Tim
@samonymous.bsky.social
Graphic Designer working on a UX Design Certificate
Macro Photographer
Art Lover
Gamer
Macro Photographer
Art Lover
Gamer
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
December 21, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
December 21, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Kids today will (thankfully) never experience the horror of wrapping presents without grid lines on the back of the paper.
Aaaaaand there goes your merchandise sales.
The arts institution will be called the Trump-Kennedy Center. The president's press secretary said it comes after a unanimous vote by the center's board, which Trump took over earlier this year. n.pr/4qhD3bd
President Trump to add his own name to the Kennedy Center
The arts institution will be called the Trump-Kennedy Center. The president's press secretary said it comes after a unanimous vote by the center's board, which Trump took over earlier this year.
n.pr
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Aaaaaand there goes your merchandise sales.
Look what I found at Saver's today.
"Merry Christmas, movie house" indeed!
"Merry Christmas, movie house" indeed!
December 18, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Look what I found at Saver's today.
"Merry Christmas, movie house" indeed!
"Merry Christmas, movie house" indeed!
Highlights from my last Spotify wrap-up*. Like last year, October had a large influence on the results. Top .008% of Newton Brothers listeners though! People are missing out!
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
December 4, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Highlights from my last Spotify wrap-up*. Like last year, October had a large influence on the results. Top .008% of Newton Brothers listeners though! People are missing out!
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
*we switched to Tidal because artists are paid more and Spotify's CEO invests in military weapons
Marie Callender - ruining Thanksgivings for only $6.49.
November 9, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Marie Callender - ruining Thanksgivings for only $6.49.
Hurray, voting!
Go vote!
Go vote!
November 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Hurray, voting!
Go vote!
Go vote!
From the first Halloween I should have missed due to being dead (2020).
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
October 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
From the first Halloween I should have missed due to being dead (2020).
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
I was able to go as The Winter Soldier due to the boss ass brace I got for falling down the entire flight of stairs you see behind me two and a half months before this.
We moved here when I was seven. Coming from a state that celebrated Columbus Day I asked, "why don't we get this day off of school?" When I was told why, I went "oh, I get it."
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
October 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
We moved here when I was seven. Coming from a state that celebrated Columbus Day I asked, "why don't we get this day off of school?" When I was told why, I went "oh, I get it."
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
At seven! Seven years old and I could easily understand why celebrating Christopher Columbus was wrong.
Jfc
The other day I was thinking about the several dozens of pumpkins I tossed into the small, wooded area across from my old many years ago. I wonder if anything ever grew.
October 2, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The other day I was thinking about the several dozens of pumpkins I tossed into the small, wooded area across from my old many years ago. I wonder if anything ever grew.
Shit. I forgot about Bluesky and have been doomscrolling the ol' book of faces. 😱
October 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Shit. I forgot about Bluesky and have been doomscrolling the ol' book of faces. 😱
The goldenrod has begun to bloom! Our yard is full of pollinators! How many can you find in this pic! As an estimate, I'd say there were at least 10-15.
August 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The goldenrod has begun to bloom! Our yard is full of pollinators! How many can you find in this pic! As an estimate, I'd say there were at least 10-15.
I cannot wait until the fall so I can watch Halloween Ends another 20 times!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
August 7, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I cannot wait until the fall so I can watch Halloween Ends another 20 times!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
If I make it - I've already started listening to the scores from that trilogy. Absolute best!
Look who I ran into (if you can see him).
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
August 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Look who I ran into (if you can see him).
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
Told y'all I was 6'3". Haters.
Checked out Duck in Eagan today. Way pricey, the machines are rigged, but if you spend enough or have trouble getting them, staff will open the machine so you can just knock it in - which is how we got these two Pokemon.
July 28, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Checked out Duck in Eagan today. Way pricey, the machines are rigged, but if you spend enough or have trouble getting them, staff will open the machine so you can just knock it in - which is how we got these two Pokemon.
Not a cat, or my cat. She's the best cat!
July 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Not a cat, or my cat. She's the best cat!
Reposted by Tim
Nine years ago today, 32-year-old Philando Castile was pulled over by a police officer for a broken taillight outside of St. Paul, Minnesota. Philando was a licensed gun owner who informed the officers that he was exercising his right to carry. The officer responded by shooting him in seconds. 🧵
July 6, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Nine years ago today, 32-year-old Philando Castile was pulled over by a police officer for a broken taillight outside of St. Paul, Minnesota. Philando was a licensed gun owner who informed the officers that he was exercising his right to carry. The officer responded by shooting him in seconds. 🧵
It's hot, huh?
'You ever been in a storm Wally' ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA #funny #shorts
YouTube video by It's Always Funny in Philly
youtube.com
June 21, 2025 at 8:18 PM
It's hot, huh?
Met a new friend at the zoo today. He's my "ze-bruh."
June 17, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Met a new friend at the zoo today. He's my "ze-bruh."