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Sam
@samnoack.bsky.social
Engineer, dude, nerd. XXXX Gamestop shareholder. Biggest GME bsky poster. I also post memes.

Not contrarian, but anti-many things. I try to live a logically consistent life which means I must often be a prick. My dumb thoughts here represent only myself.
Well everyone who votes against it supports war crimes.
December 6, 2025 at 12:01 AM
This is literally a live action version of a south park bit what even
December 5, 2025 at 11:50 PM
LOL good this admin can go fuck itself
December 5, 2025 at 10:41 PM
S: "I'm attacking. Evacuate the families."

Hood: "you invaded us!"

S: "Yep. Evacuate."

Hood: "You are so unjust! The horrors!"

S: "It'll be more horrific if you don't evacuate."

Hood: "You are freeing blacks! Loony abolitionist!"

S: "Evacuate."

Hood: "Fuck you!"

S: "Ok I'm attacking, bye."
December 5, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Mike Johnson is the personification of every reason I no longer go to church lol. Sniveling, creepy, weirdly obsessed with various genital functions, hypocritical, and the kind of guy who would lecture me at dinner instead of cracking a beer with me

If he was my dad I would have run away at 16 lmao
December 5, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That really added to the wonder of stuff like booting up Wind Waker and being like "wait I can go ANYWHERE?"
December 5, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I still do it almost bi-weekly at my Gamestop lol. But I do severely miss the days of not having internet access and basically just having to guess what a game was like from the cover art and a few magazine pages.
December 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Strong Morrowind vibes, I love this. Brought me right back to the swamplands around Seyda Neen.
December 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Yeah it was 9% because Trump printed the country into oblivion during covid lol because he had no fucking clue what to do.
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just FYI, I believe it is again, only 1 per customer. But idk, they made it a little confusing by combining the marketing of it with their actual powerpacks mystery box announcement, so I'd prob just call and ask how many cards you can bring that would qualify.
December 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
A lot of peace love and power to the people types love to point to Ghandi, but they kinda forget, Ghandi wasn't exactly fighting back against a force that believed they needed to be destroyed and exterminated for existing. You gonna starve yourself to stick it to the people who wanna starve you? lol
December 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
(Was the guy who famously said the n-word on camera at a Tana Mongeau event to drive home a point that people like her don't give a fuck about injustices against minorities, just the clout they can achieve highly pandering to them as a champion).

But all his followers were like "HAHA YEAH, N-WORD"
December 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
It's pretty unfortunate, because he made a lot of genuinely good videos, but then he just accidentally became a hero of the far-right who completely missed his core philosophy, and simaltaneously went down bad for a girl completely unsuitable for a dude with an edgelord personality lol.
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My local store doesn't seem that phased by it. Regardless of whatever corporate says, they are just gonna turn away anyone who brings in anything stupid or weird they told me, they aren't gonna tolerate people bringing in weird stuff for a dumb livestream. They're just treating it like another day.
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Only 1 per customer, so $5 trade-in credit max. HOWEVER, they are also still doing their "$25 for any accepted PSA card" offer, so I plan to bring in my cheapo PSA8 Skarmory card that's worth like $10 to walk out of there with like $30 store credit in total. Not bad if you do both the same day.
December 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I'm bringing a spare headset I never use lol, it's not worth enough to bother selling and it just takes space on my desk 😂
December 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Must be embarassing yo be dramatically WRONG for like 8 quarters straight. At some point you need to just save your reputation and quit your "I have to shit on Gamestop's future for a living" job 😂
December 5, 2025 at 3:06 PM