Samwise (Commissions Open)
@samwise495.bsky.social
Professional Wiseguy
Artist (I don't do NFTs or AI Art)
Fountain of wisdom
Man of many talents
Red hats will be blocked on sight
31 He/him
Artist (I don't do NFTs or AI Art)
Fountain of wisdom
Man of many talents
Red hats will be blocked on sight
31 He/him
Because I got more badges than you
December 24, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Because I got more badges than you
You'll make millions!
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You'll make millions!
Find the Load Bearer
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Find the Load Bearer
You say tomater, I zader mader morts
December 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
You say tomater, I zader mader morts
Oh that's it! I am totally never gonna quit this job but start complain about it a little bit more!
December 14, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Oh that's it! I am totally never gonna quit this job but start complain about it a little bit more!
I'll stick with the original cartoon version.
December 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I'll stick with the original cartoon version.
Is there ice cream yet?
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Is there ice cream yet?
Really not winning back any Disney+ subscriptions at this rate, are they?
a man wearing a pirate hat and eye patch says you 're a pirate .
ALT: a man wearing a pirate hat and eye patch says you 're a pirate .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Really not winning back any Disney+ subscriptions at this rate, are they?
Well.... if it's on the sign...🤷
December 10, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Well.... if it's on the sign...🤷
"LeT's SiNg A sOnG oF pEnNzOiL"
December 8, 2025 at 4:34 AM
"LeT's SiNg A sOnG oF pEnNzOiL"
Always a hit with the ladies, that Pom-Pom
December 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Always a hit with the ladies, that Pom-Pom
I'm not afraid to smack!
December 5, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I'm not afraid to smack!
I shoulda done this a million years ago
December 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I shoulda done this a million years ago
He's got the heart of a champion! 😭
December 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He's got the heart of a champion! 😭
Waffles! BUY WAFFLES!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Waffles! BUY WAFFLES!!!
Bye, bitch 😆
a cartoon of snow white with vintagegal written on the bottom right
ALT: a cartoon of snow white with vintagegal written on the bottom right
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Bye, bitch 😆
Are you watching the full version?
December 2, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Are you watching the full version?
I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY!
December 2, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I LOVE YOU, TONY STONY!
If Martin had dialed it back by like... 10.
November 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
If Martin had dialed it back by like... 10.