Samwisethestoutheart 🥓🧀
@samwise-ham-cheese.bsky.social
30, he/him, half-Asian (🇺🇸🇵🇭), Taken, just a silly goofy guy! MDNI
Hear me out: affirmations while fucking
December 30, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Hear me out: affirmations while fucking
Keep me in your sex toy drawer?
December 29, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Keep me in your sex toy drawer?
Daydreaming about someone sharing my content with their friends 🙂↕️
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Daydreaming about someone sharing my content with their friends 🙂↕️
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📌 ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕
- ꜱɴᴏᴡ ❄️| 23 | ᴍᴅɴɪ | ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ
- ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ | ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ | ᴠᴀ
- 5’1 | ᴇᴜʀᴏᴘᴇ
- ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ | ꜰ1 ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ
- ᴄᴀᴛꜱ <33
- ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ – ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ
- ᴀᴜᴅʜᴅ
- ʙɪ | ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ (ꜱᴜʙ ʟᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ)
- ʜᴀʀᴅ & ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ
- ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ (ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ)
- ᴅᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇɴᴜ
- ʟɪɴᴋᴛʀᴇᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ
- ꜱɴᴏᴡ ❄️| 23 | ᴍᴅɴɪ | ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ
- ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ | ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ | ᴠᴀ
- 5’1 | ᴇᴜʀᴏᴘᴇ
- ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ | ꜰ1 ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ
- ᴄᴀᴛꜱ <33
- ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ – ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ
- ᴀᴜᴅʜᴅ
- ʙɪ | ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ (ꜱᴜʙ ʟᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ)
- ʜᴀʀᴅ & ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ
- ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ (ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ)
- ᴅᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇɴᴜ
- ʟɪɴᴋᴛʀᴇᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ
December 23, 2025 at 10:07 PM
📌 ℙ𝕚𝕟𝕟𝕖𝕕
- ꜱɴᴏᴡ ❄️| 23 | ᴍᴅɴɪ | ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ
- ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ | ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ | ᴠᴀ
- 5’1 | ᴇᴜʀᴏᴘᴇ
- ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ | ꜰ1 ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ
- ᴄᴀᴛꜱ <33
- ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ – ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ
- ᴀᴜᴅʜᴅ
- ʙɪ | ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ (ꜱᴜʙ ʟᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ)
- ʜᴀʀᴅ & ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ
- ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ (ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ)
- ᴅᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇɴᴜ
- ʟɪɴᴋᴛʀᴇᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ
- ꜱɴᴏᴡ ❄️| 23 | ᴍᴅɴɪ | ꜱʜᴇ/ʜᴇʀ
- ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀ | ᴡʀɪᴛᴇʀ | ᴠᴀ
- 5’1 | ᴇᴜʀᴏᴘᴇ
- ɢᴀᴍᴇʀ ɢɪʀʟ | ꜰ1 ᴏʙꜱᴇꜱꜱᴇᴅ
- ᴄᴀᴛꜱ <33
- ᴍᴜꜱɪᴄ – ᴀʟᴡᴀʏꜱ
- ᴀᴜᴅʜᴅ
- ʙɪ | ꜱᴡɪᴛᴄʜ (ꜱᴜʙ ʟᴇᴀɴɪɴɢ)
- ʜᴀʀᴅ & ꜱᴏꜰᴛ ᴋɪɴᴋꜱ
- ᴅᴍꜱ ᴏᴘᴇɴ (ꜰᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ ꜱʟᴏᴡ ʀᴇᴘʟɪᴇꜱ)
- ᴅᴍ ꜰᴏʀ ᴍᴇɴᴜ
- ʟɪɴᴋᴛʀᴇᴇ ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ
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‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Technicolor Daydream ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
A cute picture I took this morning when I woke up :3 I think the shadows are so beautiful!
A cute picture I took this morning when I woke up :3 I think the shadows are so beautiful!
December 29, 2025 at 2:20 AM
‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚. Technicolor Daydream ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.
A cute picture I took this morning when I woke up :3 I think the shadows are so beautiful!
A cute picture I took this morning when I woke up :3 I think the shadows are so beautiful!
I just want someone pretty to tell me about the bigger, better cocks they've tried before 🫣
December 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I just want someone pretty to tell me about the bigger, better cocks they've tried before 🫣
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Reposted by Samwisethestoutheart 🥓🧀
hiiiiiiiii <3 im crow
23 they/them/any
not new just returning
nsfw & mdni
single and uninterested
likes: birds, women, dinosaurs, food, naps, women, jesters, glitter
dislikes: waking up, socks, christianity
love new moots!!!!!!!!!
23 they/them/any
not new just returning
nsfw & mdni
single and uninterested
likes: birds, women, dinosaurs, food, naps, women, jesters, glitter
dislikes: waking up, socks, christianity
love new moots!!!!!!!!!
December 17, 2025 at 6:24 AM
hiiiiiiiii <3 im crow
23 they/them/any
not new just returning
nsfw & mdni
single and uninterested
likes: birds, women, dinosaurs, food, naps, women, jesters, glitter
dislikes: waking up, socks, christianity
love new moots!!!!!!!!!
23 they/them/any
not new just returning
nsfw & mdni
single and uninterested
likes: birds, women, dinosaurs, food, naps, women, jesters, glitter
dislikes: waking up, socks, christianity
love new moots!!!!!!!!!
NEED somebody to come eat sushi off of my bicep 💪🍣
December 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
NEED somebody to come eat sushi off of my bicep 💪🍣
I guess we don't like gray sweatpants 💔
I've heard we like gray sweatpants?
This is possibly the most risqué thing I've ever posted 👀
#bulge #tease #nsfwsky #spicysky #nsfw #sweatpants #dickprint #manhands
This is possibly the most risqué thing I've ever posted 👀
#bulge #tease #nsfwsky #spicysky #nsfw #sweatpants #dickprint #manhands
December 26, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I guess we don't like gray sweatpants 💔
I've heard we like gray sweatpants?
This is possibly the most risqué thing I've ever posted 👀
#bulge #tease #nsfwsky #spicysky #nsfw #sweatpants #dickprint #manhands
This is possibly the most risqué thing I've ever posted 👀
#bulge #tease #nsfwsky #spicysky #nsfw #sweatpants #dickprint #manhands
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
I've heard we like gray sweatpants?
This is possibly the most risqué thing I've ever posted 👀
#bulge #tease #nsfwsky #spicysky #nsfw #sweatpants #dickprint #manhands
This is possibly the most risqué thing I've ever posted 👀
#bulge #tease #nsfwsky #spicysky #nsfw #sweatpants #dickprint #manhands
Would looove an honest dick rating right now 😌 (don't worry, will delete this if it flops 😭)
December 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Would looove an honest dick rating right now 😌 (don't worry, will delete this if it flops 😭)
What are everyone's spicy Christmas wishes this year?? 🎄🎁🎅🏼
December 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
What are everyone's spicy Christmas wishes this year?? 🎄🎁🎅🏼
Wrapping paper this, wrapping presents that. How 'bout wrapping my arms around you??
#nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #christmas #gift
#nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #christmas #gift
December 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Wrapping paper this, wrapping presents that. How 'bout wrapping my arms around you??
#nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #christmas #gift
#nsfw #nsfwsky #spicysky #christmas #gift
I think about this all the time, and now you can, too 😌
Girls night!
(Welcome to my bluesky! I’ll work on slowly posting my whole archive, but for now here’s my most recent work ❤️)
(Welcome to my bluesky! I’ll work on slowly posting my whole archive, but for now here’s my most recent work ❤️)
December 25, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I think about this all the time, and now you can, too 😌
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It’s Christmas Eve, definitely send him nudes.
December 24, 2025 at 2:33 PM
It’s Christmas Eve, definitely send him nudes.
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I never posted this one, but this was the last lewd taken in my house before I moved out 🩷
December 24, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I never posted this one, but this was the last lewd taken in my house before I moved out 🩷
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Next up: loop pedal so I can be my own one man band, so if youre thinking of sending me something for christmas www.paypal.me/Spinxy921 :P
#nsfw #horny #guitar #music #naked #nude #christmas #fundme
#nsfw #horny #guitar #music #naked #nude #christmas #fundme
December 24, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Next up: loop pedal so I can be my own one man band, so if youre thinking of sending me something for christmas www.paypal.me/Spinxy921 :P
#nsfw #horny #guitar #music #naked #nude #christmas #fundme
#nsfw #horny #guitar #music #naked #nude #christmas #fundme
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I love sizekink so much, like make me feel small and helpless while you use me as rough as you want, pretty pleasee~♥️
#nsfwbsky #porn #sex #sub #daddy #ddlg #nsfw #nsfwtwt #goon #gooner #goonette #nsfwsky #sizekink #taboo #creampie #bleached #wmaf #breeding #rough #bdsm
#nsfwbsky #porn #sex #sub #daddy #ddlg #nsfw #nsfwtwt #goon #gooner #goonette #nsfwsky #sizekink #taboo #creampie #bleached #wmaf #breeding #rough #bdsm
December 22, 2025 at 10:53 PM