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🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid? who streams (fairly regularly)! and posts! (occasionally) pfp and model by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 1h

. . . I'm starting to thinking that perhaps doing a bunch of stuff after getting vaccinated early in the day was maybe not the greatest of choices . . . . and mostly forgetting to eat also

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Sunshine Moon @sunshinemoon.zone · 2h

fighterz found alive in miami???

Nintendo Life @nintendolife.com · 2h

Surprise! Dragon Ball FighterZ Is Adding Another Fighter To The Roster In 2026.

Surprise! Dragon Ball FighterZ Is Adding Another Fighter To The Roster In 2026

A balance update will also be released tomorrow

www.nintendolife.com

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 4h

Well transformers games don't actually, they just don't come out whatsoever :')

fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 4h

Oh my god foc was released only 2 years later . . . . . Man, okay.... Wow, videogames take a while to come out now huh

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 4h

Do you think that they made energon blue in wfc because they thought that if it was pink people would go "gaaaaaaayyyyyy" it was released in 2010 after all

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 4h

Slimetony: Are clowns patriotic

Powerfrog: are you?

Slimetony: I'm asking the questions here. Would a clown die for it's country

Powerfrog: everyone who has ever died for their country is a clown

Hammyboney: posts metal gear solid 3 screencaps with the text of that exact conversation but it's between the boss and snake

fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 5h

I think it's really good and funny that the clown song from circus was originally a military march song

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Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · 14h

Periodically re-upping this b/c alas, things ain't great overall. Acute needs are all met, and I hate passing around the hat for myself, but I'd rather be like "hey, if I could fund another month while I still have savings and budget, that's MUCH more comfortable" than panic, y'know?

Amaranth M @jazzelves.bsky.social · Sep 9

Speaking of unemployable, I'm not in anywhere near as tight a squeeze as I was this time last year, but it costs me about $1K for living expenses each month and that do put a squeeze on things. So if you've got any to spare and feel like helping out, my tip jar is always open: ko-fi.com/jazzelves

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Chirs @aesungaia.neocities.org · 12h

LAZINESS IS VIRTUOUS AND I'M NOT JOKING

Drawing of Myrrh relaxing in a hammock, wearing a bikini and star-shaped shades, declaring 'You are morally obligated to slack off!!!'

A very large, bold caption reads: 'Don't be productive! Capitalism robbed you of your life. Steal it back!!!'

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nic.tattoos @nicterhorst.com · 1d

This means if you're in the UK and haven't signed this yet, please do. At 100k signatures they have to discuss it again.

Literally the least you can do!!

GamesMarket @gamesmarkt.bsky.social · 1d

UK Gouvernment: Payment Processors Can Ban NSFW Content
According to the UK treasury, payment processors are in the right and the gouvernment has no plans to step in. This puts it in direct contrast to what artists and the UK games industry have asked for.
www.gamesmarket.global/en/business/...

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Elliot 🥕 @nameoftheyear.bsky.social · 14h

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

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Zorak @zorak.bsky.social · 15h

youtu.be/e9izPmk1x_M?...

skully holly

YouTube video by Zorak

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 16h

Yeah! like it's so rad seeing him with a polearm, and I think it kind of accentuates the differences the whole design of the toy has to a more standard optimus

fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 16h

Gone and got myself trapped in the awkward amount of time before sleep zone again . . .

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Simon Underwood @lizardbrain-art.bsky.social · 17h

"The apparitions are getting worse. The air in the vaults feels like a thin curtain that could be ripped away at any moment. I do not know what door I opened in search of the afterlife, but I pray to all the gods it isn't the one our souls go to in the end."

A quick one for the spookiest of seasons

Pen and ink illustration depicting a darkened doorway in a stone wall. A robed scholar scrambles away from the doorway in a panic, having dropped his writing implements, as a monstrous, glowing apparition manifests in the darkness beyond. At first glance, it appears vaguely humanoid, but has the suggestion of three heads, many mouths, and an indeterminate number of limbs.

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 17h

I wonder what made them choose a naginata as a weapon instead of giving him like the obvious and safe choice of a katana

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Fell Specter @beamposter.bsky.social · 22h

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 18h

chicago style frotdog with an orc from scrandle on my birthday

a scrandle choice box showing off a "Chicago style hot dog" from a Chicago Fire game in 2023.

The hotdog looks bad. On some store bought looking buns rest a whole ubroken pickle, which is rubbing up against a comparatively smaller red sausage. These are accompanied by a thick sliced section of tomato cut in half with what appears to be a single green jalapeno resting attop it. There's also some sort of bright green possibly relish sauce squirted upon it, also mustard. Oh and there's some diced onion, but so few that they're hard to notice. The hotdog costs £7.80.

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salem @salemgrim.bsky.social · 18h

10/10/25

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𝖒𝖚𝖑𝖑 @mudnblood.bsky.social · 20h

How to steal Lady Élunia's look

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Transparency @transparency.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 19h

realising how fucked up it must've been in the past to track dates and times. . . like if you forget what day it is once you could be fuuuucked

I know that people used to have localised time for each town and city and stuff, but if everyone fucked it they could have like localised dates

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SofieCloud💓💫 corrupted angel vtuber @sofiecloud.com · 19h

rawr XD wanna go play some kingdom hearts? or maybe final fantasy x!! i might glomp you~😍

thank you to @starlightnoelle.bsky.social for mall goth Sofie, I cherish her so much #sofieart

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fucked up and evil samus @samusmaximus.com · 19h

it does, I promise!

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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 19h

woah, a friday beelzebub

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