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Am I really an introvert or is it just communication trauma and an endless cycle of communication burnout?
@parkroseperma.bsky.social Random ask, I live nearby (Centennial) & thinking I had more time with a temp denture, bought a 3 pack of cushion grip (www.mycushiongrip.com) that is brand new & untouched that I don't need. Do you have suggestions on where I can donate it locally?
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December 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I want @alyankovic.bsky.social to make a parody of Limp Bizkit's "I did it all for the nookie" where the chorus line is "I did it all for the nussy".
October 19, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Copper Maiden
Slightly diminish a band:

Walk DMC
Slightly diminish a band:

Medium Hot Chilli Peppers
August 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Walk DMC
Slightly diminish a band:

Medium Hot Chilli Peppers
Slightly diminish a band:

Soundbouquet
August 13, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Slightly diminish a band:

Medium Hot Chilli Peppers
Slightly diminish a band:

Soundbouquet
August 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Pretty much anything by Dean Koontz or Stephen King.
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

Flowers in the Attic.
Also, a lot of others.
Quote this with a book you read way too young that explains why you are the way you are.

I'll start: John Gardner's Grendel.
August 12, 2025 at 12:00 AM
New idea: if you see masked ice agents grabbing people on the street, accuse them of covering their faces not because they are "afraid" of being doxed, but because they are afraid of being identified as men with a micro penis. 1/?
July 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Just realized my emotional reaction to everything is a song, & I have to listen to the entire song before I can know & understand how I feel about something. This is why I need time to process, the song hasn't finished playing.
June 22, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I want an interviewer to ask Trump if he has read the actual ruling from the Supreme Court, then hand him a copy and demand he read it out loud. Maybe offer after to read it out loud to him.
May 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
@kylec.bsky.social I would love to know who you most want to interview that you know would never agree to it.
May 3, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Going to say something that could put me on some watch lists, but FAFO. F-M-K: Trump, Vance, Musk. F Trump, cause he can't get it up at this point anyway; M Musk, so I can destroy him in the divorce; and K Vance because that's just mercy.
April 13, 2025 at 6:55 AM
TIL!!!!!!!!
TIL nearly all of the "Miracle Max" scene from Princess Bride was improvised by Billy Crystal, and it took three ten hour days to shoot, because they couldn't get through his improv without everyone (cast and crew) laughing so hard it ruined the audio.

Mandy Patinkin bruised a rib holding it in.
a man and a woman are standing next to each other and laughing .
Alt: Miracle Max and his wife waving goodbye from the Princess Bride.
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April 2, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Am I really an introvert or is it just communication trauma and an endless cycle of communication burnout?
February 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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