Sam.J
@samwithoutaplan.bsky.social
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Challenge Runner | Speedrunner | Host & Commentator | Horror Junkie | Portland Insomniac | ☕️
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She/Her
Challenge Runner | Speedrunner | Host & Commentator | Horror Junkie | Portland Insomniac | ☕️
✨ PS Trophy Hunter
✨ Soulsborne
✨ Resident Evil
💙 Elgato Partner
| email: [email protected] |
She/Her
Me reading this in the waiting area, waiting on my appointment that was set for 10 mins ago but I was 10 mins early for
Showed up yet again to a doctor’s appointment on time. 50x “Dumbest fuck alive” award winner.
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Me reading this in the waiting area, waiting on my appointment that was set for 10 mins ago but I was 10 mins early for
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Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month - all accounts set to "teen-appropriate experience" by default www.theverge.com/tech/875309/...
discord.com/press-releas...
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February 9, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Well, good thing we didn’t silo off a bunch of important game knowledge in individual discords instead of forums or wikis or gamefaqs for some reason
The only feature I've been waiting for
February 9, 2026 at 10:19 PM
The only feature I've been waiting for
Average Nintendo Direct:
Why play new games when you can play old games for $70?
* finger guns *
Why play new games when you can play old games for $70?
* finger guns *
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Average Nintendo Direct:
Why play new games when you can play old games for $70?
* finger guns *
Why play new games when you can play old games for $70?
* finger guns *
AJ getting the full mansplaining effect in the replies.
Always found it extremely dumb that Nintendo never gave the Joycon a proper D-Pad *just in case* someone wants to use it like this.
9 Years Later and Nintendo (somehow, miraculously) remains my least favorite console to play 2D platformers on, because 4 Buttons is not a proper D-Pad replacement.
9 Years Later and Nintendo (somehow, miraculously) remains my least favorite console to play 2D platformers on, because 4 Buttons is not a proper D-Pad replacement.
February 8, 2026 at 1:15 AM
AJ getting the full mansplaining effect in the replies.
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🔴 ATTENTION CONTENT CREATORS
Are you a streamer, video creator, or reviewer? Are you into horror games, challenging platformers, or experimental narratives?
LOVE ETERNAL launches February 19th and we want to hear from you. Complete the form below for consideration!
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Are you a streamer, video creator, or reviewer? Are you into horror games, challenging platformers, or experimental narratives?
LOVE ETERNAL launches February 19th and we want to hear from you. Complete the form below for consideration!
docs.google.com/forms/d/1aYx...
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
🔴 ATTENTION CONTENT CREATORS
Are you a streamer, video creator, or reviewer? Are you into horror games, challenging platformers, or experimental narratives?
LOVE ETERNAL launches February 19th and we want to hear from you. Complete the form below for consideration!
docs.google.com/forms/d/1aYx...
Are you a streamer, video creator, or reviewer? Are you into horror games, challenging platformers, or experimental narratives?
LOVE ETERNAL launches February 19th and we want to hear from you. Complete the form below for consideration!
docs.google.com/forms/d/1aYx...
Ughhh... hard copy
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Ughhh... hard copy
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worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
February 4, 2026 at 4:44 PM
worth noting that the second rich people stopped being afraid of mobs tearing them limb from limb, they stopped building libraries and opera houses and stuff and started ripping the copper wiring out of the walls of society instead
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Naah, I want them on trial.
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Naah, I want them on trial.
(I do not know German nor am I proficient in a second language. Two things you need to work for SBB 😭)
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
(I do not know German nor am I proficient in a second language. Two things you need to work for SBB 😭)
Watching 20 mins of a train ride through Switzerland took me down a 2 hour rabbit hole. My new dream is to ghost everyone I know and run off to Switzerland to be a train conductor.
February 3, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Watching 20 mins of a train ride through Switzerland took me down a 2 hour rabbit hole. My new dream is to ghost everyone I know and run off to Switzerland to be a train conductor.
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Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Tom Morello live in Minneapolis
Only seen one Melania review so far.
"Worst thing to ever happen in a theater." - Abe Lincoln
"Worst thing to ever happen in a theater." - Abe Lincoln
January 30, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Only seen one Melania review so far.
"Worst thing to ever happen in a theater." - Abe Lincoln
"Worst thing to ever happen in a theater." - Abe Lincoln
Is there a platinum? 👀
January 29, 2026 at 7:07 AM
Is there a platinum? 👀
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*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
January 27, 2026 at 4:20 AM
*fully restores your HP as you scroll past*
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This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.
January 25, 2026 at 5:06 PM
This is all I want to see Democrats doing from now on.
LOL AJ asked the same thing!
I really am enjoying going into this blind but omg not even him turning into a vampire in season 3 could make him tolerable
I really am enjoying going into this blind but omg not even him turning into a vampire in season 3 could make him tolerable
January 25, 2026 at 5:21 AM
LOL AJ asked the same thing!
I really am enjoying going into this blind but omg not even him turning into a vampire in season 3 could make him tolerable
I really am enjoying going into this blind but omg not even him turning into a vampire in season 3 could make him tolerable
I have never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer before but was excited to start it.
I really need to know what episode does Xander die?
I really need to know what episode does Xander die?
January 25, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I have never watched Buffy the Vampire Slayer before but was excited to start it.
I really need to know what episode does Xander die?
I really need to know what episode does Xander die?
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January 23, 2026 at 9:57 PM
This man has never heard of the Streisand effect.
January 23, 2026 at 7:56 AM
This man has never heard of the Streisand effect.
for those who come after
January 22, 2026 at 12:33 AM
for those who come after
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live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs
January 21, 2026 at 4:17 AM
live your life such that millions of people don’t drop everything they’re doing to collectively hope that It Happened at the slimmest of signs