Avery told me tonight that she’s never listened to Sufjan’s Illinois without realizing that she was signing herself up for a 91 minute commitment when I make her listen to it front to back.

Feeling very Oklahoman watching weather coverage and the storm chaser said that the tornado is moving toward Freedom on the way to the Rattlesnake Hunting Festival.

I’ve been trying out a strategy when emailing a DA on a case I’ve been trying to get dismissed where I schedule send my emails to him for random non-business hours to make him think I’m working harder on it than I am and he dismissed the case today so it worked, lol.

When I walk into a Buc-ee’s advertising the “World’s Cleanest Bathrooms” I take that as a challenge.

Meat pic for the late night crowd.

Would you share your gochujang caramel banana pudding with Mavis?

Looks like The Great Depression is trending in The Other App. Generally that isn’t something you want to see.

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There are a lot of bits I consistently do with Avery that I think are a lot funnier than she does and my favorite is pretending like I think that Sandra Bullock is her character in the blindside and financially exploited Michael Oher.

It must have been discouraging being a soldier in the early stages of the Hundred Years War and knowing it was called the Hundred Years War.

To the surprise of no one, I’ve probably listened to the new MJ Lenderman close to 20 times today.

I’ve got a bit where I sing “Soak up the sun” by Sheryl Crow but in a vampire accent and he’s lamenting the fact that he can’t soak up the sun also i cannot remember any of the real lyrics

Went to a friend’s wedding tonight where a stray little walked up to the venue and left with a full belly and a place to stay for the next couple of nights until the humane society is open on Monday.

If I was president, I would make acoustic coffee shop covers of This Must Be The Place (Naive Melody) a federal crime.

I go to Chumlee’s Wikipedia to make sure he’s still alive no less than once every two months or so. I’ll think of him and have some vague memory of him dying a few years ago and have to make sure I’m misremembering that.

Hopped on here to keep up with an old friend and it turns out that every account I’ve missed seeing on Twitter is over here so I’m gonna try it out. Anyway, there’s an 85 year old attorney in OKC that was wearing these shoes on the pretrial docket this morning.