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Jerry
@samuraismalls.bsky.social
We don't care about the party. We just wanna dance

I like to discuss movies, books, shows, politics, pets, basketball, hockey, Xbox gaming, and Formula 1.

I like dogs more than most people. I like my dogs more than every person.

Leftist/Progressive 🇵🇸
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August 11, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Sammy's gotcha date was yesterday. He's gotten so big!
March 3, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Deleted IG and Threads last week. Deleted Facebook today. Get off those sites for the sake of your mental health
February 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
They truly make the day better
February 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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I'm sure there are peaceful ways to remove dictators, oligarchs and their evil henchmen.

They just haven't been discovered yet.
February 5, 2025 at 3:14 PM
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Oh, I love that analogy! 😆
January 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar
Bartender: what can I get you Mr President
January 23, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Hardened criminals are overjoyed that one of their own is pardoning so many of them today.
January 21, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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This would be funny as hell, if it weren’t so fucking scary and sad.
January 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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It’s funny Zuck says “I started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.
January 7, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A very accurate depiction.
January 7, 2025 at 7:26 PM
My new favorite game to play while driving: Are they drunk or are they on their phone?
January 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Leak the Jack Smith Report.

F MAGA rage. Do the right thing.
January 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Riding the ketamine coaster...
January 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Just finished up 'Alien: Out of the Shadows' and I'm blown away at how it captures the fear and tension of the first two movies
January 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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We don’t forget.

This is what January 6th is:
January 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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How is this shit hard?
January 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Did the Ketamine wear off, or did you finally realize you blew $40 billion on a troll-infested hellscape?

The vibes on BlueSky right now:
Chef’s Kiss 👌
December 30, 2024 at 5:20 PM
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$16 billion was spent in the last election.

Enough to eradicate world hunger. Twice over.

Our elections now feel like auctions. A contest to corral the most billionaires.

Citizens United put us on the fast track to an oligarchy.

For us to find our way back, it has to be undone.
December 30, 2024 at 6:34 PM
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They want fewer Americans going to college to create larger pools of low cost labor.

They want to import for higher skill jobs, but handcuff them with work visas.

It's a seismic labor grift devised by Bond villains.

It's great for them. Not so good for you.
December 26, 2024 at 6:55 PM
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Congratulations to Mike Johnson for trying to pressure the House Ethics Committee into burying a report that found the then-nominee for attorney general had engaged in sexual activity with a minor.

Party of Family Values, am I right?
December 23, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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Recently took a peek at Twitter and the disinformation is getting substantially more dangerous. Someone could get killed.

The tactics of constantly repeating outright lies, targeting specific people, repurposing years-old footage and presenting them as new is getting to another level. It’s scary.
December 23, 2024 at 3:26 PM
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December 20, 2024 at 12:59 AM