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🔞MDNI, NSFW SOMEWHAT REGULARLY🔞 25yo any pronouns non-binary cyborg catboy maid? who streams (fairly regularly)! and posts! (occasionally) pfp and model by @starlightnoelle.bsky.social 💙
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Sam speedpaint
November 22, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Ivory Speedpaint
November 27, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I Am Alive is possibly the most 7th gen game i've ever played that isn't like, a military shooter
November 27, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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me: i say i like sucking dick, but is that simply conceptualizing the ideal dick sucking experience, and not the common reality of the jaw getting tired cuz the person can't cum from oral alone

plato: is this going anywhere

diogenes: quit interrupting him. continue
November 27, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Completely normal panel of Ludwig Von Drake drinking water from a cactus, send post
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I think this game is maybe not so good, but it has given me a grappling hook while trying to be very serious at the same time so it's truly impossible to say
I am (A)live now, tune in to see me play a game I know almost nothing about besides the fact that it was advertised to me as a child
SAMUSMAXIMUS2k - Twitch
Despite what the lack of streams may suggest I Am Alive
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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Glazed and basted
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
I am (A)live now, tune in to see me play a game I know almost nothing about besides the fact that it was advertised to me as a child
SAMUSMAXIMUS2k - Twitch
Despite what the lack of streams may suggest I Am Alive
www.twitch.tv
November 27, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Sentenced mixed zardoz: The penis is penis The GuuG Evilis Penisp peenvil Penis Gun
November 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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girlfrotting
November 27, 2025 at 4:12 PM
what even is a macys and why do they get to inflate pacman big and round
November 27, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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every 3 to 4 episodes of iron chef the introductory voice over will say some shit like "If memory serves me right... The French have a saying about butter and salt. Butter is the Wife's Womb of cooking. And salt... Is the Husband's Rock Hard Cock"
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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i gotta stream again afore I forget how to and loose my voice, so this week:

I Am Alive: a game I remember seeing back in the day and never playing becuase buying things was a horrifying propostion as a child

Metal Garden: It's shooter, I want to shoot thing you see.
November 26, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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i always go back to sphinx
December 10, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Damn lotta things happening on the fourth
November 27, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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久しぶりのシノちんwip(最低な名称
August 13, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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Alt text that that has humor and personality and sounds like it was written by the person who took the photo is great, but you gotta do that while remembering that the fundamental purpose is communicating what the image is.
Alt Text isn't the space for seo, secret notes, or inside jokes. It's for people to access media and any context or information that that media has.

If we gon make things right, we gotta find ways to make things right that don't leave us behind.
Some are suggesting you deliberately write inaccurate or confusing alt text, because they say this confuses AI scrapers that are analyzing images.

The purpose of alt text is to help people who cannot see the image. Deliberately misrepresenting the image is a gross misuse of alt text. Don't do it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 9:52 AM
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new vegas review
November 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Gay Columbo: Death lends a handjob
November 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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November 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Looking for my alive wife in Loud Hill
November 27, 2025 at 5:36 AM