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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯
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Recovering Alzheimer's caregiver, screenwriter in training, film editor, audio eng, general technologist, tech author. 2006 Time Magazine PotY. BSKY#1,040,838 [Please, 🚫Starter Packs]
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 30m
Do you ever look at your foot and say, "Huh. BBQ sauce? When?"
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 4h
At least the laborers who tore down the East Wing will get lung cancer. That place was practically full of asbestos seeing as how the previous White House burned down, and they took zero measures to control any of the dust. The whole White House maybe a mesothelioma factory right now.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 5h
Repair? It never should have existed in the first place. ICE? Kill it. TSA? Kill it. Patriot Act? Kill it. Anything that happened after 9/11 needs to be killed off. They ran a massive power grab off of that.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 5h
One of these days I'm going to have break out the magnifying glass to read the label on these 50+ Women's Daily Vitamins I've been eating every day since mom died. I assume there's no HRT in cheapo, bulk, Sam's Club vitamins. Big fan of tits, just on other people.

They're purple. I like purple.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 7h
Yesterday I took a gamble. I'd popped a chicken thigh in the sous vide bath, but forgot to push the button to heat up the water. Hours later I saw the bag poking out and turned it on, figuring it was frozen when it went in so maybe it would be OK.

It wasn't. It looked juicy. Smelled like corpse.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 8h
The Acorning has begun. First it's a knock. Then it's 3 in a row. Then it's the ghost of Neil Peart testing the tonal quality of every single shingle on my roof in a single windy afternoon.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 8h
Finally! I've been, "Election? For what?" I kinda took a break from watching the daily news. My head's been hit with enough bad news this year to last a lifetime and I got tired of choking on it.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 9h
I showed up late to a sold out screening back when it was the hot new thing. Big mistake. I was on the front row, aisle seat. I almost vomited from motion sickness. I've only walked out on 2 movies in my life and that was one. The camera work was an assault.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 9h
Most of all, no more privilege. Elon Musk would have $100k, and a billion bad ideas that nobody would listen to anymore now that he's not rich. Homeless get apartments and food. No taxes. You want money? Do something useful and you'll get paid. Do nothing and you still survive.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 9h
Know what would level the field for everybody? A $100k income for all. Every person in the country gets $100k/yr, but here's the catch. It's not USD. It's new money. USD gets eliminated. Every person in the country has to live off of the same $100k as everyone else. No more jets. No more starving.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 9h
...and Trump may go nuclear to prevent the release of the full Epstein files. Been saying this for many years now. The closer he gets to any sort of consequences, the larger his reaction will be to prevent any discomfort. The walls are closing in, and he has the codes.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Whatever vitamin deficiency makes you crave garlic, I have it.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Make it lazy, fat, alley cats and you have yourself a deal.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
It's actually brisk in Texas today. Not used to that. The house sounds so different with the windows open.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Charlie Kirk turned off the escalator. Charlie hates Trump that much.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Unless they're drumming in my roof, then I wish they'd all be eaten violently as punishment.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
Ooh. Do it on the forth of July. Yeah. Or MLK Day.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 1d
When we get the government back, every single Trump property needs to be imploded simultaneously around the world. 3, 2, 1, and everything he's ever built, lived in, or put his name on it, gravel. No remaining landmarks at all of him but pictures and stories.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
OOH! We can put Trump on a disabled ship in the Caribbean and live stream the boat like they did the flotilla cams. See what happens. Maybe he gets rescued? We'll never know if we don't try!
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
Friend of mine called the whole thing "9/11 flashbacks."
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
"Welcome to SXSW! Don't forget to leave Austin and GO HOME when it's over!"

That one did make me laugh.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
I've always loved fried cheese. ...right up until that comedian did a bit about, "Do you want a pound of mozzarella with some bread crumbs for an appetizer? No? What if we call it fried cheese? I thought so. Have it out in a jiff."

Now, when I eat it I think of that bit and feel bad as I "MMMmmm."
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
Thunder booming and the sun just went away, like day, 10 minutes pass, night. It sounds like shelling out there.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
Got me one of those too. I'll be petting her face and she'll just bite my hand to keep me from pulling away.
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SamCrut πŸ”₯ 103% prime pissed since 11/6/24 πŸ”₯ @samcrut.bsky.social Β· 2d
I use uBlock for my ad blocking these days and I right clicked on AI Mode in Google and hit "Block Element." Now the AI Mode button is gone. YAY! I killed AI! Who do I talk to about my Nobel Prize?