Sam.J
@samwithoutaplan.bsky.social
Social Media Director
Challenge Runner | Speedrunner | Host & Commentator | Horror Junkie | Portland Insomniac | ☕️
✨ PS Trophy Hunter
✨ Soulsborne
✨ Resident Evil
💙 Elgato Partner
| email: [email protected] |
She/Her
Challenge Runner | Speedrunner | Host & Commentator | Horror Junkie | Portland Insomniac | ☕️
✨ PS Trophy Hunter
✨ Soulsborne
✨ Resident Evil
💙 Elgato Partner
| email: [email protected] |
She/Her
Version one of the stem. I watched it deflate it real time rofl
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Version one of the stem. I watched it deflate it real time rofl
"This is just like your other show. What's it called? Sex Investigations with Ice Cube?" - @simplyaj.bsky.social
It's SVU with Ice T??
It's SVU with Ice T??
![Olivia Benson from Law and Order SVU staring at someone off screen. Subtitles read [stares in especially heinous]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:q3zobtku4fgdkp2q42sueyy2/bafkreihsxmz4okdgv5zcvirbxocchu5ebiribay74cr5nkdpyat75eiucu@jpeg)
November 11, 2025 at 3:20 AM
"This is just like your other show. What's it called? Sex Investigations with Ice Cube?" - @simplyaj.bsky.social
It's SVU with Ice T??
It's SVU with Ice T??
I thought it was luggage on the roof
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I thought it was luggage on the roof
Please remember to check your kids candy this Halloween. I found an entire copy of Shaq Fu for the SNES inside my peanut butter cup
October 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Please remember to check your kids candy this Halloween. I found an entire copy of Shaq Fu for the SNES inside my peanut butter cup
It was Off Season by Jack Ketchum before anyone asks.
October 28, 2025 at 5:04 AM
It was Off Season by Jack Ketchum before anyone asks.
So sick of reading male authors. Swore I'd never do it again but here I am.
Why would I need to know that "his penis was retracting" while this main character is literally scared trying to hide from the villain as he walks by
Why would I need to know that "his penis was retracting" while this main character is literally scared trying to hide from the villain as he walks by
October 28, 2025 at 4:59 AM
So sick of reading male authors. Swore I'd never do it again but here I am.
Why would I need to know that "his penis was retracting" while this main character is literally scared trying to hide from the villain as he walks by
Why would I need to know that "his penis was retracting" while this main character is literally scared trying to hide from the villain as he walks by
The lioness does not concern herself with lactose intolerance
October 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
The lioness does not concern herself with lactose intolerance
They call her the Hammerhead cause she might take out some thumbs on the first strike.
October 15, 2025 at 7:57 AM
They call her the Hammerhead cause she might take out some thumbs on the first strike.
Okay. I've never played Oblivion before.
And I guess I'm not playing it tonight either 🤠
And I guess I'm not playing it tonight either 🤠
October 15, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Okay. I've never played Oblivion before.
And I guess I'm not playing it tonight either 🤠
And I guess I'm not playing it tonight either 🤠
Someone figured out the peanut butter makes her sleepy
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Someone figured out the peanut butter makes her sleepy
Every year we both make a shitpost to each other for our anniversary but I thought I'd go off script this time since everything in the world is so shitty.
Happy Anniversary, @simplyaj.bsky.social
It's only been like 6 months but you make every day less shitty 🥰
Happy Anniversary, @simplyaj.bsky.social
It's only been like 6 months but you make every day less shitty 🥰
October 3, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Every year we both make a shitpost to each other for our anniversary but I thought I'd go off script this time since everything in the world is so shitty.
Happy Anniversary, @simplyaj.bsky.social
It's only been like 6 months but you make every day less shitty 🥰
Happy Anniversary, @simplyaj.bsky.social
It's only been like 6 months but you make every day less shitty 🥰
My favorite thing to do when people get to this scene is yell victoriously "ha! Cause he ain't got no eyeball!"
September 25, 2025 at 2:14 AM
My favorite thing to do when people get to this scene is yell victoriously "ha! Cause he ain't got no eyeball!"
I finally did it. I platinumed Infinity Nikki on PlayStation.
September 16, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I finally did it. I platinumed Infinity Nikki on PlayStation.
What do yall even do all day if you don't have kids?
Us:
Us:
September 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
What do yall even do all day if you don't have kids?
Us:
Us:
Me to my bf when the Silksong pogo objects turn into spiky ball pendulums.
September 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Me to my bf when the Silksong pogo objects turn into spiky ball pendulums.
Rainie doesn't care that it's Silksong weekend
September 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Rainie doesn't care that it's Silksong weekend
Small gaming haul from after Seattle. Took the ferry over to Bremerton and found some local shops. The Fatal Frame copy is CLEAN.
September 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Small gaming haul from after Seattle. Took the ferry over to Bremerton and found some local shops. The Fatal Frame copy is CLEAN.
Got the opportunity to tour the Valve HQ. A really fun experience seeing behind the scenes!
September 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Got the opportunity to tour the Valve HQ. A really fun experience seeing behind the scenes!
I ate the shrimp and this is what I look like now. Honestly I'm fine with it.
September 4, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I ate the shrimp and this is what I look like now. Honestly I'm fine with it.
PAXWest Day 1!
Just hit up my fav Seattle coffee spot and Im ready to go!
Just hit up my fav Seattle coffee spot and Im ready to go!
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
PAXWest Day 1!
Just hit up my fav Seattle coffee spot and Im ready to go!
Just hit up my fav Seattle coffee spot and Im ready to go!
Respectfully begging @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social to put a coffee shop in at the Gate 7 Departures so my friends and I can yap in the lobby.
August 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Respectfully begging @aggrocrabgames.bsky.social to put a coffee shop in at the Gate 7 Departures so my friends and I can yap in the lobby.
I've played 1000+ hours of horror games and watched hundreds of scary movies. Been in the most difficult of situations. I was even shot at once. But this right here has to be the most stressful task I've ever done that results in the worst jumpscare of your life.
August 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I've played 1000+ hours of horror games and watched hundreds of scary movies. Been in the most difficult of situations. I was even shot at once. But this right here has to be the most stressful task I've ever done that results in the worst jumpscare of your life.
Made the switch from iPhone after 14 years for the Samsung Z Flip 7!
August 11, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Made the switch from iPhone after 14 years for the Samsung Z Flip 7!
Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for who this is
August 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Absolutely nothing could have prepared me for who this is