We could’ve just taxed billionaires.

Yep

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

Portuguese editorial cartoonist Zez Vaz reaches back to Tiananmen Square to call on American defiance.

"One of the great tragedies of mankind is that morality has been hijacked by religion. So now people assume that religion and morality have a necessary connection. But the basis of morality is really very simple and doesn't require religion at all."

Arthur C. Clarke

To think, I always thought I couldn’t get involved in politics because I smoked a little weed in high school.

Trump voters were so afraid of the immigrants who weren’t eating their pets and the transgender women who weren’t threatening them in bathrooms, that they handed power to a bunch of insane Putin puppet billionaires who are ACTUALLY going to shut our government down and take our Social Security away.

Welcome to your 50's. You now take pics of the parking spot before you leave your car, then get excited when you find it exactly where you'd left it.

I don’t normally watch the morning news shows on NBC, CBS or ABC but since it’s raining I tuned in….when did they all turn into QVC?

Anyone else finish stirring their coffee with one reverse swirl, or just me?

Big biz has made the term Black Friday irrelevant. May as well just call it Black November now.

The Jets fired GM Joe Douglas. Everyone getting canned except for their shitty QB.