Happy Bean Sidhe day, everyone :)

Big thanks from Eve to @silopolis.bsky.social for the shamrock toy that arrived with impeccable timing.
Orange and white cat laying on a cat tree with a knitted shamrock toy.
March 18, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Ohhh oh, meds half way there, Ohhh oh -
An orange and white kitten standing on a pile of blankets on a chair.
March 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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A family reunited 🥰 #catsofbluesky #rescuekittens #fosterkittens
Three orange and white cats, very similar in markings, sit together in a cat bed. One of the cats is older than the two babies, and they're all staring at the camera.
March 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Nimdut toot toot #doinghisbest
Fluffy orange and white kitten sniffing a tin whistle
March 6, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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😭😭😭😭😭 Marius says "thank you" and also probably "why are you pointing that thing at me"
Very, very fluffy, round orange and white kitten stares over his shoulder in confusion at the camera.
March 6, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Ilora, Marius, and Giatta join the party.

#fosterkittens #catrescue
Fluffy orange kitten staring out from behind a cat tree Fluffy orange and white kitten sitting in a litterbox looking put out. Calico kitten staring at the camera, barely veiled hate in her eyes
March 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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Looks like Tadgh is the first of his batch to give into purrs! #catsofbluesky #rescuecats #fosterkitten
Orange and white kitten standing on a scale staring at the camera
March 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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Tiny daggers, BIG drama. #catsofbluesky #fostercats #rescuecats
Dilute grey torti kitten holding her face with her paws while being held
February 27, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Yes! And I also have these 😂
Seven kittens in a row: one long hair torti, one short hair calico, and five orange and white creamsicles.
February 27, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Today I helped a kind old man alleviate a cat situation that got out of hand. We pulled 6 adults and 9 kittens. There are more to go back for, but for now, everyone is resting peacefully. Here's Aoibheann (Ayveen) with her brother Finnegan sleeping soundly behind her. #catsofbluesky #adoptdontshop
1w old dark haired kitten sleeping on a blanket inside a kennel with her little feet sticking out under her chin.
February 26, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Gráinne went to her forever home and gets to keep her name and her new parents share my appreciation for Irish heritage 🥹

Sláinte, leanbh iníne
Calico kitten with sage colored eyes sitting on a bed looking at the camera.
February 22, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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Gráinne here just purring away through the apocalypse.
#catsofbluesky
Passed out calico kitten asleep on a lap
February 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a white and grey cow cat meowing at the camera: Name: Earl Age: 7??? Education: PhD. in Vacant Stares Snuggle Type: On my terms Pickup Line: “Did you just come from the vet? Because you smell funny.” Hi! My name is “Lights on, no one home!” I scream with my whole face because I want to make sure I’m heard. I am a professional biscuit maker at a biscuit factory that is also a couch, and love serving them on fancy trays that are also laps. I used to live outside but now I’m afraid of it. Please don’t take me to the vet again. Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a white and orange tabby very close to the camera with her whiskers fanning out: Name: Eve Age: 4 Education: Masters in Irritable Bowel Disease Snuggle Type: Pick me up! Pickup Line: “The way to my heart is through emergency abdominal surgery.” The humans thought I was kinda dumb when they found me but I watched while they trained the boys and figured out how to do everything they can do, so now I get treats for putting my butt on the ground too. When I was really young, Dr. Riehl cut me open to see how my intestines work and we became best friends. You can be my friend without having to do that though. Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a one-eyed tortoishell laying on a stuffed animal: Name: Daisy Age: 16 Education: PhD. in Aggressive Cuddling Snuggle Type: Pick me up! Pickup Line: “I only have eye for you.” I make up for my lack of peripheral vision by seeing everyone as a potential new best friend. I don’t need two eyes to find you - I will trip you, climb into your arms and purr and drool and snuggle and knead until we both die of exposure. “I only have eye for you.” Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a scrunchy faced white and grey cow cat asleep on a windowsill: Name: Palamedes (Pal) Age: 2.5 Education: PhD. in Soft Paws Snuggle Type: On my terms Pickup Line: “Want to hang out in different rooms and fall asleep sitting up?” As the resident Big Guy Mister Man Sweet BOOOY of the house, I make sure that all sniffs are sniffed, twist ties are smacked, and geckos are contained (she’s never escaped once on my watch!). Stick with me and you’ll probably be alone a lot because I’m very nervous in new situations!
February 14, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Happy Palentine's Day from all my crew (including Pal).
Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a brown tabby with his tongue out: Name: Ezio Age: 17 Education: Masters in Being a Jerk Snuggle Type: Looming and drooling “Do you believe in love at first bite?” I was named after a fictional assassin and I take it very seriously. The number of ankles and other cats that I have bitten cannot be quantified. I can’t seem to figure out how to jump over the gate into the rest of the house and I have to eat my dinner locked in a bathroom. Please respond so I can add to my body count. Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a screaming grey cat: Name: Lilith Age: 5 Education: Masters in Whatever I Want Snuggle Type: Exactly when I want to and not a moment longer Pickup Line: “Don’t.” Do not touch me. If you don’t pet me, I will sit on you. Do not engage with me. If you don’t pay attention to me, I will destroy everything you love. The vet says I’m not allowed to drink the rubbing alcohol, so if you’re a vet, swipe left. If you have rubbing alcohol, please swipe right. Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a black and white tuxedo cat trying to steal a jalapeno popper: Name: Sidon Age: 1.5 Education: Masters in Food Theft Snuggle Type: On my terms Pickup Line: “Would you like to go out for dinner and a dinner?” One important thing about me is that I love cooking! I will happily eat any of it - chicken wings, burgers, spinach salad, loaves of bread, yogurt parfaits, old forgotten kibble... But not bananas. Never bananas. Faux dating profile from MeowMatch.com for a yawning white and brown tabby laying in a box next to a crocheted stuffed frog: Name: Neo Age: 4 Education: Bachelors in Midday Screaming Snuggle Type: On my terms Pickup Line: “Is your heart small and made of yarn? Because I’d like to steal it.” I’m a sweet, shy girl looking for a partner in cat crimes. I really enjoy stealing stuffed animals from around the house and yelling into them for no reason. I prefer to do this around noon, but could be open to some sunset screaming with the right companion!
February 14, 2025 at 4:34 PM