rowan sexamungus
@samschlong.bsky.social
phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️⚧️
it is a chill that rises
December 3, 2025 at 2:55 AM
it is a chill that rises
thought broadcasting
December 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
thought broadcasting
i have to be the whitest guy in a 50 mile radius
December 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i have to be the whitest guy in a 50 mile radius
my skull in nylon, my throat like pipe bomb
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 PM
my skull in nylon, my throat like pipe bomb
every past iteration
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
every past iteration
LIFE OR DEATH FOR BERRY BOY?
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
LIFE OR DEATH FOR BERRY BOY?
entering this arc
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
entering this arc
back 2 my roots
November 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
back 2 my roots
i am become homer lover of porkchops
November 19, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i am become homer lover of porkchops
worm in progress...
November 18, 2025 at 11:54 PM
worm in progress...
i had to draw him i adore him
November 18, 2025 at 2:32 AM
i had to draw him i adore him
something is wrong with these ups and downs
November 16, 2025 at 12:47 AM
something is wrong with these ups and downs
this thing has singlehandedly gotten me through so much
November 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
this thing has singlehandedly gotten me through so much
i think he has two brains
November 10, 2025 at 4:19 AM
i think he has two brains
