Sam Handwich
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Thank you for your attention to this matter.
February 17, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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McIVER: Do you consider yourself a religious man?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
LYONS: Yes mam
McIVER: How do you think judgment day will work for you with so much blood on your hands?
LYONS: I'm not going to entertain that question
McIVER: Do you think you're going to hell, Mr Lyons?
February 10, 2026 at 5:36 PM
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Some of them just left me scratching my head. But there was one with singing toilets i enjoyed. 🚽
February 9, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Some of them just left me scratching my head. But there was one with singing toilets i enjoyed. 🚽
A second turdman on the Gassy Knoll
February 3, 2026 at 2:45 PM
A second turdman on the Gassy Knoll
I watched it just fine on cable
It failed
It failed
January 29, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I watched it just fine on cable
It failed
It failed
Trump is a pedo.
January 23, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Trump is a pedo.
This shitwit? Who the hell cares?
January 13, 2026 at 10:46 PM
This shitwit? Who the hell cares?
MAGA trash just shot an unarmed White Christian Woman in the face.
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
MAGA trash just shot an unarmed White Christian Woman in the face.
ICE agent qualifications:
✅ Fat
✅ Dumb
✅ Live in mom’s basement
✅ Can’t get laid
✅ Voted for a pedo
✅ Fat
✅ Dumb
✅ Live in mom’s basement
✅ Can’t get laid
✅ Voted for a pedo
January 9, 2026 at 12:56 AM
ICE agent qualifications:
✅ Fat
✅ Dumb
✅ Live in mom’s basement
✅ Can’t get laid
✅ Voted for a pedo
✅ Fat
✅ Dumb
✅ Live in mom’s basement
✅ Can’t get laid
✅ Voted for a pedo
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