Christine
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look, laugh now.
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
Gift link, probably the funniest thing the Wall Street Journal has done this year.
We Let AI Run Our Office Vending Machine. It Lost Hundreds of Dollars.
An AI agent ran a snack operation in the WSJ newsroom. It gave away a free PlayStation, ordered a live fish—and taught us lessons about the future of AI.
www.wsj.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
look, laugh now.
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
but i firmly believe that by investing a mere $3 trillion into AI and draining 2 of the 5 Great Lakes, we may one day create a machine that successfully dispenses snacks and drinks in exchange for cash
My husband just called this clip from New Girl “the best minute of television that has ever existed.”
New Girl - Nick Miller Talks Money
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December 3, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My husband just called this clip from New Girl “the best minute of television that has ever existed.”
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Hello! It is me with your annual thanksgiving eve reminder to RUN YOUR DISHWASHER TONIGHT! empty first thing! Tomorrow you will thank tonight you!
November 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Hello! It is me with your annual thanksgiving eve reminder to RUN YOUR DISHWASHER TONIGHT! empty first thing! Tomorrow you will thank tonight you!
#2 is a very important take. I don’t trust anyone who makes sweeping declarations about liking fruit pies without any qualifiers.
If you like a fresh homemade fruit pie, great! If you like storebought fruit pie, your taste is trash. I don’t make the rules.
If you like a fresh homemade fruit pie, great! If you like storebought fruit pie, your taste is trash. I don’t make the rules.
So my pie take is there are no bad pies, but some pies have to be eaten a certain way:
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
1. Pecan: Always good
2. Fruit: Must be homemade. Otherwise bad.
3. Pumpkin: Best eaten cold at 7 am standing over a sink before everyone wakes up
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:14 PM
#2 is a very important take. I don’t trust anyone who makes sweeping declarations about liking fruit pies without any qualifiers.
If you like a fresh homemade fruit pie, great! If you like storebought fruit pie, your taste is trash. I don’t make the rules.
If you like a fresh homemade fruit pie, great! If you like storebought fruit pie, your taste is trash. I don’t make the rules.
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Today in Christian headlines
October 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Today in Christian headlines
In honor of Max Scherzer, my favorite story from his time as a National, from their longtime sideline reporter.
October 18, 2025 at 3:18 PM
In honor of Max Scherzer, my favorite story from his time as a National, from their longtime sideline reporter.
I hope her daughter is so embarrassed by this 🤦🏼♀️ The metro is fine! I used to ride it home at like 11pm! By myself! And then walk the 15 minutes home! And everything was fine as long as I had worn the right shoes!
Rep. Lisa McClain, on CNN, praising President Trump for deploying the National Guard to Washington:
"My daughter could actually ride the Metro for the first time since she has been in DC."
[Her daughter is 22]
"My daughter could actually ride the Metro for the first time since she has been in DC."
[Her daughter is 22]
October 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I hope her daughter is so embarrassed by this 🤦🏼♀️ The metro is fine! I used to ride it home at like 11pm! By myself! And then walk the 15 minutes home! And everything was fine as long as I had worn the right shoes!
@jamiebgolden.bsky.social In light of this week’s @thepopcast.bsky.social episode referencing Erin’s choice of college football team in 2023…can you remind her this was her runner up? There is still room to welcome her into the fold of PJ Fleck and the Golden Gophers 🙏🏼
October 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
@jamiebgolden.bsky.social In light of this week’s @thepopcast.bsky.social episode referencing Erin’s choice of college football team in 2023…can you remind her this was her runner up? There is still room to welcome her into the fold of PJ Fleck and the Golden Gophers 🙏🏼
Michael A is a player I absolutely adored as a National. Underrated. I always said he would win a Gold Glove if he went somewhere he had a chance to play every day…which he did, immediately after leaving the Nats. Happy for him.
Michael A. Taylor just announced his retirement. He’s batting ninth for the White Sox today at Nationals Park. Said he made the decision a few months ago, felt like this was the prefect place to finish a 10-year career.
September 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Michael A is a player I absolutely adored as a National. Underrated. I always said he would win a Gold Glove if he went somewhere he had a chance to play every day…which he did, immediately after leaving the Nats. Happy for him.
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This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
September 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
This is Annie. She freaking loves fall. 13/10 (FB: James Osborne)
I don’t understand how anyone would choose anything other than D. To include slivers of Italy and Greece along with India, Korea, China, Thailand…what am I even giving up?! Salsa and croissants, I guess?
For the rest of your life, you can only eat food from one of these regions. Which do you choose?
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September 16, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don’t understand how anyone would choose anything other than D. To include slivers of Italy and Greece along with India, Korea, China, Thailand…what am I even giving up?! Salsa and croissants, I guess?
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I’m gonna write a dissertation on how the way people handle an attempted zipper merge on a highway is a metaphor for everything that is wrong with American society.
August 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m gonna write a dissertation on how the way people handle an attempted zipper merge on a highway is a metaphor for everything that is wrong with American society.
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This is Haha. He had to socialize multiple times today. Gonna need a couple days to recover. 14/10 (IG: thegoldenhaha)
August 12, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is Haha. He had to socialize multiple times today. Gonna need a couple days to recover. 14/10 (IG: thegoldenhaha)
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i don’t wanna take work away from an oppressed minority (kicker-americans) but i *would* be interested in a world where the extra point has to be attempted by the player who scored the TD
Love it when a RB kicks an XP, little low for Ray Davis but it's good
August 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
i don’t wanna take work away from an oppressed minority (kicker-americans) but i *would* be interested in a world where the extra point has to be attempted by the player who scored the TD
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Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them
July 31, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Sometimes you meet someone and you know from the first moment that you want to spend your whole life without them
I’m no expert, having never had an affair myself, but it just seems like if you’re in a situation where you’re publicly canoodling your affair partner, and a kiss cam starts happening, you should preemptively stop canoodling until the kiss cam is over. Idk I’m just spitballing here.
July 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I’m no expert, having never had an affair myself, but it just seems like if you’re in a situation where you’re publicly canoodling your affair partner, and a kiss cam starts happening, you should preemptively stop canoodling until the kiss cam is over. Idk I’m just spitballing here.
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I’m just a guy, who majored in political science and also has both a law degree and a master’s of divinity, trying to figure out why the people demanding a theocracy are also adamant that the state has no obligation to love our neighbors.
July 14, 2025 at 12:34 PM
I’m just a guy, who majored in political science and also has both a law degree and a master’s of divinity, trying to figure out why the people demanding a theocracy are also adamant that the state has no obligation to love our neighbors.
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And thus saith the Lord: As thou liveth, verily thou must also laugheth, and loveth—Leviticus 7:12 (KJV)
AI slop now making up saccharine Bible verses that do not exist
July 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
And thus saith the Lord: As thou liveth, verily thou must also laugheth, and loveth—Leviticus 7:12 (KJV)
How to even choose a favorite? It has to be Doltclous.
I understand companies are going to use AI produce to produce their stuff, but to not even have a human put their human eyes on a product before mass-producing it and putting it in front of other humans?
I understand companies are going to use AI produce to produce their stuff, but to not even have a human put their human eyes on a product before mass-producing it and putting it in front of other humans?
AI in the wild? This tray tissue I was given at a restaurant is full of errors and hallucinations…!
June 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
How to even choose a favorite? It has to be Doltclous.
I understand companies are going to use AI produce to produce their stuff, but to not even have a human put their human eyes on a product before mass-producing it and putting it in front of other humans?
I understand companies are going to use AI produce to produce their stuff, but to not even have a human put their human eyes on a product before mass-producing it and putting it in front of other humans?
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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s ok. There’s a lot going on. And it’s hot outside. You can just let out a big moo and try again tomorrow
June 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
If at first you don’t succeed, that’s ok. There’s a lot going on. And it’s hot outside. You can just let out a big moo and try again tomorrow
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God knew social media was coming.
He knew we’d be inundated with more knowledge about the world than capacity to address it.
And with this foreknowledge, He commanded:
Love your NEIGHBOR.
Because we cannot control what’s happening in the world, but we can do this.
He knew we’d be inundated with more knowledge about the world than capacity to address it.
And with this foreknowledge, He commanded:
Love your NEIGHBOR.
Because we cannot control what’s happening in the world, but we can do this.
June 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
God knew social media was coming.
He knew we’d be inundated with more knowledge about the world than capacity to address it.
And with this foreknowledge, He commanded:
Love your NEIGHBOR.
Because we cannot control what’s happening in the world, but we can do this.
He knew we’d be inundated with more knowledge about the world than capacity to address it.
And with this foreknowledge, He commanded:
Love your NEIGHBOR.
Because we cannot control what’s happening in the world, but we can do this.
The opposite of this happened to me when I was a nanny, when I tried to pretend w the 3yo girl about her doll. I asked if she was going to learn to use the potty when she was a little bigger. She looked at me really funny and said “well…she’s just…like a stuffed animal…so she won’t get any bigger.”
I’ll never function again because my daughter just came into the kitchen and asked “Mama, did it ever happen to you that you were playing with your dolls and then you looked at them and realized they were just dolls, and not alive at all? Because that just happened to me and now I’m so sad”
June 23, 2025 at 11:28 AM
The opposite of this happened to me when I was a nanny, when I tried to pretend w the 3yo girl about her doll. I asked if she was going to learn to use the potty when she was a little bigger. She looked at me really funny and said “well…she’s just…like a stuffed animal…so she won’t get any bigger.”
Feels rude to call it “rock bottom” when they’re still 3.5 games ahead of the Marlins. And yet.
After hitting “rock bottom,” Braves can still salvage their season - if they snap out of it. Column: www.nytimes.com/athletic/640...
After hitting ‘rock bottom,’ Braves can still salvage their season – if they snap out of it
The Braves are talented enough to bounce back, but even the returns of Ronald Acuña Jr. and Spencer Strider haven't led to a turnaround yet.
www.nytimes.com
June 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Feels rude to call it “rock bottom” when they’re still 3.5 games ahead of the Marlins. And yet.
Aaron Rodgers has to be mad his thunder is being stolen, right? Or did the Steelers time it this way so their fan base would be distracted? 😂
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Aaron Rodgers has to be mad his thunder is being stolen, right? Or did the Steelers time it this way so their fan base would be distracted? 😂