1. raven on your shoulder
2. lots of daggers
3. grasping tentacles
4. functioning democracy
1. raven on your shoulder
2. lots of daggers
3. grasping tentacles
4. functioning democracy
There's no such thing as luck. There is only hard work, preparation, cosmic chaos, and the old gods who slumber inside stars.
There's no such thing as luck. There is only hard work, preparation, cosmic chaos, and the old gods who slumber inside stars.
Or, you could swallow them all, become a super storm, and lay waste to all before you.
Or, you could swallow them all, become a super storm, and lay waste to all before you.
Don't you feel your time would be better spent shambling through mossy forests, or haunting the parapets of a crumbling cliffside castle, pining for the return of your betrothed, who is lost on a storm wracked sea?
Don't you feel your time would be better spent shambling through mossy forests, or haunting the parapets of a crumbling cliffside castle, pining for the return of your betrothed, who is lost on a storm wracked sea?
Those who would flee from a haunted mansion on the moors while wearing a fabulous gown, and those who would wander inside to investigate why there is a single candle illuminating the attic.
That ain’t boundaries.
Boundaries are for protecting YOUR autonomy, not invading others’.
That ain’t boundaries.
Boundaries are for protecting YOUR autonomy, not invading others’.
A you with new antlers, moss, tentacles, thorns, fangs, and a darker determination to change the world around you.
A you with new antlers, moss, tentacles, thorns, fangs, and a darker determination to change the world around you.
1. forlorn spirit
2. wandering sprite
3. pesky poltergeist
4. omen of doom
1. forlorn spirit
2. wandering sprite
3. pesky poltergeist
4. omen of doom
When your world is in shambles, make a castle of shambles and some shamble armor, retreat inside, and rule over everything as the Mad Monarch of the Shambles.
When your world is in shambles, make a castle of shambles and some shamble armor, retreat inside, and rule over everything as the Mad Monarch of the Shambles.
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
1. ghost goat of doom
2. weird sentient fog
3. frazzled swamp thing
4. mossy log of darkness
I know you're trying your best, and that's all any of us can do.
Carry on.
I know you're trying your best, and that's all any of us can do.
Carry on.
1. tea & quiet time
2. coffee & darkness
3. rum & regrets
4. gin & gin & tonic
1. tea & quiet time
2. coffee & darkness
3. rum & regrets
4. gin & gin & tonic
1. wine & weariness
2. tea & tenderness
3. books & baked goods
4. disappearing into the fog
1. wine & weariness
2. tea & tenderness
3. books & baked goods
4. disappearing into the fog
You're going to need more coffee, and a sharper sword.
You're going to need more coffee, and a sharper sword.
Receive the strange signals it provides.
It may ask you to start crafting deranged sculptures out of moss, or to wear a tiara of ancient goblin bones.
Be ready.
Receive the strange signals it provides.
It may ask you to start crafting deranged sculptures out of moss, or to wear a tiara of ancient goblin bones.
Be ready.
It's good to challenge yourself. For example, how much cheese can you eat before it becomes a problem for the world?
It's good to challenge yourself. For example, how much cheese can you eat before it becomes a problem for the world?
- picture a quiet forest
- picture yourself wandering in the gloom
- picture a mossy forest horror creeping up behind you
- picture yourself becoming best friends with the mossy forest horror, scaring townsfolk together, and sharing tea & laughter
- picture a quiet forest
- picture yourself wandering in the gloom
- picture a mossy forest horror creeping up behind you
- picture yourself becoming best friends with the mossy forest horror, scaring townsfolk together, and sharing tea & laughter
1. kindness & empathy
2. bookish melancholy
3. cheese & dagger skills
4. mossy sense of wonder
1. kindness & empathy
2. bookish melancholy
3. cheese & dagger skills
4. mossy sense of wonder
1. paint splattered shoes
2. ink stained fingers
3. mud covered clothes
4. chitinous exoskeleton
1. paint splattered shoes
2. ink stained fingers
3. mud covered clothes
4. chitinous exoskeleton
Never stop growing. Grow new antlers, tentacles, fangs, & talons, and outgrow all human limitations.
Never stop growing. Grow new antlers, tentacles, fangs, & talons, and outgrow all human limitations.
- haunt more forests
- wander more moors
- terrify more towns
- draw more townsfolk towards their mossy doom with the awesome and terrible grandeur of your dark shambling form
- haunt more forests
- wander more moors
- terrify more towns
- draw more townsfolk towards their mossy doom with the awesome and terrible grandeur of your dark shambling form
1. moat monster caretaker
2. fog phantom
3. wrestling raccoons for fun & profit
4. hermit of the cursed end of the forest
1. moat monster caretaker
2. fog phantom
3. wrestling raccoons for fun & profit
4. hermit of the cursed end of the forest