Samwise (Commissions Open)
@samwise495.bsky.social
Professional Wiseguy
Artist (I don't do NFTs or AI Art)
Fountain of wisdom
Man of many talents
Red hats will be blocked on sight
31 He/him
Artist (I don't do NFTs or AI Art)
Fountain of wisdom
Man of many talents
Red hats will be blocked on sight
31 He/him
Pinned
I think my sense of humor comes from a wide variety of sources, including, but not limited to....
-Homestar Runner
-Mystery Science Theater 3000
-The Marx Brothers
-Looney Tunes
-Various Abridged Series
-Various Youtube Poops
-Classic Simpsons
-Classic Spongebob
-Mel Brooks
-Gravity Falls
-Homestar Runner
-Mystery Science Theater 3000
-The Marx Brothers
-Looney Tunes
-Various Abridged Series
-Various Youtube Poops
-Classic Simpsons
-Classic Spongebob
-Mel Brooks
-Gravity Falls
"No mercy. Only PAIN!" - Castti Florenz
Octopath Traveler 2, 2023
#digitalart #artshare #casttiflorenz #octopathtraveler
#clipstudio #workinprogress #wip
Octopath Traveler 2, 2023
#digitalart #artshare #casttiflorenz #octopathtraveler
#clipstudio #workinprogress #wip
December 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
"No mercy. Only PAIN!" - Castti Florenz
Octopath Traveler 2, 2023
#digitalart #artshare #casttiflorenz #octopathtraveler
#clipstudio #workinprogress #wip
Octopath Traveler 2, 2023
#digitalart #artshare #casttiflorenz #octopathtraveler
#clipstudio #workinprogress #wip
"Nobody touches that turtle... but me!"
Inspired by 2CPhoenix's Sly Cooper Retrospective series
#slycooper #digitalart #digitaldrawing #clipstudio #suckerpunchstudios #artshare
Inspired by 2CPhoenix's Sly Cooper Retrospective series
#slycooper #digitalart #digitaldrawing #clipstudio #suckerpunchstudios #artshare
December 18, 2025 at 9:02 PM
"Nobody touches that turtle... but me!"
Inspired by 2CPhoenix's Sly Cooper Retrospective series
#slycooper #digitalart #digitaldrawing #clipstudio #suckerpunchstudios #artshare
Inspired by 2CPhoenix's Sly Cooper Retrospective series
#slycooper #digitalart #digitaldrawing #clipstudio #suckerpunchstudios #artshare
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:01 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
~You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch~
December 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
~You're an asshole, Mr. Grinch~
~If the person who you sing to
Can't provide the Wassail,
You are entitled to his debit card
And PIN Number
Love and joy come to you
Unless you can't provide the wassail
Then severe financial penalties shall come to you
Then severe financial penalties to you~
Can't provide the Wassail,
You are entitled to his debit card
And PIN Number
Love and joy come to you
Unless you can't provide the wassail
Then severe financial penalties shall come to you
Then severe financial penalties to you~
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM
~If the person who you sing to
Can't provide the Wassail,
You are entitled to his debit card
And PIN Number
Love and joy come to you
Unless you can't provide the wassail
Then severe financial penalties shall come to you
Then severe financial penalties to you~
Can't provide the Wassail,
You are entitled to his debit card
And PIN Number
Love and joy come to you
Unless you can't provide the wassail
Then severe financial penalties shall come to you
Then severe financial penalties to you~
Norton: "Your personal information is being sold online."
Yeah. By like EVERY corporation as part of their fucking terms and conditions.
Yeah. By like EVERY corporation as part of their fucking terms and conditions.
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Norton: "Your personal information is being sold online."
Yeah. By like EVERY corporation as part of their fucking terms and conditions.
Yeah. By like EVERY corporation as part of their fucking terms and conditions.
Draft dodgers don't get a say during Veterans Day.
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Draft dodgers don't get a say during Veterans Day.
"What percentage of a plan do you have?"
"I dunno, 12 percent?"
"I dunno, 12 percent?"
November 9, 2025 at 11:36 PM
"What percentage of a plan do you have?"
"I dunno, 12 percent?"
"I dunno, 12 percent?"
My anti-virus software does NOT need to know my location
November 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My anti-virus software does NOT need to know my location
Lumiose City Wild Zone 17
Pokemon Legends ZA
Pokemon Legends ZA
October 24, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Lumiose City Wild Zone 17
Pokemon Legends ZA
Pokemon Legends ZA
Thank you, Chris Columbus, for bringing us movies like Harry Potter, Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, etc.
What? .... Oh, Christopher Columbus? Screw that guy.
What? .... Oh, Christopher Columbus? Screw that guy.
October 13, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Thank you, Chris Columbus, for bringing us movies like Harry Potter, Home Alone, Mrs. Doubtfire, etc.
What? .... Oh, Christopher Columbus? Screw that guy.
What? .... Oh, Christopher Columbus? Screw that guy.
October 12, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
October 9, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Happy Leif Erikson Day!
October 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
So that's.... 3 government shutdowns under Trump? Do I hear four?!
October 1, 2025 at 10:19 AM
So that's.... 3 government shutdowns under Trump? Do I hear four?!
Wasn't there some episode where Marge says "The last thing we need is another Simpsons movie!"
September 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Wasn't there some episode where Marge says "The last thing we need is another Simpsons movie!"
With October quickly approaching, I feel I should say....
I did not care for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I did not care for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
September 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
With October quickly approaching, I feel I should say....
I did not care for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I did not care for Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I've had a lotta Daisy on the brain lately. I love her Touring outfit in Mario Kart World and I had to draw her
#digitalart #artshare #nintendo #mariokart
#digitalart #artshare #nintendo #mariokart
September 23, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I've had a lotta Daisy on the brain lately. I love her Touring outfit in Mario Kart World and I had to draw her
#digitalart #artshare #nintendo #mariokart
#digitalart #artshare #nintendo #mariokart
And of course Disney/ABC backpedals on Kimmel.
Still not renewing my Disney+ Subscription.
Still not renewing my Disney+ Subscription.
September 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
And of course Disney/ABC backpedals on Kimmel.
Still not renewing my Disney+ Subscription.
Still not renewing my Disney+ Subscription.
The fuck is a Groyper?!
(Looks it up)
Oh, I see....
That's a stupid name!
(Looks it up)
Oh, I see....
That's a stupid name!
September 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The fuck is a Groyper?!
(Looks it up)
Oh, I see....
That's a stupid name!
(Looks it up)
Oh, I see....
That's a stupid name!
The year is 2028. The Supreme Court has ruled that since corporations are people, they can technically run for president. And America has elected President Walt Disney Pepsi Comcast. Surely it will do wonders for the economy. (Being that it is...now the economy)
September 20, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The year is 2028. The Supreme Court has ruled that since corporations are people, they can technically run for president. And America has elected President Walt Disney Pepsi Comcast. Surely it will do wonders for the economy. (Being that it is...now the economy)
A little WIP of Daisy in her Touring outfit from Mario Kart World
#daisy #mariokart #sketch #wip #artshare
#daisy #mariokart #sketch #wip #artshare
September 19, 2025 at 11:18 AM
A little WIP of Daisy in her Touring outfit from Mario Kart World
#daisy #mariokart #sketch #wip #artshare
#daisy #mariokart #sketch #wip #artshare
This is not my beautiful house!
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
September 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This is not my beautiful house!
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!
So are they finally going to admit guns are the problem following the death of Charlie Kirk?
No, of course not. Why would they?
No, of course not. Why would they?
September 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
So are they finally going to admit guns are the problem following the death of Charlie Kirk?
No, of course not. Why would they?
No, of course not. Why would they?