Sam
@samnoack.bsky.social
XXXX Gamestop shareholder. Biggest GME bsky poster. I also post memes.
Not contrarian, but anti-many things. I try to live a logically consistent life which means I must often be a prick. My dumb thoughts here represent only myself and are often ironic
Not contrarian, but anti-many things. I try to live a logically consistent life which means I must often be a prick. My dumb thoughts here represent only myself and are often ironic
Everyday I struggle to remember that the world is actually not a parody show.
February 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
Everyday I struggle to remember that the world is actually not a parody show.
Like I'm sorry but this should genuinely not be possible. I'm sure Citadel Securities as thankful for the literal $200k donation though.
It's like they never run out of new people to rope into this options game and rob them blind with their own permission. It's actually horrifying.
It's like they never run out of new people to rope into this options game and rob them blind with their own permission. It's actually horrifying.
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
Like I'm sorry but this should genuinely not be possible. I'm sure Citadel Securities as thankful for the literal $200k donation though.
It's like they never run out of new people to rope into this options game and rob them blind with their own permission. It's actually horrifying.
It's like they never run out of new people to rope into this options game and rob them blind with their own permission. It's actually horrifying.
What's fascinating is that this market, as brutal as it is, *SHOULD NOT* yet be resulting in more than haircut losses for most folks back to where they were a few months ago.
Stop. Trading. Leverage. Margin. And Fricken Weekly Options.
People treat investing like a casino and act flabbergasted.
Stop. Trading. Leverage. Margin. And Fricken Weekly Options.
People treat investing like a casino and act flabbergasted.
February 6, 2026 at 1:03 AM
What's fascinating is that this market, as brutal as it is, *SHOULD NOT* yet be resulting in more than haircut losses for most folks back to where they were a few months ago.
Stop. Trading. Leverage. Margin. And Fricken Weekly Options.
People treat investing like a casino and act flabbergasted.
Stop. Trading. Leverage. Margin. And Fricken Weekly Options.
People treat investing like a casino and act flabbergasted.
Just a reminder that something like 5-50% of all money in the USA stock market is basically borrowed on a variable rate loan to Japan that is no longer financially realistic to keep.
If this is truly the Yen Carry unwinding, it *might* not be over until almost every US stock is like -50%.
If this is truly the Yen Carry unwinding, it *might* not be over until almost every US stock is like -50%.
February 6, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Just a reminder that something like 5-50% of all money in the USA stock market is basically borrowed on a variable rate loan to Japan that is no longer financially realistic to keep.
If this is truly the Yen Carry unwinding, it *might* not be over until almost every US stock is like -50%.
If this is truly the Yen Carry unwinding, it *might* not be over until almost every US stock is like -50%.
Yikes now Amazon is crashing on earnings.
$200 billion in expected capex is wild. I, do, however, have insider information on that with the nature of my work, and I am not surprised that the market is unhappy to hear about it now lol.
Yeah, uhh, buying like a million miles of fiber isn't cheap...
$200 billion in expected capex is wild. I, do, however, have insider information on that with the nature of my work, and I am not surprised that the market is unhappy to hear about it now lol.
Yeah, uhh, buying like a million miles of fiber isn't cheap...
February 5, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Yikes now Amazon is crashing on earnings.
$200 billion in expected capex is wild. I, do, however, have insider information on that with the nature of my work, and I am not surprised that the market is unhappy to hear about it now lol.
Yeah, uhh, buying like a million miles of fiber isn't cheap...
$200 billion in expected capex is wild. I, do, however, have insider information on that with the nature of my work, and I am not surprised that the market is unhappy to hear about it now lol.
Yeah, uhh, buying like a million miles of fiber isn't cheap...
You sound literally insufferable. Look, I can repost you and make shit up about you too with hyphenated words, you fascist-enabling-by-probably-not-voting, self-righteous-hippy-hermit, condescending bluesky-philosopher.
See how jackass behavior this is? Just block me if you think I'm a fascist FFS.
See how jackass behavior this is? Just block me if you think I'm a fascist FFS.
February 5, 2026 at 8:59 PM
You sound literally insufferable. Look, I can repost you and make shit up about you too with hyphenated words, you fascist-enabling-by-probably-not-voting, self-righteous-hippy-hermit, condescending bluesky-philosopher.
See how jackass behavior this is? Just block me if you think I'm a fascist FFS.
See how jackass behavior this is? Just block me if you think I'm a fascist FFS.
I might not speak for all apes, but I think it is safe to say that bitcoin did not turn out to be a good way to hedge risk against the USD index lol. You would unironically be better off hedging that risk with pokemon cards and rare aged cheese collections.
It was an interesting theory, but wrong 😂
It was an interesting theory, but wrong 😂
February 5, 2026 at 8:47 PM
I might not speak for all apes, but I think it is safe to say that bitcoin did not turn out to be a good way to hedge risk against the USD index lol. You would unironically be better off hedging that risk with pokemon cards and rare aged cheese collections.
It was an interesting theory, but wrong 😂
It was an interesting theory, but wrong 😂
I love how JPM quite clearly rugpulled the shit out of precious metals markets while shorting billions of dollars of metals, and is now saying "Bitcoin is more valuable than gold" while holding $350 million in bitcoin ETFs lol.
You can't make this shit up. Quiet, piggy (Jamie Dimon).
You can't make this shit up. Quiet, piggy (Jamie Dimon).
February 5, 2026 at 8:07 PM
I love how JPM quite clearly rugpulled the shit out of precious metals markets while shorting billions of dollars of metals, and is now saying "Bitcoin is more valuable than gold" while holding $350 million in bitcoin ETFs lol.
You can't make this shit up. Quiet, piggy (Jamie Dimon).
You can't make this shit up. Quiet, piggy (Jamie Dimon).
LOL can we PLEASE turn this into a meme format. It's too perfect to not be one 🤣
When you're so coked up and stupid you put the scope on backwards:
February 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
LOL can we PLEASE turn this into a meme format. It's too perfect to not be one 🤣
One of my contractors randomly asked me if I hold bitcoin and told me "it's time to buy man" when it crashed to $90k. I laughed and told him I have more exposure than I really like through Gamestop.
I wonder how he's doing now. Hope dude is ok lol.
I wonder how he's doing now. Hope dude is ok lol.
February 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
One of my contractors randomly asked me if I hold bitcoin and told me "it's time to buy man" when it crashed to $90k. I laughed and told him I have more exposure than I really like through Gamestop.
I wonder how he's doing now. Hope dude is ok lol.
I wonder how he's doing now. Hope dude is ok lol.
The market will recover. People will see value here.
And they'll make some money.
Until the next jobs report.
And then they'll panic in another crash. And then buy again.
Until a major bankruptcy.
In a year, people will go, "wow it was never a good time to buy."
That's how bear markets work.
And they'll make some money.
Until the next jobs report.
And then they'll panic in another crash. And then buy again.
Until a major bankruptcy.
In a year, people will go, "wow it was never a good time to buy."
That's how bear markets work.
February 5, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The market will recover. People will see value here.
And they'll make some money.
Until the next jobs report.
And then they'll panic in another crash. And then buy again.
Until a major bankruptcy.
In a year, people will go, "wow it was never a good time to buy."
That's how bear markets work.
And they'll make some money.
Until the next jobs report.
And then they'll panic in another crash. And then buy again.
Until a major bankruptcy.
In a year, people will go, "wow it was never a good time to buy."
That's how bear markets work.
I love when my "safe haven" precious metals are worth 15% less in 24 hours and my "memestocks" are apparently a safe haven asset.
Maybe it's a good thing I'm like:
Maybe it's a good thing I'm like:
February 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I love when my "safe haven" precious metals are worth 15% less in 24 hours and my "memestocks" are apparently a safe haven asset.
Maybe it's a good thing I'm like:
Maybe it's a good thing I'm like:
Do I spy the Ford ticker bleeding through enough to finally be readable next to Tesla? This cannot be. The sheer audacity of the car company with 3x Tesla's net income to be visible next to Tesla's valuation is too reasonable to be true. How dare this extremely reasonable event occur.
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Do I spy the Ford ticker bleeding through enough to finally be readable next to Tesla? This cannot be. The sheer audacity of the car company with 3x Tesla's net income to be visible next to Tesla's valuation is too reasonable to be true. How dare this extremely reasonable event occur.
Me watching the entire stock market burn besides Gamestop pretty much:
HAHA. HAAAA. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
🤣🫵😂🫵🤪🫵🤭🫵
First time? Entire stock market is a scam. Oh and they also didn't fucking cover their illegal short positions in Gamestop. More scams. Welcome to the oligarchy.
HAHA. HAAAA. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
🤣🫵😂🫵🤪🫵🤭🫵
First time? Entire stock market is a scam. Oh and they also didn't fucking cover their illegal short positions in Gamestop. More scams. Welcome to the oligarchy.
February 5, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Me watching the entire stock market burn besides Gamestop pretty much:
HAHA. HAAAA. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
🤣🫵😂🫵🤪🫵🤭🫵
First time? Entire stock market is a scam. Oh and they also didn't fucking cover their illegal short positions in Gamestop. More scams. Welcome to the oligarchy.
HAHA. HAAAA. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
🤣🫵😂🫵🤪🫵🤭🫵
First time? Entire stock market is a scam. Oh and they also didn't fucking cover their illegal short positions in Gamestop. More scams. Welcome to the oligarchy.
It also doesn't help that the files have revealed that bitcoin itself was in fact an Epstein-funded project, and "Satoshi" was really just a clandestine group of developers who created the currency as a means of funding pedophilia operations and other international crime.
They got the planet good 🤡
They got the planet good 🤡
February 5, 2026 at 3:42 AM
It also doesn't help that the files have revealed that bitcoin itself was in fact an Epstein-funded project, and "Satoshi" was really just a clandestine group of developers who created the currency as a means of funding pedophilia operations and other international crime.
They got the planet good 🤡
They got the planet good 🤡
Cryptos got absolutely annihilated. Perhaps the Yen Carry unwind is now fully upon us. Not sure what else could cause a trillion dollars to just evaporate supposedly when it seems half the USA investing population is relentlessly DCA-ing.
I feel for those who swore it'd do xyz for their lives. Rip.
I feel for those who swore it'd do xyz for their lives. Rip.
February 5, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Cryptos got absolutely annihilated. Perhaps the Yen Carry unwind is now fully upon us. Not sure what else could cause a trillion dollars to just evaporate supposedly when it seems half the USA investing population is relentlessly DCA-ing.
I feel for those who swore it'd do xyz for their lives. Rip.
I feel for those who swore it'd do xyz for their lives. Rip.
Reposted by Sam
It's not a government, it's 700 billionaires in a trenchcoat.
February 5, 2026 at 2:41 AM
It's not a government, it's 700 billionaires in a trenchcoat.
Rip, blocked.
I actually don't think I get blocked by any group on bluesky as often as the Gamestop haters block me for correcting unconfirmed claims lol.
I actually don't think I get blocked by any group on bluesky as often as the Gamestop haters block me for correcting unconfirmed claims lol.
This is a very interesting comment section with a lot of clearly not exactly correct information lol. I'm one of the Gamestop apes and know way too much about every topic in here, it's a little funny to read through tbh lol.
There is no confirmation they are buying ebay. "Theory" does heavy lifting
There is no confirmation they are buying ebay. "Theory" does heavy lifting
February 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Rip, blocked.
I actually don't think I get blocked by any group on bluesky as often as the Gamestop haters block me for correcting unconfirmed claims lol.
I actually don't think I get blocked by any group on bluesky as often as the Gamestop haters block me for correcting unconfirmed claims lol.
I miss when it was up for debate whether Kamala was right about
*checks notes*
damn, everything.
*checks notes*
damn, everything.
February 4, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I miss when it was up for debate whether Kamala was right about
*checks notes*
damn, everything.
*checks notes*
damn, everything.
It all started in 2008 guys. The division, the insanity, the perversion of the GOP, the surrender of the USA to the ruling elite.
Data proves this. Measured trends prove it. Economic data proves it.
There is no more important fight than seeing justice dealt back to Wall Street. I do believe that.
Data proves this. Measured trends prove it. Economic data proves it.
There is no more important fight than seeing justice dealt back to Wall Street. I do believe that.
February 4, 2026 at 9:02 PM
It all started in 2008 guys. The division, the insanity, the perversion of the GOP, the surrender of the USA to the ruling elite.
Data proves this. Measured trends prove it. Economic data proves it.
There is no more important fight than seeing justice dealt back to Wall Street. I do believe that.
Data proves this. Measured trends prove it. Economic data proves it.
There is no more important fight than seeing justice dealt back to Wall Street. I do believe that.
This is maybe the most bipolar market I've seen in a long time. It's very, very strange. Hyped tech things down 3-20% while random unfollowed companies largely up 3-10%
February 4, 2026 at 8:01 PM
This is maybe the most bipolar market I've seen in a long time. It's very, very strange. Hyped tech things down 3-20% while random unfollowed companies largely up 3-10%
Ammunition has become shockingly expensive.
It was $1/round for .243 and .308 ammo recently. It's already like $1.50/round for the cheaper options.
People are hoarding up ammunition. This is surely a great sign for the state of things lmao.
It was $1/round for .243 and .308 ammo recently. It's already like $1.50/round for the cheaper options.
People are hoarding up ammunition. This is surely a great sign for the state of things lmao.
February 4, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Ammunition has become shockingly expensive.
It was $1/round for .243 and .308 ammo recently. It's already like $1.50/round for the cheaper options.
People are hoarding up ammunition. This is surely a great sign for the state of things lmao.
It was $1/round for .243 and .308 ammo recently. It's already like $1.50/round for the cheaper options.
People are hoarding up ammunition. This is surely a great sign for the state of things lmao.
The S&P just went negative YTD 😂
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February 4, 2026 at 5:32 PM
The S&P just went negative YTD 😂