someone didn't want to be "it" and is practicing malicious compliance

That's amazing! Congratulations!! 🩷

someone please get in touch with Buster to bring him home at some point.

couldn't be me. that triggers my Y2K related anxiety

Not only do we not get to own almost anything anymore because everything is fucking subscription based, but even the things we should, ostensibly, actually get to own die before we can finish paying for them so we have to start it all over again.

Capitalism is a fucking scam.

Preferably while they're playing the Phillies.

It's actually a consignment store too so y'all could go that route as well.