Sam Burns
samrandomnumber.bsky.social
Sam Burns
@samrandomnumber.bsky.social
Playwright (Not the Worst Place, Paines Plough/Theatr Clwyd/Sherman Cymru 2014, Floor 13, Radio 4 afternoon drama, 2017). Kitchen assistant by day.
I say vaguely, one of them was literally about seizing the day and taking it roughly from behind.
January 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
I used to have an alarm clock that was Jeeves waking Wooster with vaguely suggestive phrases.
January 3, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Though I suspect I could cheerfully bounce tomatoes around for eight hours if it kept me from working. (Perhaps I need a really naggy focus app that actively insults me. Aunt Agatha the App or something.)
January 3, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Yes. Then Lister's guitar.
January 3, 2026 at 11:20 AM
Thanks, I'll look into that!
January 3, 2026 at 7:56 AM
This episode is quite depressing.
December 31, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Is a heritage criminal something like an heirloom tomato?
December 25, 2025 at 10:53 AM
I love more than one pack of butter. It's one of my favourite things.
December 15, 2025 at 7:03 PM