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We all saw exactly what Elon did, so let’s not mess around
January 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
We all saw exactly what Elon did, so let’s not mess around
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‘Mystic Mountain’ captured by Hubble in the Carina Nebula
November 18, 2024 at 12:53 PM
‘Mystic Mountain’ captured by Hubble in the Carina Nebula
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ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
November 18, 2024 at 4:45 AM
ME: Do you ever get sad trying to remember the smell of the house you grew up in?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
DRIVE THRU SPEAKER: So that's one Diet Coke, no ice?
Quote this with a picture when you realized that your body was 🍵
November 18, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Quote this with a picture when you realized that your body was 🍵
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bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
October 22, 2024 at 12:49 AM
bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
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I like bananas when they've just barely turned yellow. I still need to be able to see green.
I love barely ripe bananas. I loathe ripe or overly ripe bananas. I'll choke down a yellow banana if I have to, but I literally can't eat them when they've got brown spots. *shudder*
I love barely ripe bananas. I loathe ripe or overly ripe bananas. I'll choke down a yellow banana if I have to, but I literally can't eat them when they've got brown spots. *shudder*
September 5, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I like bananas when they've just barely turned yellow. I still need to be able to see green.
I love barely ripe bananas. I loathe ripe or overly ripe bananas. I'll choke down a yellow banana if I have to, but I literally can't eat them when they've got brown spots. *shudder*
I love barely ripe bananas. I loathe ripe or overly ripe bananas. I'll choke down a yellow banana if I have to, but I literally can't eat them when they've got brown spots. *shudder*