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🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid! who streams (fairly regularly)! and posts! (occasionally)
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Spagbol is not worse than this
January 17, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Spagbol is not worse than this
3d printer guy voice: Hrrngng a new thing I could print for my youtube shorts . . . .
January 16, 2026 at 3:42 PM
3d printer guy voice: Hrrngng a new thing I could print for my youtube shorts . . . .
Why does googling "Smarties PS2" pull up the hyakushiki ps2?
January 15, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Why does googling "Smarties PS2" pull up the hyakushiki ps2?
post a game you remember playing that nobody remembers.
January 15, 2026 at 4:34 PM
post a game you remember playing that nobody remembers.
Invaders and sentries in souls games when the host rolls off a ledge
January 12, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Invaders and sentries in souls games when the host rolls off a ledge
"geez samus this week's art theme is femboys what're you getting for yours" I am asked by someone hopeful to see my catboy all sexed up and hot like. "Something stupid" I reply "something dumb as hell" I add.
Art by: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
Art by: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
January 12, 2026 at 11:14 AM
"geez samus this week's art theme is femboys what're you getting for yours" I am asked by someone hopeful to see my catboy all sexed up and hot like. "Something stupid" I reply "something dumb as hell" I add.
Art by: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
Art by: @starlightnoelle.bsky.social
Perfect blue (in cinema):
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
January 10, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Perfect blue (in cinema):
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
It's good, and also holy shit, fuckin hell man, god damn.
Memories (in cinema):
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
January 10, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Memories (in cinema):
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
Now that was films, that was movies. Is good.
Macross plus movey edition: (in cinema)
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
January 10, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Macross plus movey edition: (in cinema)
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
Eh, you can tell it was compressed into a film and i think it kinda suffers because of it, might have to watch the full series but even then idk if I'd care for it really tbh
Also the second movie shown here about technology going awry and endangering people
Patlabor: Da movey (in a cinema)
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
January 10, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Patlabor: Da movey (in a cinema)
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
Really good, very dense with imagery and themes, really enjoyed it and how it was mostly a detective thing, though I feel like I would have enjoyed it more if I'd like watched the show before hand.
Also damn, mecha stuff loooooves to have a tomato there huh?
Columbo: Étude in Black
Didn't capture me quite as much as some of the 1st and 0th season's episodes did, but man there's so much good stuff here, like the repeated use of the screens as a visual, it's really good.
Also columbo is such a weird little freak in this one, even more than usual lol.
Didn't capture me quite as much as some of the 1st and 0th season's episodes did, but man there's so much good stuff here, like the repeated use of the screens as a visual, it's really good.
Also columbo is such a weird little freak in this one, even more than usual lol.
January 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Columbo: Étude in Black
Didn't capture me quite as much as some of the 1st and 0th season's episodes did, but man there's so much good stuff here, like the repeated use of the screens as a visual, it's really good.
Also columbo is such a weird little freak in this one, even more than usual lol.
Didn't capture me quite as much as some of the 1st and 0th season's episodes did, but man there's so much good stuff here, like the repeated use of the screens as a visual, it's really good.
Also columbo is such a weird little freak in this one, even more than usual lol.
Been thinking about how this was the first depiction of the catboy I got, and how it feels like I was kinda coinstar for cheesed in regards to this whole maid thing.
January 9, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Been thinking about how this was the first depiction of the catboy I got, and how it feels like I was kinda coinstar for cheesed in regards to this whole maid thing.
Consuming my yucky green drink for twonight
January 9, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Consuming my yucky green drink for twonight
Columbo Season 0:
Guy who realised she should have probably logged all these episodes individually given their length voice: oops
It's fascinating seeing with such clarity this ancient world so unfathomably distant to me in time that it borders on the bizarre, the world of 60s TV America
Guy who realised she should have probably logged all these episodes individually given their length voice: oops
It's fascinating seeing with such clarity this ancient world so unfathomably distant to me in time that it borders on the bizarre, the world of 60s TV America
December 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Columbo Season 0:
Guy who realised she should have probably logged all these episodes individually given their length voice: oops
It's fascinating seeing with such clarity this ancient world so unfathomably distant to me in time that it borders on the bizarre, the world of 60s TV America
Guy who realised she should have probably logged all these episodes individually given their length voice: oops
It's fascinating seeing with such clarity this ancient world so unfathomably distant to me in time that it borders on the bizarre, the world of 60s TV America
Clumbo Season 1:
This Columbo show? It's pretty damn good, and as a first season it only really had one dud episode.
I like how Columbo is kind of an inspector Goole like individual at points the way can seemingly appear from nowhere like a spirit.
anyway look at this freak
This Columbo show? It's pretty damn good, and as a first season it only really had one dud episode.
I like how Columbo is kind of an inspector Goole like individual at points the way can seemingly appear from nowhere like a spirit.
anyway look at this freak
December 31, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Clumbo Season 1:
This Columbo show? It's pretty damn good, and as a first season it only really had one dud episode.
I like how Columbo is kind of an inspector Goole like individual at points the way can seemingly appear from nowhere like a spirit.
anyway look at this freak
This Columbo show? It's pretty damn good, and as a first season it only really had one dud episode.
I like how Columbo is kind of an inspector Goole like individual at points the way can seemingly appear from nowhere like a spirit.
anyway look at this freak
I GOT ANOTHER ONE, WITH THE SAME FALSIFIED TWINK, STOP DOING THIS IT UNETHICAL
December 31, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I GOT ANOTHER ONE, WITH THE SAME FALSIFIED TWINK, STOP DOING THIS IT UNETHICAL
December 30, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Have just consumed something that looks like if someone saw fish and chips as exotic cuisine to be reconstructed in an alternative fashion at a fancy London restaurant
December 30, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Have just consumed something that looks like if someone saw fish and chips as exotic cuisine to be reconstructed in an alternative fashion at a fancy London restaurant
Tragic porn comic advert I got on a news article about some retro game doohickey isn't about some boring isekai type boy getting his shit bounced on by an annoying and possibly demonic twink, it's straight.
December 29, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Tragic porn comic advert I got on a news article about some retro game doohickey isn't about some boring isekai type boy getting his shit bounced on by an annoying and possibly demonic twink, it's straight.
monumental oopsie right here, this is like one of the only things they aren't supposed to do
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
monumental oopsie right here, this is like one of the only things they aren't supposed to do