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I did refuse to ship the vacuum & created such a stink they agreed to ship the stick on foam gasket to the repair shop, but I still had to let the repair shop "install" it.
February 6, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Years ago, a boyfriend lamented to me that his vacuum broke & he'd have to buy a new again. I shocked him by replacing the belt and restoring full functionality for about $5. I wonder if any vacuums you can replace basic parts on even exist anymore.
February 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
My mom taught me when I was a kid how to replace the belt when it broke on the Hoover vacuum she had from before I was born until the day she died. I'm pretty sure 1 of my sisters still has & uses that vacuum, which I'm positive does not have any stick on parts. Planned obsolescence is shit.
February 6, 2026 at 8:23 PM
But they don't sell those kind of parts to consumers. Turns out they don't want to provide them to their authorized dealer/repair shops. Dyson wanted me to ship an entire vacuum to a factory in another state to get a small stick on foam gasket replaced. Something that could be sent in an envelope.
February 6, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Dyson is terrible. The sphere vacuum was an all time worst purchase & I will never buy any of their products ever again. I discovered a suction issue was caused by a badly placed stick on foam gasket at a tube connection. Something super cheap that I could easily replace if Dyson would let me.
February 6, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Or be really accurate and call him a pedophile sex trafficker. There's no justification in watering down his myriad crimes, unless @nytimes.com intention is to "rebrand" Epstein in order to protect the other wealthy pedophiles that were paying Epstein to have underage girls sex trafficked to them.
February 2, 2026 at 10:45 AM
@nome.bsky.social This seems relevant to your interests.
January 30, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Maybe she strives to be as big as Tendi.
January 28, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Does he think the penguins own the island now?
January 24, 2026 at 2:44 AM
Somewhere, I have a picture of myself dressed like a winter ninja, because 5he pilot in my wall heater of my rental had gone out. I hate having cold extremities, & I have chronic illnesses that make me get cold easily. I have hauled a plug-in heater around to help keep my immediate area warm.
January 20, 2026 at 1:23 AM
I like shouting into the void. I like being able to get my feelings out without needing to deal with them IRL. Seriously.
January 20, 2026 at 1:09 AM
He does things for people that flatter him all the time. Why else does his entire administration shove their faces into his asshole & lick deep in public meetings & press conferences? Do you think what they say actually represents their real feelings & beliefs about him?
January 16, 2026 at 4:19 AM
Which ones?
January 16, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I think you've gotta give it to her. I'm sure she knew that physical possession & any statement she makes does not transfer that to him, & she likely made a calculated decision to appeal to his vanity for any support she could get to actually bring democracy to Venezuela.
January 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Impeach to force the Republicans in congress to register their support for it before the midterms. Make then defend that vote the entire time they're trying to keep their seats. Doesn't pass the senate? Fine, just make sure the senate has to defend their votes or refusal to vote on it before too.
January 14, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Your style is animal vibes. You vibe, I vibe, cat lovers vibe. It's a cozy place, full of snuggles & purrs.
January 11, 2026 at 10:28 AM
Honestly, all the Mira Grant aka @seananmcguire.bsky.social books are like catnip to me, & it's sooo many that I've wanted and not been able to find when I've had money for more books.
January 11, 2026 at 2:21 AM
I'm excited to see it & totally buying it.
January 11, 2026 at 2:19 AM
It looks really great.
January 11, 2026 at 1:49 AM
"Hey guys, I need the roach sizing guide! It's for Tendi!"
December 29, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Then, that new employee's reaction the 1st time you show up on their shift and say "Tendi needs roaches".
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM