Sam, RN
@samsbskyaccount.bsky.social
I’m rocking, I smile, and many think I’m vile.
Having a fabulous hair day. Hope my television appreciates it bc I shan’t be leaving my house
July 28, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Having a fabulous hair day. Hope my television appreciates it bc I shan’t be leaving my house
Devastated to know that Summer House films tomorrow without Paige
July 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Devastated to know that Summer House films tomorrow without Paige
And guess which one I’ll be BLASTING.
Lorde, Lizzo, Barbra Streisand & KATSEYE all drop new projects this Friday.
June 25, 2025 at 10:07 AM
And guess which one I’ll be BLASTING.
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all the cool kids are saying this
June 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
all the cool kids are saying this
You guys ever clean your house and sweat profusely only to shower and continue sweating while getting ready thus making you homicidal? Or is it just me
June 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM
You guys ever clean your house and sweat profusely only to shower and continue sweating while getting ready thus making you homicidal? Or is it just me
Me when I refuse to do a lick of work while Epic goes down.
We're back from a bit of downtime — thanks for your patience just now!
Our team is working to investigate the root cause. We share downtime updates at status.bsky.app.
Our team is working to investigate the root cause. We share downtime updates at status.bsky.app.
April 25, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Me when I refuse to do a lick of work while Epic goes down.
Shhh, mama’s watching her stories
March 27, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Shhh, mama’s watching her stories
Girllll you’ve filmed for 8 years with only liars
March 7, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Girllll you’ve filmed for 8 years with only liars
Weird how every patient refuses their subQ Heparin/Lovenox
February 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Weird how every patient refuses their subQ Heparin/Lovenox
First shift back after 10 days off. Would rather eat vomit.
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
First shift back after 10 days off. Would rather eat vomit.
Melania dressed like inspector gadget at a funeral #inauguration
January 20, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Melania dressed like inspector gadget at a funeral #inauguration
Went onto Reels for the first time ever and immediately reached for a gun
January 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Went onto Reels for the first time ever and immediately reached for a gun
The little shake you give the glucose strips before opening the canister
January 12, 2025 at 11:51 PM
The little shake you give the glucose strips before opening the canister
Texted me friend if she was safe. Her response, “I told you, I live in San Diego”
Been getting a lot of people asking about LA geography concerned that the images they see means the entire county is on fire. That's understandable.
But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.
But LA is a big place. So, to give an idea of scale it's time to cart this out again. It's a map of LA with other cities superimposed on it.
January 10, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Texted me friend if she was safe. Her response, “I told you, I live in San Diego”
I AM DISGUSTED I HAD YOU IN MY HOME
January 9, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I AM DISGUSTED I HAD YOU IN MY HOME
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Trump ran on a platform as a peace candidate who would stop endless wars and would end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours; but in the last 24 hours conceded that was not going to happen, & he wants to invade Greenland & Panama, and wants to take over Canada through economic warfare.
January 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Trump ran on a platform as a peace candidate who would stop endless wars and would end the war in Ukraine in 24 hours; but in the last 24 hours conceded that was not going to happen, & he wants to invade Greenland & Panama, and wants to take over Canada through economic warfare.
Woke up to yet another blizzard
January 7, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Woke up to yet another blizzard
Love the men at the gym showing off their back and shoulder acne.
January 7, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Love the men at the gym showing off their back and shoulder acne.
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Black out shaving my face seems smart?? Happy 2025
January 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Black out shaving my face seems smart?? Happy 2025
Still on twitter bc that’s where Halle Berry is
December 29, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Still on twitter bc that’s where Halle Berry is