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Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
December 21, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Have you ever heard someone go off, and their words are so perfectly chosen, so well said in that moment, that you’re in awe? You think, “There’s nothing to add here,” and you applaud in your head.
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
That’s exactly this. Pure perfection. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Ya know, all it would take is a batch of infected lip filler...
December 22, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Ya know, all it would take is a batch of infected lip filler...
The concept of phobias always felt weak to me growing up. I mean I didn't have any phobias. I just had things that I didn't like, that I avoided entirely, and made sure I didn't put my self in a position to have to deal with those things, not *phobias*.
[sigh] Can't see the forest for the trees.
[sigh] Can't see the forest for the trees.
December 21, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The concept of phobias always felt weak to me growing up. I mean I didn't have any phobias. I just had things that I didn't like, that I avoided entirely, and made sure I didn't put my self in a position to have to deal with those things, not *phobias*.
[sigh] Can't see the forest for the trees.
[sigh] Can't see the forest for the trees.
Adding -site:homedepot.com to your search really does cut down on a lot of bad suggestions and clutter.
December 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Adding -site:homedepot.com to your search really does cut down on a lot of bad suggestions and clutter.
We need to fund a massive army of therapists and psychiatrists to dedicate a portion of their time to social media advice. Like they take 1 day a week and they just go on the platforms and comment on the hottest posts with professional, general, but not legally culpable, mental health advice.
December 21, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We need to fund a massive army of therapists and psychiatrists to dedicate a portion of their time to social media advice. Like they take 1 day a week and they just go on the platforms and comment on the hottest posts with professional, general, but not legally culpable, mental health advice.
Maybe Republicans love AI because there's just something about being confidently fed the wrong answers that makes them pitch a tent. Maybe it's a rebellion from being graded on the right answers all those years? I could see it being a kink.
December 21, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Maybe Republicans love AI because there's just something about being confidently fed the wrong answers that makes them pitch a tent. Maybe it's a rebellion from being graded on the right answers all those years? I could see it being a kink.
Getting the cats stoned out of their minds on catnip. They weren't looking happy at all this morning.
We're past that now. They're wide eyed and blissed to the tits.
We're past that now. They're wide eyed and blissed to the tits.
a close up of a cat with its tongue sticking out
Alt: a close up of a cat with its tongue sticking out
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December 20, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Getting the cats stoned out of their minds on catnip. They weren't looking happy at all this morning.
We're past that now. They're wide eyed and blissed to the tits.
We're past that now. They're wide eyed and blissed to the tits.
Neck traction feels oddly relaxing. But I guess if it wasn't going to feel good, I wouldn't have needed to buy a neck stretcher in the first place.
December 20, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Neck traction feels oddly relaxing. But I guess if it wasn't going to feel good, I wouldn't have needed to buy a neck stretcher in the first place.
Watching "Else." It's in French, which I parle un peu, but not enough to keep up with a movie, which is making this more frustrating. The subtitles are all timed out so they come on just as they end their line, so I hear french and start to decode, then the answer pops up, so the voice in my head,
December 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Watching "Else." It's in French, which I parle un peu, but not enough to keep up with a movie, which is making this more frustrating. The subtitles are all timed out so they come on just as they end their line, so I hear french and start to decode, then the answer pops up, so the voice in my head,
This movie, Ingress, uses a LOT of tinnitus whine in the sound effects. A LOT. And it's like pitch perfect for what I hear occasionally so it's kinda stress-triggery. If they're going for tension, bravo. Nailed it. I'm tense.
December 20, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This movie, Ingress, uses a LOT of tinnitus whine in the sound effects. A LOT. And it's like pitch perfect for what I hear occasionally so it's kinda stress-triggery. If they're going for tension, bravo. Nailed it. I'm tense.
This ain't right. That's my Xmas eve forecast, here in Dallas, not like some fun destination holiday thing. I'll be opening the windows and getting a breeze in here on xmas.
December 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This ain't right. That's my Xmas eve forecast, here in Dallas, not like some fun destination holiday thing. I'll be opening the windows and getting a breeze in here on xmas.
I say pass a law that pedo rape forfeits your fortune while we keep going to get the unredacted files. If you're in a child trafficking ring, all your money and cars and houses go to the government, just like the DEA does to drug dealers. Heh heh. I'd love to see Gates' M$ stock sold off at auction!
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I say pass a law that pedo rape forfeits your fortune while we keep going to get the unredacted files. If you're in a child trafficking ring, all your money and cars and houses go to the government, just like the DEA does to drug dealers. Heh heh. I'd love to see Gates' M$ stock sold off at auction!
I always think of Taco Bell as the place where I got $20 of tacos once and they were like 39¢ at the time, so 50 tacos. Now I get 2 tacos and 2 bean burritos and it's >$8. That's like black-tie taco pricing!
December 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I always think of Taco Bell as the place where I got $20 of tacos once and they were like 39¢ at the time, so 50 tacos. Now I get 2 tacos and 2 bean burritos and it's >$8. That's like black-tie taco pricing!
Have we seen Lindsey Graham at pedo island yet or are they burying sitting-politician evidence? Cuz I think there's only a 2% chance that he's NOT pictured in there somewhere.
December 19, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Have we seen Lindsey Graham at pedo island yet or are they burying sitting-politician evidence? Cuz I think there's only a 2% chance that he's NOT pictured in there somewhere.
I know this will probably make my water bill shoot up, but putting a 43" big screen and my old Bose 401 speakers and a 150W amp from 1993 in the bathroom was absolutely brilliant. Now I just need a waterproof remote!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
December 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I know this will probably make my water bill shoot up, but putting a 43" big screen and my old Bose 401 speakers and a 150W amp from 1993 in the bathroom was absolutely brilliant. Now I just need a waterproof remote!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
You can watch from the shower or the bathtub!
Has Texas BBQ all gone over to the fancy pants brew pub model? You can hardly find a pound of brisket in this town for under $30.
I'm not looking for "black tie BBQ."
I'm looking for "toothless pit master BBQ!"
The good stuff! No teeth = fall-off-the-bone meat!
I'm not looking for "black tie BBQ."
I'm looking for "toothless pit master BBQ!"
The good stuff! No teeth = fall-off-the-bone meat!
December 19, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Has Texas BBQ all gone over to the fancy pants brew pub model? You can hardly find a pound of brisket in this town for under $30.
I'm not looking for "black tie BBQ."
I'm looking for "toothless pit master BBQ!"
The good stuff! No teeth = fall-off-the-bone meat!
I'm not looking for "black tie BBQ."
I'm looking for "toothless pit master BBQ!"
The good stuff! No teeth = fall-off-the-bone meat!
Looking for an audio amp. Went down a rabbit hole looking for the PERFECT amp for what I want.
Yeah. Noooo. Turns out I have $10,000 tastes. That's not happening.
McIntosh gear is still pretty, even if it isn't for me. I'll just have to appreciate it like a $$$$$ bit of art I'll never buy.
Yeah. Noooo. Turns out I have $10,000 tastes. That's not happening.
McIntosh gear is still pretty, even if it isn't for me. I'll just have to appreciate it like a $$$$$ bit of art I'll never buy.
December 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Looking for an audio amp. Went down a rabbit hole looking for the PERFECT amp for what I want.
Yeah. Noooo. Turns out I have $10,000 tastes. That's not happening.
McIntosh gear is still pretty, even if it isn't for me. I'll just have to appreciate it like a $$$$$ bit of art I'll never buy.
Yeah. Noooo. Turns out I have $10,000 tastes. That's not happening.
McIntosh gear is still pretty, even if it isn't for me. I'll just have to appreciate it like a $$$$$ bit of art I'll never buy.
Wellbutrin is a creeper. You're all frustrated that nothings happening as you angrily think about all the unfinished things you've been neglecting 4 so long that you just get mad enough to do a couple of them.
Then you're like, oh, yeah. Maybe it is doing something. Just wish it was nicer about it.
Then you're like, oh, yeah. Maybe it is doing something. Just wish it was nicer about it.
December 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Wellbutrin is a creeper. You're all frustrated that nothings happening as you angrily think about all the unfinished things you've been neglecting 4 so long that you just get mad enough to do a couple of them.
Then you're like, oh, yeah. Maybe it is doing something. Just wish it was nicer about it.
Then you're like, oh, yeah. Maybe it is doing something. Just wish it was nicer about it.
I get that AARP commercials during Bugs Bunny does make sense, but I just wish they'd run vintage kids commercials instead. It really sucks you out of your escapism when the TV says "Hey! 58 year old guy! You've qualified for AARP for 8 years now. Neat, huh?" No. We're going for simpler times. Leave
December 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I get that AARP commercials during Bugs Bunny does make sense, but I just wish they'd run vintage kids commercials instead. It really sucks you out of your escapism when the TV says "Hey! 58 year old guy! You've qualified for AARP for 8 years now. Neat, huh?" No. We're going for simpler times. Leave
Oh look. Anybody surprised at all that Mike Johnson is adjourning the House early to get everybody out of the building before the Epstein files are legally forced to be born. He so wishes for an abortion about now.
I seriously cannot stand the sight of this man's face. Keep him away from my reach.
I seriously cannot stand the sight of this man's face. Keep him away from my reach.
House Republicans call early Christmas break before Epstein files release
Under a recently signed federal law, the Justice Department had a Friday deadline to release materials concerning Epstein.
www.newsweek.com
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Oh look. Anybody surprised at all that Mike Johnson is adjourning the House early to get everybody out of the building before the Epstein files are legally forced to be born. He so wishes for an abortion about now.
I seriously cannot stand the sight of this man's face. Keep him away from my reach.
I seriously cannot stand the sight of this man's face. Keep him away from my reach.
It's getting to where I can't keep up with the news cycle. Like I unplugged for most of yesterday, not paying attention to anything for a few hours and now I have no idea if ppl saying Trump is being super egotistical is about a single event or just a general comment. It's all a blur anymore.
December 18, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It's getting to where I can't keep up with the news cycle. Like I unplugged for most of yesterday, not paying attention to anything for a few hours and now I have no idea if ppl saying Trump is being super egotistical is about a single event or just a general comment. It's all a blur anymore.
I would love to be able to do an FMRI where they bring one person at a time into the room to talk to you. Some would be NT, allistics. Some would be ND, autistic. Toss in high masking gays too.
If the FMRI lights up when the masking ppl are in the room more than the NTs it would prove my theory.
If the FMRI lights up when the masking ppl are in the room more than the NTs it would prove my theory.
December 17, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I would love to be able to do an FMRI where they bring one person at a time into the room to talk to you. Some would be NT, allistics. Some would be ND, autistic. Toss in high masking gays too.
If the FMRI lights up when the masking ppl are in the room more than the NTs it would prove my theory.
If the FMRI lights up when the masking ppl are in the room more than the NTs it would prove my theory.
My Mac is brand new and running the latest OS.
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
December 17, 2025 at 5:16 PM
My Mac is brand new and running the latest OS.
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
Why am I still seeing these emoji fails?
Realizing that I've been masking since I was 4, so much that adults constantly pointed out that talking to me was like talking to a tiny adult, like all the time, has removed all doubt about me being #autistic. Not only am I autistic, but I'm good at it. Acting for $ is cute. Try acting for LIFE!
a man with glasses and a beard is making a face .
Alt: Breaking Bad's Heisenberg, a bald man with glasses and a goatee, says, "You're goddamn right."
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December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Realizing that I've been masking since I was 4, so much that adults constantly pointed out that talking to me was like talking to a tiny adult, like all the time, has removed all doubt about me being #autistic. Not only am I autistic, but I'm good at it. Acting for $ is cute. Try acting for LIFE!
On day one of the next administration, we need to pass some sort of procedure for presidential removal that doesn't depend on the rest of government being functional.
December 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
On day one of the next administration, we need to pass some sort of procedure for presidential removal that doesn't depend on the rest of government being functional.